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    Everyone is talking, and none of it's making any sense, at least until the door announces itself again with another horrible creak crash and someone is being all rumbly somewhere up and to the right and oh, yeah, mint, everything's going to be fine actually. Roy is here.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    444
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    He doesn't consciously make the plan. He swears he doesn't. It just sort of pops up fully baked, at around 1:36am, when Jamie drifts awake and registers the heavy length of Roy's cock nestled neatly between his cheeks.

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    Comments:
    12
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    208
    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
    2,219
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    "Yes, coach," Jamie says, breathless but still somehow goading, and he's actually trying to throw a jab Roy's way, right now, with his cock hard against Roy's hip and his lips wet from Roy's spit.

    Roy is going to take him completely apart.

    Just another fic where they fuck after Jamie wins a match for Roy.

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    17,821
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    232
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    4,388
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    It took Dan a record-breaking eleven times of being in the same physical space as his current crush before he managed to speak a word to him. Fluff/humor/smut, 10.8k

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    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    648
    Bookmarks:
    79
    Hits:
    7,421
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    The first time Dan brings up posture, Phil is hunched over his laptop and feels rather as if he’s been caught in the act. Fluff/humor/smut, 3.7k

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,700
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    266
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    3,550
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    Phil was a Christmas man. Fluff, 2.9k

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2,200
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    Dan is an overworked, underpaid, very homosexual uni student in need of an easy job. Phil is a successful, rather lonely businessman in need of a housekeeper. This is their story. Fluff/smut, 31.2k, written for the Phandom Big Bang 2016

    This fic won 2nd place for BEST COMBINATION and was nominated for BEST SLOW BURN in the phanfic awards 2016!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,218
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    1,754
    Bookmarks:
    256
    Hits:
    35,976
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    Dan is down on his knees the first time Phil mentions weddings with any seriousness. Fluff, 4.0k

    This was nominated for BEST FLUFF in the phanfic awards 2016!

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    897
    Bookmarks:
    116
    Hits:
    12,975
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    The flower—the flower, it's . . . it's delicacy and strength. There's an imperceptible fragility to the boldness of the color. It looks loud, out there and brave, it looks like passion and heat, but a cooler, more human kind of heat. It's striped with a paler version of itself that emanates an ethereal kind of refreshing springtime feeling. It is, to put it in a nutshell, fucking beautiful.

    In which you only see color once you meet your soulmate, and the first color you see is the same as your soulmate's eyes.

    Language:
    English
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    16,084
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    295
    Kudos:
    1,220
    Bookmarks:
    112
    Hits:
    12,328
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    Phil wakes up shivering the morning of October 19th, 2009. Today is the day he meets Dan. Fluff, 3.5k

    Translation into Russian/Pусский available here!

    Series
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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    236
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    3,591
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    “What, you mean about having food sex based entirely on a joke you made because of a Sims extension we downloaded? Yeah, dead serious." Smut, 1.8k

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,853
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    3,450
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    “Thank you, love you,” says the guy, and freezes. Dan’s smile suddenly feels a lot more genuine. Fluff, 2.6k

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,695
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    The room is dim, Dan is drunk, he’s got lipstick in his hand, and Phil is sat beside him, nearly in his lap. What is he supposed to do? Fluff, 1.1k

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    310
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    4,962
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    I can’t believe I’m actually writing this. I don’t know why I thought this would be a good idea, but here I am. Angst/smut | 10.4k

    Translation into Russian/Pусский available here!

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    4,154
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    “Oh, fuck me,” Dan says by way of reply, his ridiculously lanky legs folding under him on the sofa as he reaches down to the floor. Fluff, 1.1k

    This fic won 3rd place for BEST COMEDY in the phanfic awards 2016!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,182
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2,780
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    In Which Dan Is Drunk, Phil Is Also Drunk, They Hook Up, And Things Just Kind Of Go From There

    Language:
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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    272
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    5,742
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    “Am I?” Phil asks, “easy to talk to?” and Dan’s heart skips a beat and jump-starts to fever speed. “Sometimes,” he replies, not sure why he’s letting his mouth keep running on, dragging him yet deeper into the hole he’s digging. “Mostly you just make me really nervous.” He probably looks like that girl’s dress over there: bright pink and out of control.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    613
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,507
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    in which piano sex. this was supposed to be a drabble. im sorry (heres the [song])

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    194
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    3,826
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    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,609
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    Dan's voice is voice relaxed and liquid, his posture much the same. He’s draped over the arm of the couch, looking at Phil upside down, the rim of a half-full wine glass clasped in the fingertips of his right hand. “You’re drunk, you arse,” Phil tells him, skirting the coffee table and sitting down at his feet.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,140
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    316
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    3,347

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