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    Rounding on five years deep into marriage and feeling very secure, Shane and Ilya are starting to master the art of pushing each other's buttons with full trust in their foundation underneath. When Ilya's jealousy mellows from something sharp and dangerous into something safe for play, it's not long before it becomes one of their favorite toys.

    A collection of vignettes about married Hollanov discovering they like the sex that follows when Shane flirts with men at bars and Ilya watches unseen.

    A plot bunny I created and then caught and am now delivering on request of the good people of tHReads who continually encourage me to be my most depraved self. This will likely wind up being effectively a short series of one-shots very loosely tied together, a bare bones fleshing out of the idea born in a mini-fic. I don't know for sure yet. But right now it's bringing me joy, so I'm releasing it chapter by chapter with no strings attached and sincere hope you enjoy the smutty pasta.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    My tummy did the thiiiiiing.
    Jealous Ilya/brat Shane.
    Make sure it’s charged.

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    @mensicehockey2k
    Hopefully Hollander and Rozanov make statements about this soon. Lots of young kids look up to these guys. Super disappointing if it’s true.
    11:58 AM ᐧ 18 Jan 2017 ᐧ 399K Views

    @starweavergia
    this is like the opposite of being told your parents are getting divorced #hollanovwedding
    11:12 AM ᐧ 18 Jan 2017 ᐧ 86K Views

    @rizzanov_official
    GOOD MORNING GIRLIES HOW ARE WE ALL FEELING TODAY #hollanovwedding #hollanovnation #hollanovontop
    11:09 AM ᐧ 18 Jan 2017 ᐧ 570K Views

    Shane and Ilya get drunk that night in Tampa and wake up married in Vegas.

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    21 May 2026

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    “What was that noise?” Shane asks.

    “Oh!” Harris says, holding up his hand and showing off the plastic device from earlier—it’s a black oval shape with a bright yellow, raised circular button in the center. “This is a clicker. It’s used for training for dogs. When Sadie does something good, you click and then give her a treat or praise. It’s to indicate she did something good! Positive reinforcement and all that jazz.”

    “And if the dog is bad, then what?” Shane asks before he can stop himself. Ilya shoots him a curious look, one that asks why do you care? And it’s a fair question–it’s not like they’re planning to discipline Anya in any way. But Shane honestly doesn’t know why he’s so intrigued; he just is.

    or, the clicker training fic.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    “The thing is,” Ilya says, conversationally, as if he doesn't have fucking Shane Hollander grinding into his touch, as if he doesn't have a hand on his—Luca's sure of it—perfect fucking cock, “you have not been subtle, Haasy.”

    It takes Luca a moment to understand just what the hell Ilya's talking about, before he moans, low in his throat, humiliation sweeping across his body. It's not that he thought he had been actually subtle, but he hadn't expected this, of all places, to be where they confronted him. Not with Ilya's hand worming its way into Shane's pants, the soft blue of his briefs a flash color amongst the pale glow of his skin and the dark drape of his clothes.

    OR: The Cens have won the Stanley Cup. Luca's been voted Hollanov's MVP.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    Shane gets jealous of Ilya and Svetlana's previous relationship. He wants angry sex; they end up covered in each other's blood.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    "Hi, I'm Matt," the man said. His gaze swept over the table, and when he met Shane's eyes, he winked. "Great to meet all of you. I'm a big hockey fan."

    Shane flushed bright red. Because he recognized that voice, and he remembered that name, but there were billions of people in the world, and Shane had never considered the possibility that his old vacation hook-up would make a reappearance.

    "You're a fan?"

    In which Shane and Ilya (and a few friends) run into Mexico top (iykyk) at the Kingfisher.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    “Fuck, look at you,” Ilya breathes. “Ask me for it again.”

    “Hit me,” Shane says instantly, not a moment of hesitation.

    “Is your face not sore? You still want more?”

    “It’s sore,” Shane answers. “Please. I want more.”

    “Fuck,” Ilya hisses, and he extends his arm out, muscular and powerful, and he brings it down hard, harder than any of the previous smacks. This one makes Shane’s head reel, his entire upper half jolting in response to it. Ilya watches in concern and fascination, gauging his reaction.

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    Ilya's playful slap during the Hayden phone call scene awakens something in Shane.

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    03 Mar 2026

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    “Fuck, that’s good. You feel so good,” Shane moans above him.

    He pulls him down again, and this time he holds him there, his hands firm on Ilya’s head. Instinctively, Ilya fights it, his throat spasming around the intrusion, and he tries to pull off, but Shane holds him there.

    “Ah, ah. No. That’s not how you say it’s too much. You tap my leg, remember?”

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    Immediate sequel to 'I Keep Telling Myself, I'm not the Desperate Type'
    Stoner frat boy Ilya x cool, jock Shane

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    03 Mar 2026

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    “This is awkward. This room isn’t available to the guests.” He’s holding back a giggle and can see in the twitch of his lips that Ilya is too. They’re never played around like this. Never been comfortable enough to have fun instead of just sex.

    Ilya nods, solemn. “Hm. That is disappointing.”

    God he’s so handsome. Shane’s eyes drift to his lips and he gets an idea. 

    “I’m sorry, sir. We’d really like to accommodate you-”

    But then the expression on Ilya’s face shifts and suddenly it's not a game anymore. 

    It’s a split-second of fear that he missed the mark. He only barely even remembers that conversation.

    “Maybe you could teach me Russian?”

