deletable_bird
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Everyone is talking, and none of it's making any sense, at least until the door announces itself again with another horrible creak crash and someone is being all rumbly somewhere up and to the right and oh, yeah, mint, everything's going to be fine actually. Roy is here.
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He doesn't consciously make the plan. He swears he doesn't. It just sort of pops up fully baked, at around 1:36am, when Jamie drifts awake and registers the heavy length of Roy's cock nestled neatly between his cheeks.
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"Yes, coach," Jamie says, breathless but still somehow goading, and he's actually trying to throw a jab Roy's way, right now, with his cock hard against Roy's hip and his lips wet from Roy's spit.
Roy is going to take him completely apart.
Just another fic where they fuck after Jamie wins a match for Roy.
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the sun a souvenir by deletable_bird
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
07 May 2017
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It took Dan a record-breaking eleven times of being in the same physical space as his current crush before he managed to speak a word to him. Fluff/humor/smut, 10.8k
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call it a hunch by deletable_bird for
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
05 Mar 2017
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The first time Dan brings up posture, Phil is hunched over his laptop and feels rather as if he’s been caught in the act. Fluff/humor/smut, 3.7k
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Karkat is a singer with a gorgeous voice and an affinity for simplicity. He’s got a gift for words, a love of classic things (like his ancient VW Beetle), and a truly magnificent temper, and he’s fluent in eighteen foreign languages. Dave is an ace at literally any instrument under the sun, with a master's degree in classical composition. He’s got a stupid-ass poker face, an unbelievably tiny apartment (which he rarely lives in anyways), and a truly magnificent collection of stringed instruments, and he’s a ridiculous idiot. How the fuck they ended up starting a rock band is a mystery to all.
How they made it to number one, on the other hand, is a mystery to no one.
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A collection of porny oneshots revolving around the pairing rosemary. Each oneshot is based off of a song, and I take requests for new songs in the comments. The only requirements are that the song has lyrics. That's it. So easy. Such porn. Very smut. Thank.
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everything's ace (and aro) by deletable_bird
Fandom Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
18 Jun 2016
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A series of unrelated asexual and/or aromantic phan oneshots.
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that one christmas au by deletable_bird
Fandom Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
25 Dec 2016
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Phil is a youtuber, Dan is not, and they somehow ended up living in the same split-down-the-middle townhouse somewhere in the UK.
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The Dark 45-Day OTP Challenge, in honor of approaching Halloween. Every work is stand-alone.
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Jamie's done giving Roy the easy way out.
If Jamie matters even a little bit to him, then Roy's going to have to do the hard work to fix what he broke.
(Post season two)
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- Part 9 of the ripples it creates
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It’s not Jamie’s fault his mind goes fuzzy. He gets off on fit, talented people being mean to him, so what? It’s never been a problem until Roy Kent’s calling him an ugly, ugly boy in the middle of a hallway though.
And by problem, he means fucking amazing.
(Canon divergence, 2x6)
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- Part 1 of the ripples it creates
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10 Jul 2026
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It becomes a thing without being a thing; they both know without having the conversation that neither of them is looking for this to turn into a relationship or anything. It’s stress relief, and maybe a little team bonding. Either fuckbuddies or friends with benefits, Isaac isn’t sure which. Call it teammates with benefits and leave it at that.
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Ilya spits, and Ilya swallows.
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Hollanov NSFW Sketches by MinaLogan
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Jan 2026
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A place for my half-baked Hollanov NSFW. It was inevitable folks. This is NSFW fanart.