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“Those damned eyes of yours,” Lucian murmured, more to himself than anyone else. “They’re… prettier than the leading man in that other soap I watch.”
Lucian realized too late that he’d said it out loud. Fuck.
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24 May 2026
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Alastor swung his bare legs off the bed, his hooves clicking against the wooden floor. He didn’t stand, unsure if his trembling legs would take his weight just yet. But he had to go. Had to get away.
Smooth fingers ran down his spine, goosebumps causing his soft fur to stand on end—even his tail fluffed up from the ticklish yet pleasant feeling, begging to flick happily.
Fuck.
He needed to leave.
“Stay the night? Just until your morning broadcast?” Lucifer’s question was expected, his words tinged with hope and desire.
Alastor swallowed back his hesitation and forced a sly grin as he scanned the room for his discarded clothing. “Again? Quite insatiable, aren’t you, sire?”
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21 Apr 2026
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The King of Hell has been losing all night. The Radio Demon has been cheating all night. Everyone else has been watching. When the final card falls, Lucifer removes everyone else from the equation.
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OR: what the 'sin city night' trading card does to a person
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21 Apr 2026
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Lucifer lifts his head and blearily looks around the room. A part of him must still be asleep because he’s pretty sure he doesn’t have a fireplace in his room. Or the skeleton of some kind of creature on the wall. And a...a tree? Several trees? Are those fireflies?
He stares at the floating little dots of light, and the misty bayou beyond them, then turns and squints at the other side of the room, where there's a wallpapered wall and dark-wood floors. He turns his head again, to the moss-laden trees, cattails, and glowing bugs, and then looks down at the red comforter he's burrowed in.
This…
This is not his blanket.
He looks up.
This is not his room.
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Lucifer wakes up in Alastor's room after a drunken one-night stand.
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10 Apr 2026
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“Does Angel Dust tend to nest in his suite?” Alastor asked without preamble.
“Why’re you askin’ me?” Husk asked gruffly, briefly trying to feign ignorance. A single raised brow from Alastor was all it took to squash that recalcitrance out of him, his shoulders and wings dropping. “Yeah, yeah – fine. But why’re you askin’ me now? It ain’t like Angel’s gonna steal his own shit and pretend like it weren’t him. Besides, he ain’t anywhere close to bein’ in heat. It’s not him, boss.”
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Items have been going missing around the hotel. Nothing of any value or consequence - just people's personal effects. Regardless of their importance, Alastor cannot simply stand by and let somebody rob folks in his territory, right under his nose.
He sets out to catch the thief - and picks up a less than useful helper along the way in the form of one miniature monarch - but comes up empty handed. Empty handed, that is, until later that evening.
With his past racing to catch up to him things and quickly spiraling out of his control, he might find that less than useful helper has a use after all.
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- Part 3 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
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10 Apr 2026
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The prompt is First Time
Lucifer figures out that Alastor is hiding a couple of things from him and turns the situation to his advantage.
Alastor ends up accepting Lucifer’s offer in exchange for a night of sex.
An unexpected discovery awakens feelings that Lucifer won’t let go of.
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10 Apr 2026
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Sometimes in the middle of a battle, Lucifer goes into a berserk state of bloodlust. Alastor loves to see his king in all their glory, but he loves it even more that he is the only one who can calm the devil down.
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- Part 7 of Take A Bite
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10 Apr 2026
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“Salutations, God of the Underworld! Let me stay in your realm!”
The myth of Persephone’s kidnapping by Hades may have taken a few liberties. In fact, more than a few.
In which Alastor, God of Spring, deigns to grace Lucifer, God of the Underworld, with his unwanted presence. And as depressed and lonely as he is, Lucifer is still not sure this is a good idea. For Man and Godkind, that is. Meanwhile, Alastor, hoping for some entertainment, finds more to do than he bargained for.
(Greek Gods AU, based loosely on fanart)
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10 Apr 2026
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B is for Baby Blues by radioapple-heathen (hikariandyami)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
22 Jul 2025
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Alastor prides himself on being exceptionally multifaceted. The infamous Radio Demon. The host of the Hazbin Hotel. Pride Ring's favorite radio star. The Devil's occasional midnight indulgence.
There's simply nothing he can't do when he sets his mind to it.
... Except possibly parenthood. Alastor isn't sure he's built for that.
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10 Apr 2026
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King Lucifer returns to Hell's throne to protect his children and his people from Roo and her growing army of shadows. As he struggles to cope with the loss of his lover, weighed down by grief and guilt, Lucifer's sanity balances on the edge of a knife.
The Devil, they call him.
Very well.
So the Devil he shall be.
