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    BOOK TWO OF THE "DUTY. LOVE. SACRIFICE" SERIES

    Multiple Origins AU, where Tabris is a mage and the other origins are companions.

    Haljra Tabris and Alistair Theirin were once fresh faced junior Wardens. Now deep in duty and even deeper in love, they must navigate being the only two Wardens left alive and save Ferelden. Between saving all of Redcliffe and diving into the depths of the deep roads, what can a pair of youth do other than fall in love at the end of the world?

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    Just so u know I won’t accept any requests with incest, parent/child, or adult/minor relationships.

    Just some dumb oneshots (most are crack)
    Also the ships are ones I ship and will most likely add but doesn’t mean they are in the fic yet, I’m more willing to do these ships
    I will also do nyotalia if requested
    I’m bad at writing angst so. Keep ts in mind.

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    Rinoa wants to spice things up with Squall but she ends up finding out that he has a crush on Aerith.
    Later Rinoa convinces Aerith and Cloud to have a foursome with her and Squall.

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    Juniper hadn’t thought about Sebastian in years, ever since they graduated from college and went their separate ways. When she finds a letter from her grandpa in her desk drawer at work inviting her to live on his vacant farm, she remembers that Stardew Valley was where Sebastian had said he was from, but she was sure he couldn’t live there now. He was talented at programming and a talent like that surely took him to a fancy company in Zuzu City or even beyond. When she arrives at Stardew Valley, she quickly develops a friendship with the outgoing, blue-haired bartender, Emily, who insists that Juniper visit her at work, and often. One night, as Juniper is settling in for a night visiting Emily at work, she sees the ghost from her past, the one person she never thought she’d see again. His presence in her life again stirs up many prior memories of their time together at college, and the rocky road that led them to a tumultuous end. Now, Juniper is left to wonder how she is supposed to maneuver through living in this small town, when the one person who knew the girl she was in another life seems to be hiding around every dark corner, reminding her of the past.

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    Some things break easily.
    Some things just need a good hit to start working again.
    Marinette is… still figuring out which one she is.

    She and Adrien keep running into each other like the universe is playing a very specific (and very annoying) joke on them. Wrong place, wrong time, wrong feelings, wrong page—rinse and repeat.

    It’s not that they don’t work. It’s that they never quite work at the same time.

    A companion to You Got a (horny) Friend in Me, told from Marinette’s perspective.

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    "Why? What about you and the other version of me? I guess you guys are close buddies too, huh?" I smiled over the rim of my mug.

    Ryland smiled. Or at least, I think he tried to. The expression twitched halfway through and he made a wincing face that disappeared as fast as he made it.

    "We are," he said after a pause. "Close friends."

    His eye twitched.

    Uh oh.

    watdatmean?

    If I still had access to Twitter, I'd be posting a tweet right now that just said: #watdatmean with no absolute context or whatever.

    Because Ryland suddenly sounded emotionally constipated, like he was hiding a massive and pointy shit inside his ass and desperately hoping nobody would notice. Which immediately made me notice.

    * * *

    Or James Rockwell Ortis and his eridian buddy Grace gets the front seat of the world's juiciest telenovela from another world (Human!Rocky & Eridian!Grace watches grockadrian happen while they do a pitstop in a different world)

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    In the shadow of duty, Maria Tyrell and Prince Baelor Targaryen find in one another the one thing neither was meant to have: freedom. Between courtly duty, family expectation, and the aching need to be truly seen, their bond becomes both their greatest comfort and their deepest wound. For as the time goes by and the structure of the world is weighing upon them, the love they share has to face the ugly truth — it might have to die eventually. Just where it was born —under the shadow of duty.

    *Story begins roughly around 199 AC (10 years before the Ashford tourney)

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    Pornographic? Yes. Humorous? Hopefully. Poetic? Well, for a given value of poetry. It rhymes, at least.
    Exactly what the title states. Each filthy little ditty is a separate chapter and a standalone.

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    10/10
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    After discovering that an old video game from the 2000s had a fanmade desktop pet for one of its main characters, you, a reclusive college student, made quick work to download the addon onto your computer. However, what started as a bratty fashionable pet berating you for ignoring your homework grew into an oppressive and suffocating presence in your life.

