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    Riley (Detroit): Is it too late to retire

    Riley (Detroit): Hayes what’s Hollander’s address and where can you buy a gun in Ottawa

    Hayes (Ottawa): HELLO?

    Riley (Detroit): I’m going to kill myself in front of him because WHAT WAS THAT

    St-Simon (Boston): I thought you were being dramatic until I checked the score wdym 6-1 😭😭😭😭

    Riley (Detroit): so many emojis from someone whose address is in my phone

    St-Simon (Boston): 🤐🤐🤐

    or, the goalies get revenge on drapeau for inflicting the horror that is a hollanov power play on the rest of the league (cameos from the censhome gc).

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Yuna can’t help it. There’s just something about Ilya Rozanov that rubs her the wrong way.

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    05 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Ilya goes to Svetlana for advice on putting Shane in subspace. One thing leads to another...

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    03 Jul 2026

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    The airport looks like it always does. A sea of people oblivious to anything going on around them. Ilya is about to put his headphones over his ears when he sees something so familiar his brain almost doesn't register it. That is until he realizes that he's in fucking Moscow so this doesn't make any sense.

    Because right there at the gate, spread out over several chairs, his duffle bag as a pillow, is the figure of Shane Hollander sleeping. The hood of his sweatshirt is up and he's wearing sunglasses, but Ilya would recognize the shape of Shane Hollander anywhere.

    “Hollander?” he asks in shock, stepping closer.

     

    Or, Shane shows up in Russia after learning Ilya's father died. Ilya did not ask him to do this. He just showed up. And now Ilya doesn't know what to do with himself. He proceeds to just go with it, and maybe listen to Shane for once.

     

    Another song inspired fic, this time Ever the Same by Rob Thomas which I argue is underrated.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Shane has a notes app list titled 'Safeties.'

    It's a series of physical sensations to pull him back if he drops too deep:

    1. Press tongue to roof of mouth

    2. Grip something cold

    3. Say your own name out loud

    The last one simply says:

    4. Wait for him. He always comes back.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Three times Shane fucked himself on his foster father’s knot while he slept, and one time Ilya was awake for it.

    The rules of their foster relationship were simple: don't ask about the blood, don't touch the guns, and definitely don't ride your alpha father's cock while he's blackout drunk.

    Shane is very bad at following rules.

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    30 Jun 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 92

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    The codependent, childhood best friend’s version of Shane and Ilya, where Shane speaks Russian and Ilya is his personal guard dog (he bites). These two grew up close and only grow closer through the mutual discovery and nurturing of Shane Hollander’s love of pain, delivered specifically by the hand of Ilya Rozanov.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    L: you up?
    J: Against my better judgment, yes.

    Short sexting fic with NSFW art. Seriously it’s NSFW.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    “You know you are big, right?”

    Shane’s hands stilled, tangled in the silky, soft strands. Leave it to Rozanov to make fun of him with his dick out. Cheap fucking shot.

    “Fuck off,” Shane mumbled, but he didn’t make any effort to leave.

    “No, I mean it.” Rozanov’s expression was amused, the corner of his mouth quirked up slightly in a sort of half-smile, but his voice was earnest. “It’s very pretty, Hollander. I would not lie about this.”

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    Set sometime shortly after 1221, Shane and Ilya are booked for the same cologne advertisement in NYC. Alone again long before they expected to be, Shane is nervous and Ilya knows just how to get him to relax.

    Also Shane has a big dick.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Shane is 41-weeks pregnant with their baby girl, and so, so done with being pregnant. Just a little slice of life as they get ready to head to the doctor's office.

     Completed 6.28.26!

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    Short based off artwork by: @Medrawawi on X!
    Link in Authors Note :)

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    28 Jun 2026

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    There’s something else troubling Shane now, Ilya knows. He can wait; with Shane’s weight on his front, his face so close to his own, and the sun setting, he can wait forever. “You think she’d like me? If she’d met me?”

    The weight is still on his front, their faces are still close, the sun is still setting. There’s a new weight now; Mama’s cross, suddenly so heavy that he thinks he’s having trouble breathing, although that cannot be true. He doesn’t need to think about it, and he knows what he should say, knows the answer that would keep that hopeful glimmer present in Shane’s big, blinking eyes. But he also knows that Shane would see right through him. And they promised not to lie, not here.

    So, Ilya does. “I don’t know,” he whispers, barely whispers, and the admission burns his throat. He doesn’t know what it is, after that; the pre-existing knot constricting his throat, the ray of light that catches the edge of his crucifix and causes it to glow, like an agreement, or, most likely, the way Shane’s eyes widen just a fraction, before he conceals the shock and schools his features into something more neutral.

    or, Shane is curious, and Ilya tries to reconcile with his faith

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Ilya survives heartbreak, long distance, professional hockey, and the emotional warfare that is dating Shane Hollander.

    What nearly kills him in the end is a misunderstanding about condoms at Whole Foods.

    Or: Ilya mentions they need condoms and Shane says don’t need them. Ilya almost explodes at the thought of them doing it raw before his fantasy is crushed… or is it?

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    27 Jun 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 45

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    "Can I tell you something?"

    "Obviously."

    "It's a little—" Shane looked at his wine glass, his face flushing. "It might be a little weird."

    "Now I need to know."

    'It's not bad-weird. It's just—" Shane exhaled. "You technically…you did set me up. A couple of times. You just didn't know what you were doing."

    Shane and Ilya are still hosting J.J. after a dinner party when J.J. bemoans his wasted efforts in trying to find Shane a man. Shane fills J.J. in on some of his encounters while Ilya watches them from the kitchen. Things spiral.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Shane, convinced that Ilya will leave him, decides there is only one way to keep the love of his life around: a baby. Little does he know, Ilya has come to the same conclusion.

    Or, mutual baby trapping.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    555-123-181
    If someone got bleach in their eye what should they do
    555-926-024
    Go the the ER and get an eye wash
    555-123-181
    Okay but is that really necessary or can I just wash it myself
    555-926-024
    According the the Internet you might need eye drops for a couple days after so ER it is
    555-123-181
    Urgh fiiine
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    Ilya was looking for advice when he text the wrong number
    Shane couldnt leave a random stranger on read during an emergency

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander always had a strategy. He had a strategy for winning the Cup, a strategy for managing the press, and a strategy for keeping his relationship with his rival-turned-boyfriend, Ilya Rozanov, strictly in the dark. He really was good at managing it all… Right up until the moment a medical impossibility turned into a positive pregnancy test, and the only man Shane ever loved asked him to do the one thing he couldn’t: tell the truth.

    Five years post-breakup, Shane is technically winning. He has the trophies, the privacy, and their brilliant daughter, Airi. And he is perfectly co-parenting with his ex, Ilya Rozanov. The rules are simple: minimal contact, polite text messages about their daughter, and absolutely no acknowledging about their past.

    Until Yuna Hollander decides to intervene. Suddenly, the ocean Shane put between them is gone. Shane’s new strategy is simple: survive seven days with Ilya without falling apart.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    “Mmm. You want it bad,” Ilya purrs, teeth grazing the column of his throat.

    “Yeah,” Shane whines, hating how petulant it sounds. A fresh flare of determination rises up in response. “Just give it to me. Ilya. I can—just go hard. Just make it fit.”

    Ilya laughs quietly, incredulously. It’s hot against Shane’s ear. “Make it fit."

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    Or: in the midst of a stressful season, Shane's a little... out of practice. He's not gonna let that stop him getting what he wants.

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    22 Jun 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 27

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    22 Jun 2026

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