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just clap and keep smiling by xslytherclawx for AnxiousLittleBird
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
05 Mar 2026
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It's a joke.
If it's not a joke, that means it means something, and it can't mean anything.
...Right?
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- 1,124
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14 Mar 2026
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Wishing to be the friction in your jeans by clementinesandteeth
Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Mean Girls (2004)
23 Jun 2026
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"This was so fucking wrong and for some sick reason that was turning him on. A lot. God, he was such a perverted freak."
Roderick gets stuck in a closet watching Regina get off, things unfold. Very Freaked Out, PWP with feelings, sort of switchy dynamics, mostly Roderick is sort of pathetic.
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06 Dec 2025
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She's So Mean by afterhourscafe
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
11 Nov 2025
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When Regina and Rodrick end up in detention together, a heated argument leads them to discover new things about themselves—and each other.
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27 Oct 2025
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Such Fragile Lives by FrostedGemstones22
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney
08 Jul 2026
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“I need a good orgasm,” She said without preamble, as simple a statement as the sky was blue and her parents needed to get a fucking divorce.
Rodrick's expression was dismayed. “You’ve been in a shit mood all fucking night. So you’re telling me that if I get you off, you’ll be less of a blowhard?”
“I have a boyfriend, you know.”
Rodrick’s eyes flickered up. He laughed; a low and hollow sound, “Oh. I know.”
“And you’re just like…okay with that?” She demanded.
“Look, George, if he were here, I’d lock you two in a closet until whatever this—” he made an ungeneral hand motion toward her, “Is resolved. But he’s not. So call it a public service, lest you decide in your state to go eat some peasants and knock down a few buildings.”
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Regina George has reinvented herself a thousand times over. Her most notable hits have been:
A Queen Bee Bitch
An angry, semi-mentally healed Lacrosse star
A nobody college student; and
A goddamn mature adultAnd Rodrick Heffley has been around for all of them.
Updates on Wednesdays
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27 Oct 2025
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and twist by brutalizer
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
25 Oct 2025
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"It's not safe for girls to get in the car with strangers, especially this late at night. I've seen Dateline," Regina says, batting her lashes. She can feel her mascara starting to clump and fights the urge to scratch her entire face off. "How do I know you're not going to take me to your creepy torture basement and chain me up?"
(halloween night: regina george needs a ride home, rodrick heffley rolls "most okay joint ever". among other things.)
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25 Oct 2025
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Senior Year Souvenir by jermasturbate985
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
24 Oct 2025
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It's Rodrick's senior year and he's afraid he's going to be left with nothing to show for after graduation. His life mostly consists of band practices, band gigs, spending time with his band mates... The little downtime he does have, he spends pining after Regina George, the prettiest girl in school, and also his longtime neighbour. She's way out of his league, and pretends to forget they used to be childhood friends, so why the hell does she barge into his room for the first time in years and start suggesting they start 'fake dating' to make her ex jealous? Could it be possible Regina wants more? Not likely, she's definitely playing him... but Rodrick knows he's so whipped he'll go along with it anyway.
But hey, at least he can get some band promos along the way.Bookmarked by lethargicmouse
24 Oct 2025
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repuation (effie's version) by orphan_account
Fandom Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games (Movies)
30 May 2023
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midnights (effie's version) by orphan_account
Fandom Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games (Movies)
22 Jan 2024
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Oneshot collection. The life and love of Effie Trinket written around the Midnights album, by Taylor Swift.
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summer prompts (2025) by orphan_account
Fandom Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games (Movies)
05 Aug 2025
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night at the cinema. by orphan_account
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games (Movies)
05 Aug 2025
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Effie enlists Haymitch to help her with a task of the utmost importance: breaking off her engagement.
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OR; silly, in-between era fluff.
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- Part 6 of summer prompts (2025)
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waiting out the clock. by orphan_account
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
23 Jun 2025
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Effie chooses to walk in spite of it all. Even when it hurts, even when she's miserable, even when it's wet or cold or windy, she chooses to walk.
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OR; conversations about pain.
