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  1. Public Bookmark 4

    just clap and keep smiling by for AnxiousLittleBird

    Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)  

    05 Mar 2026

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    It's a joke.

    If it's not a joke, that means it means something, and it can't mean anything.

    ...Right?

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    14 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 85

    Wishing to be the friction in your jeans by

    Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Mean Girls (2004)  

    23 Jun 2026

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    "This was so fucking wrong and for some sick reason that was turning him on. A lot. God, he was such a perverted freak."

    Roderick gets stuck in a closet watching Regina get off, things unfold. Very Freaked Out, PWP with feelings, sort of switchy dynamics, mostly Roderick is sort of pathetic.

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    06 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 95

    She's So Mean by

    Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)  

    11 Nov 2025

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    When Regina and Rodrick end up in detention together, a heated argument leads them to discover new things about themselves—and each other.

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    27 Oct 2025

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    Such Fragile Lives by

    Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney  

    08 Jul 2026

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    “I need a good orgasm,” She said without preamble, as simple a statement as the sky was blue and her parents needed to get a fucking divorce.

    Rodrick's expression was dismayed. “You’ve been in a shit mood all fucking night. So you’re telling me that if I get you off, you’ll be less of a blowhard?”

    “I have a boyfriend, you know.”

    Rodrick’s eyes flickered up. He laughed; a low and hollow sound, “Oh. I know.”

    “And you’re just like…okay with that?” She demanded.

    “Look, George, if he were here, I’d lock you two in a closet until whatever this—” he made an ungeneral hand motion toward her, “Is resolved. But he’s not. So call it a public service, lest you decide in your state to go eat some peasants and knock down a few buildings.”

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    Regina George has reinvented herself a thousand times over. Her most notable hits have been:
    A Queen Bee Bitch
    An angry, semi-mentally healed Lacrosse star
    A nobody college student; and
    A goddamn mature adult

    And Rodrick Heffley has been around for all of them.

    Updates on Wednesdays

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    27 Oct 2025

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    and twist by

    Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)  

    25 Oct 2025

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    "It's not safe for girls to get in the car with strangers, especially this late at night. I've seen Dateline," Regina says, batting her lashes. She can feel her mascara starting to clump and fights the urge to scratch her entire face off. "How do I know you're not going to take me to your creepy torture basement and chain me up?"

    (halloween night: regina george needs a ride home, rodrick heffley rolls "most okay joint ever". among other things.)

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    25 Oct 2025