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- Part 2 of Child of Shadow and Light
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10 Apr 2026
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Alastor understands how to make tough choices. The bloodier, the better, he always says! But when he unexpectedly becomes a father?/mother?/parent, the decisions he must make bring him to his knees.
Parenthood is a job Alastor never expected or wanted. Frankly, he has no idea how to do it!
But, hey, at least he has one thing in common with the King of Hell now, right?
Or: it takes a hotel to protect a child from Heaven (oh, look! They are here too. Wonderful.)
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- Part 1 of Child of Shadow and Light
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10 Apr 2026
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Hell Is Forever Whether You Like It Or Knot by MixkaRules18
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 Jun 2024
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Upon being forced to switch dynamics on his arrival to hell, Alastor hasn’t been able to get any relief from his heats.
If only a short alpha demon king could help him
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Fully self indulgent shameless smut.
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10 Apr 2026
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Lucifer is not where he expected he would be when God finally pulls the plug. No — he never would have guessed that fucker would be bold enough to try it on the very day he's meant to walk his daughter down the aisle.
He and Alastor haven't agreed on much since they split, but they align on this: they sure as Hell aren't going to let something as pedestrian as the Biblical apocalypse ruin Charlie's wedding.
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10 Apr 2026
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Alastor and Vox have been working together for ages, but sometimes things feel off. He keeps having these dreams where he is in a very intimate relationship with Lucifer, someone he doesn't really know. So why does it feel like that's where he should be?
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10 Apr 2026
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Everyone loved to wax poetic about the so-called power and prowess of Alphas, but Alastor knew who truly held dominion over all. With the number of Alphas vastly outweighing that of Omegas, it was almost too easy. Especially with his heat so near. All he had to do was mark himself as available in the Alphas Seeking Omegas app, bat his eyes and stroke their egos (among other things), and they were falling over themselves to curry his favor.
How else could he afford such a nice apartment so close to his university otherwise!
All he had to do was let his instincts wash over him, and then he could just lie back and come out of his heat with a pleasant, lingering ache between his thighs. In addition to a few absurdly expensive courting gifts (most of which he sold) and a spike in his bank account balance.
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Sugar Baby Omegaverse RadioApple AU. College student Alastor meets with CEO Lucifer to discuss the contract for his upcoming heat. The meeting was NOT supposed to end with him naked and knotted in the Alpha’s office…
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10 Apr 2026
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“What will it take for you to understand I’m now open to sex?”
“Okay, first of all. In sex, clear consent is key, so I’d need to hear that from you. Secondly, we’re not doing this if you don’t actively want—”
“I want you to fuck me, Lucifer. I need it. I want to feel your cock inside me. I want to see you attempt to reduce me to a wreck begging for it. I want you to fuck me long and hard and leave me a mess and if you don’t fucking do it, I might just tie you to the bed and fuck myself onto you if I must. Is that clear enough for you, or do you need pictures?”
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10 Apr 2026
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Stop Me If You've Heard This Cliché Before by BleakCinema
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
10 Apr 2026
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The East of Eden Book Shop is Lucifer's little slice of heaven now that his daughter has moved away for college. It's his own place - full of every story anyone could ever want, good coffee, and a warm place to rest tired bones. He's a simple man. All he needs to get by is his favourite morning radio show and his shop.
Too bad life decided he also needed a surly, well-dressed deer with a smart mouth, a bad attitude, and a hare-brained scheme to shake up his life.
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10 Apr 2026
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Alastor had never shown his scars to anyone. As an Overlord of Hell, he had a reputation to uphold, and those gnarly, disfiguring scars were a sign of weakness that he couldn't afford others knowing about. But now that Lucifer had metaphorically (and physically, really) fallen into his life and had begun to make himself more than comfortable, the Radio Demon was...conflicted.
Desperately, he wanted to reveal himself in full to the little King. But...how could he be worthy of this perfect, divine being, as flawed and ugly as he was?
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10 Apr 2026
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Dropping out of his arts conservatory to help his ailing mother in the family diner was never part of Alastor's plan, but then again neither was moonlighting as a stripper to make ends meet.
Being saddled with a multi-million dollar company and getting divorced weren't part of Lucifer's plan. Neither was the angry man behind the diner counter who hated him on sight.
Plans change...sometimes for the better.
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10 Apr 2026
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Lucifer Morningstar will die by Alastor’s hand.
How Alastor will accomplish this feat is unclear, but it's the only reasonable course of action. He never intended to end up in this situation and it really can't be allowed to go on.
(Or maybe it can.)
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- Part 2 of Behind the facade
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10 Apr 2026