    ♥︎ fem/male!yandere x fem!reader

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    "Promise me you will not freak out."
    "Now I'm starting to worry."
    "You know those stories people read on internet? About drunk people making bad choices..."
    Shane tilted his head slightly, his eyebrows raised, his eyes pleading for him to just get to the point.
    "It turns out that last night..."
    Ilya was cut off by a notification on Shane’s phone.
    "‘I deny all responsibility for decisions made by your husband this weekend,’" Shane read aloud, showing the screen to Ilya.

     

    or

    Ilya leaves for Boston to meet Cliff, ready for a reunion weekend with his best friend that promises plenty of action…

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    跑团灵感来源

    一时兴起写的作品,包含了比较恶趣味的剧情,但我很喜欢'v'

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    The Malfoy family isn't stupid. While others served hurricanes, they've always been the roots. And roots, when threatened, only think of one thing: surviving to bloom again.

    Draco Malfoy learns from an early age that his name is both a key and a cage. Hermione Granger arrives at Hogwarts armed only with her intelligence and the certainty that she will not be silenced. As they navigate rivalries, unlikely friendships, and the slow awakening of something neither of them expected, two shadows move on the board.

    Voldemort, darker and more calculating than ever, prepares his return in silence. And Grindelwald, broken but not dead, comes back to reclaim what was taken from him.

    At the center of it all: a Muggle-born girl who carries Merlin's blood. And a Malfoy heir who will have to choose between the legacy he inherited and the future he wants to build.

    A story about choices, legacies, and the certainty that even the most poisoned roots can bear good fruit — if there is courage to prune what needs to be cut.

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    SHANE: Lily.
    LILY: Hello
    SHANE: Dead to me.
    What the actual fuck?
    LILY: ??
    SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
    LILY: ahh
    I am in trouble
    Yes?

     
    Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).

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    thoughts, memories, dreams

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    Antonio aparca su camión en un pueblo de la España más profunda buscando confirmar el morboso relato que su colega Martín le contara por la emisora. Allí descubre un auténtico puticlub casero donde la Jessi, una joven prostituta, vende su cuerpo con la plena bendición de su familia. Entre las surrealistas atenciones de una madre que saca brillo con toallitas del supermercado al rabo que su hija se ha de llevar a la boca, las interrupciones de un crío con pistola de agua y el descaro de una abuela voyeur, el rudo camionero se desfoga con la chica a lo bestia y sin miramientos. Todo un festival de depravación rural donde hasta el padre babea por ver a su hija en acción, y que promete rematar con una sobremesa familiar de lo más perversa.

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    Makoto Naegi, an average guy who got into Hope's Peak Academy through sheer luck, is thrown into a deadly killing game in a shocking turn of events. However, YOU, the reader, will influence all of his choices. But be warned, this isn't exactly the Danganronpa that you know...

    (Also, here's the Discord! It's not about this fic specifically, rather it's about a bunch of Choose Your Own Adventure fics that people make. If you're a fan of this fic or CYOAs in general, I recommend joining: https://discord.gg/V5hjkcxj We would love it to be a haven for all CYOAs out there.)

    Now with a TvTropes! https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/ChooseYourOwnDanganronpaTriggerHappyHavoc

     

    CURRENTLY IN EPISODE 4.5 DEADLY LIFE: CLASS TRIAL

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    When Kako gets her first ever crush, it hits her hard! Now she has to try and navigate these new feelings for Takumi whilst hiding them from her brother so he doesn't kill their Team Leader with a brick! Will she be able to achieve her own happy ending?
    Only time will tell!
    You can do it, Kako!

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    "What started as a way to further pleasure one another became something wild and freeing, what with the increasingly absurd ways the two would get in each other’s pants and then some. Tonight would be like any other in that sense."

    Or, Tenna and Mettaton do some insane Nurse/Patient roleplay sexy robo-style.

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    Everyone's enjoying an afternoon at the pool when an accident reveals too much information for some to handle.

    aka Dick screams "TMI" but gets no respect.

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    One island. Two territories.
    One city. Two rulers.
    One purpose. Two very different men.

    The North and the South.
    The Hwangs and the Lees.
    Hyunjin and Felix.

    What happens when fate brings two very different individuals together?
    What happens when Hyunjin and Felix are forced to work side by side under circumstances neither of them asked for?

    Old tension resurfaces. Lines begin to blur.

    Because when two of the most intoxicating forces collide… something is bound to unravel.

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    30/?
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