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- Part 2 of summer prompts (2025)
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you're no prize either. by orphan_account
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes - Suzanne Collins
14 Oct 2024
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Effie Trinket is determined to do well in this year's mentoring project and win the prize money which could save her family name from ruin. However, her assigned tribute seems determined on making her life difficult. In fact, there wasn't much about Haymitch Abernathy that wasn't difficult...
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OR; a 'Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes' AU, in which Effie is the mentor and Haymitch is the tribute.
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26 Aug 2025
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26 Aug 2025
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if brokenness is a form of art by AzureInk
Fandoms: Andor (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
02 May 2025
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Coruscant is cold.
Not its air. Its soul.
The city is large in a way that defies Bix’s imagination. It’s all straight, sharp lines that do not belong in nature. It stretches endlessly in every direction, and in every direction, it is the same. Artificial. Lifeless.
Three trillion people live in the ecumenopolis. Ferrix was a speck compared to it, but it was bustling with life, even under the Imperial boot. There were voices in the street and in the wind. The walls held the warmth of the sun after it had set.
Stone and sky do not exist here.
This place is so cold Bix feels it in her teeth.
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In the aftermath of what happened on Mina-Rau, Bix and Cassian try to pick up the pieces. A deeper look into the year we didn't see.
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11 Jul 2025
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"He was a soldier. He was a threat. He was an Imperial threat. You and I are here now because he's dead. It had to be done."
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What happened between Bix, Cassian, and the soldier.
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11 Jul 2025
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The longer Cassian looked, the surer he became that there was nothing to see. And why had she come outside without a blaster, without calling to them? Bee kept watch at nighttime, and he had spotted nothing. He swung back to Bix with a fresh question on his lips but finally, for the first time, he registered the blankness in her eyes. She was static in fright but there was distance in her intensity, like a moment frozen in time.
“Bix,” he murmured, “put down the vibroblade.”
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Bix in the aftermath of her ISB interview, and how she and Cassian find their way back together again. Beginning between seasons before branching into early season 2.
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11 Jul 2025
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They were friends and lovers and partners and somewhere in-between all three.
A look into Cassian and Bix and their swirling, complicated relationship. Set prior to the Series up until episode one.
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- Part 3 of Andor Snapshots
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09 Jul 2025
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"I ran into a wall, like I do."
The Andor Episode 7 scene between Bix and Cassian, as seen from her perspective. Cassian is preparing to flee from Ferrix and Bix is still trying to recover, physically and mentally, from the catastrophic events of episode 3.
There's a lot of history, a lot of hurt and a lot of looking for someone to blame. And several very hard walls, in every sense. All in all, it's a really terrible way to say goodbye.
"She can remember clearly the one and only time she had deliberately physically hurt Cassian. Their second break-up. While he was lying to her face, she had slapped his. Hard enough to sting her hand.
It had stung him too. As he recovered, gingerly fingering the reddening mark on his cheek, he had stared at her with open shock and incredulity. His dark eyes had widened and glistened and of course at that she felt sorry and was stupid enough to say that she was sorry too.
Once again, he had ended up getting what he wanted from her.
And for all the long-term good her violence against him had done, she might as well have slapped a wall. It had ended up hurting her far more than it had hurt him.
Or so she had concluded. "
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- Part 1 of “I've Done It Before"
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09 Jul 2025
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Cassian : (re Luthen) “…tell him he needs to forget all about me. And that goes for everybody.”
Bix: “ I’ve done it before.”
I'm fascinated by the relationship between Cassian and Bix, as it's both more complicated and more unusual than first meets the eye. They're basically the 'lovers to friends' trope - but there's so much more to it than that. They were childhood friends. Bix is a kind of surrogate sister figure. 'Word of God' (see notes) is that they tried to be a couple multiple times, that they were 'meant to be together'.
This series starts with a fictionalised analysis of their goodbye scene in episode 7, and from there goes back in time to look at why they were first drawn together romantically, how Cassian's trauma impacted their relationship, how and why they first broke up, how they maintained their close friendship, how and why they got back together again … and how and why the romance part ultimately ended.
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Bookmarked by lethargicmouse
09 Jul 2025