    “Only important phrases. Like ‘yes, sir’ and ‘harder, please.’

    Ilya had been joking but... there had been a note of earnestness to his voice. Right? 

     

    or: A rewrite of the bellboy scene where Shane calls Ilya "sir" and a puzzle piece clicks into place.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Scott: I’ve been getting asked if it’s me. I considered denying but if we all deny and one person doesn’t, that sort of gives their identity away and I’m not sure they want that.
    Ilya: Everyone thinks is me. My agent asked if I want to comment too
    Scott: Wait, it's not you?
    Ilya: Maybe 🤔 Or maybe not 🤪
    Eric: What?

    Or: When Adrian Dela Cruz reveals he dated an NHL player, chaos and damage control ensue. A story told through texts, tweets, and one pretentious Variety article.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    When Shane was displeased with Ilya, there was a certain intensity in his speech that called to Ilya like a siren song, dragging him to an early grave with its vehemence. His voice would pitch higher, bossy and prissy and so stridently righteous it should be intolerable.

    But Ilya was, for all intents and purposes, a whore. And nothing made him harder than his husband putting him in his place.

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    or, 5 times ilya ragebaits shane because being yelled at by his husband turns him on, +1 time shane realizes he’s doing it on purpose.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    Ilya wins MVP. Shane wears Ilya's gift to himself during the ceremony, driving him crazy with the filthiest mouth.

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    Ilya's fingers tightened on his chin, his thumb stretching up to rub across Shane's mouth. "What the fuck did you just call me?" His voice was practically vibrating, his eyes flashing down at him.

    Shane stared up at him in confusion for a second. What did I say? He thought as the memory of less than a minute ago settled over him.

    Daddy

    His eyes went wide and blood rushed to his face as embarrassment hit him like a truck. "Oh, baby... I..."

    Ilya released his face to curl his fingers around Shane's throat. "No, Shane. Say it again."

    Shane blinked. "What?"

    "You heard me." Ilya's thumb pressed into Shane's lower lip, dragging it down slightly. "Say it again."

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    22 Jan 2026

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    “You-” He tried to word it as eloquently as possible for her, something smart and poetic and tragic. “For fucks sake-” But he was failing miserably as he looked her in the face and just said; “You don’t just deserve nice.”

    Her small frame faltered for a moment, her arms in that wooly coat she wore pulling it tighter around her, camel coloured scarf scrunching against her chest.

    “Oh?” Now she just looked affronted. Fucking hell, he wasn’t explaining himself well at all here, was he? “And tell me, what exactly is it that I deserve? Pity? Brutality? Someone who will treat me like absolute shit and take me for granted?” She looked ferociously sexy as she berated him, a gloved finger poking him in the chest. “Is that what you think I deserve?”

    He looked down at said finger, eyebrow raised.
    “No.”

    “Then tell me, Malfoy.” she spat, inching closer to him and poking him harder. “Tell me what I deserve.”

     

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    Or - It's Christmas, Draco is pining and Hermione is about to find out more than she probably needed to know.

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    02 Dec 2025

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    “This is so— what is going on?”

    “A secret,” he repeats. “I frequently steal sugar quills from Theo’s desk. Does that count?”

    Hermione is about to suggest they check one of the doors, but she stops when Draco snorts. He holds the paper back out towards her. “It changed to say a worthy secret,” he says. “Rude bit of parchment we have here.” 

    She looks down at the paper, and sure enough, the words are different. She furrows her brows. “What counts as a worthy secret?” she wonders aloud. And more importantly, what cosmic force is making her divulge such a secret to Draco bloody Malfoy? 

    -or, Hogwarts is a meddling little shit

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    29 Nov 2025

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    "If you think that's an orgasm, Granger, you're in for a long night." They knew each other, even respected each other, but a marriage law, some Veritaserum, and Ministry-mandated memory exchanges will change everything. Dramione. TWOSHOT Rated Explicit for chapter 2.

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    25 Nov 2025

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    Hermione Granger is blackout drunk.

    Ginny Potter needs to get home to care for her 1-year-old. Luckily, the pub is packed with more revelers than just for the birthday girl, including a healer Ginny has trusted in the past.

    She’s fairly certain Hermione won’t remember anyway.

    *A Dramione Textfic*

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    08 Nov 2025

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    A new addition to any Auror in the UK’s ministry department is the integration of “the cell phone”. A muggle apparatus Draco not only mistrusts but also despises, until he finds a very interesting feature that lets him enlarge the tiny profile picture of a certain witch.

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    20 Oct 2025

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    Draco Malfoy moves in next door. Hermione reacts, as any reasonable person would, by setting her kitchen on fire. Things continue in that general vein.

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    22 Sep 2025

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    “I was afraid back then,” says Draco, “of how much I loved you. I was broken. It wasn't the right time.”

    “And now is? How old are you?”

    “Forty-one.”


    Draco uses an illegal Time-Turner, returning to the night before Hermione and Ron's wedding.

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    16 Sep 2025

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    “Ronald, did you just ask what I was wearing?”

    Draco looked up, eyes wide, from his seat on the sofa. Granger rested casually against the inner corner of the kitchen counter, a cheese cracker in one hand and a handset in the other. There was a look of amusement in her eyes as they met Draco’s, who hadn’t the time nor sense to hide the look of horror on his face.

    Hermione has phone sex with Ron. Draco interrupts.

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    10 Sep 2025

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