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    Law of Large Numbers: Understand that in the long run, the results will converge on the mathematical probability, ensuring the house edge wins over time.

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    a burden shared is a burden halved

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    the more people we can talk to the less weight we feel from our huge secret

    (rest easy: there is no actual math in this story)

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    02 Jul 2026

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    A fiery plane crash claims Ilya Rozanov’s life in January. By April, Shane Hollander is dead of a broken heart. The truth dies with them.

    Yuna Hollander will do anything to get her son back, including hiring a shady shaman to resurrect him. There’s just one complication — Shane isn’t coming back alone.

    Now there are codependent zombies in her house wearing Ilya and Shane’s faces. When they inexplicably act more like a married couple than the bitter rivals she expected, Yuna is convinced that they came back wrong.

    It’s easier than admitting she never understood them from the start.

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    Chapters:
    1/6
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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    02 Jul 2026

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    When David invites Ilya to game night with his old college teammates, Ilya expects poker. Instead, he finds a lineup of board games he doesn’t yet know, five old friends who still argue about things from thirty years ago, and increasingly interesting revelations about the Hollanders.

    Or, David Hollander tries to fix Ilya’s daddy issues one board game at a time.

    Or, the author tries their best to fit board game recommendations, an obsession with David Hollander and a love of writing Ilya Rozanov into one fic.

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    9,651
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    557
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    101
    Hits:
    7,317

    02 Jul 2026

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    Shane's first few weeks in Ottawa, as told by several unhinged groupchats, Twitter hashtags, and clickbait articles.

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    Chapters:
    3/4
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    658
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    33,331

    30 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    Everybody learns that Shane Hollander is completely clueless about music following an interview, Ilya Rozanov decides to torture him with this knowledge for the next decade.

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    Chapters:
    2/11
    Comments:
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    171
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    25 Jun 2026

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    RC: Boston?
    Bonnie: Noooooo now I see why Shane took so long to lock you down!
    Lily: 😎Shane likes a girl who knows what is quality hockey
    Lou: I can’t imagine how hard it must be, knowing that your girlfriend is probably a fan of Ro*anov
    Lily: what is *?
    Lou: It’s to keep our chat clean and family-friendly. No talking about the enemy.
    Lily: what if enemy is hot? Not as hot as Shane but still hot?
    Nat: omfg Lily you crack me up
    Jackie: I’m dying. Does Shane know you think Ro*anov is hot?
    Lily: 😇I must go now. Nice to meet you ladies!
    Bonnie: what a girl. I love her.
    Nat: she didn’t answer Jackie’s question 😭😭😭

    ————
    In which Ilya accidentally outs himself and the Montreal WAGS become Hollanov’s greatest defenders post-FanMail Incident

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    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    200
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    3,012
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    37,309

    21 Jun 2026

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    3
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    20 Jun 2026

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    none of these stories are interconnected. they can be read in any order, and you're not missing something if you skip some of them. it's just all my HR fic, gathered in one place.

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    26
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    20 Jun 2026

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    “Mm, not stuff his pockets with the drug everyone thinks makes you gay right before a press conference? Maybe!” Ilya’s voice chimed happily from the phone.

    “You wanna tell us why you’re so acquainted with Rush that you can identify it in 780p, Ilya?” Kip asked.

    “…I have so much leather to deodorize, Kip Grady. So many sports cars, you know.”

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    Kip can't believe no one else can tell how outrageously gay Ilya Rozanov is, but he's not complaining, he's happy to have someone else to talk to at all the hockey functions.

    Or: Perfect gaydar haver Ilya Rozanov finally gets a taste of his own medicine. A series of looks into Kip and Ilya's friendship, starting after the cottage.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
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    19 Jun 2026

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Dylan starts playing around with video editing software after taking (and dropping) a community college media class in 2011. He may as well use the new skills to make something, so he makes a hockey video. This leads to him becoming the ‘Ilya Rozanov Fight Compilation’ guy – it’s the start of an interesting two decades.

    Or, the twenty years of Ilya Rozanov's MLH career as seen through the posts of one social media account.

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    English
    Words:
    51,796
    Chapters:
    17/21
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    352
    Kudos:
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    18 Jun 2026

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    "Why are you not scared?"

    "I am scared," Ilya admits. "I just am tired. Of hiding me. Of hiding you. Of hiding how much I love you. I want to go to the rink— how do you say it? Authenti."

    "Authentically," Shane supplies, automatically.

    "Yes. Authentically. I want to go to the rink authentically, as me," Ilya confirms.

    Ilya looks at Shane, pauses until Shane meets his eyes. "I want to say: I, Ilya Rozanov, love a man, and that man's name is Shane Hollander."

     

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    Or, sometimes it takes a little more time, and some courage, to be with the one you love.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    15 Jun 2026

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    J.J.’s eyes settled across the parking lot, where Shane had hung up the phone but was still crouched, his silhouette dark, head down, hands at the back of his neck. Fatigued, trying to make himself smaller, hide how exposed he clearly felt. Because he and Roz were a thing. Not a one way thing but an actual… thing. Shit.
    J.J. hated Florida. The humidity fucked up his skin, and they had those giant snakes that weren’t even supposed to be there but some idiot Florida men had set them free and the swamps there were so fucked that they thrived. J.J. set his jaw, determined, before he responded. “Tell Jackie to get three tickets.” He reached into his bag and confirmed his passport was there. “It will be harder for Coach to punish all of his captains. I’m going with you.”
    He nodded his head definitively.
    Hayden nodded back.

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    After the Centaurs' plane almost crashes, Shane, Hayden, and J.J. go on an increasingly ridiculous road trip across Florida to get to Ilya and his increasingly suspicious but always lovable teammates.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
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    11,334

    14 Jun 2026

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    10 Jun 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 22

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    “Ilya, what’s wrong, dear?”

    Ilya turns his head towards her, his eyes are open but he doesn't seem to focus on her, he moans.

    “Ilya! Talk to me!” Yuna uses a peremptory tone, the result of her concern.

    “мама, my tummy hurts” Ilya whispers before losing consciousness.

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    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
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    1,879

    07 Jun 2026

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    Still, Ilya can’t help but click back into that stream of the game they’d just played against Ottawa. The streamer’s mic is just as shitty as the footage, but his voice has a soothing quality, and Ilya almost lets that lull him into a strange sort of calm as he pulls his fries from the oven.

    Almost.

    Because then the broadcast shows this nifty little steal Ilya made earlier, and sh24_hockey stops on that frame. “Sloppy play from Rozanov here,” he announces through the staticky background noise, which – what?


    Being at the top of the league is a lonely endeavour – until Ilya finds an annoying streamer with astonishing insights, who is strangely familiar…

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    158
    Kudos:
    684
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    111
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    4,935

    07 Jun 2026

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    “I’m sorry,” Shane whispers against Ilya’s hair. “I’m so, so sorry. I didn’t—”

    Shane cuts himself off with a faint stutter in his breath that Ilya feels in his own chest.

    “Please,” Ilya begs, but he isn’t sure what he is even asking for.

    He wants Shane to leave. He wants Shane to stay. He wants Shane to hold him and never let go.

    Ilya feels Shane’s fingers fist in his curls, holding tight as if Ilya could ever bring himself to pull away.

    Shane doesn’t know that Ilya could never, that he cannot fathom turning his back to take even one step away from him.

    All he can do is push Shane away, make him walk first, and pick up the pieces left behind.

     

    Or an alternative to that fight from the long game, but instead of Shane leaving as Ilya asks, they actually talk it out

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
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    07 Jun 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 74

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    Puck! I’m Falling For You!”, is an award winning romantic comedy game set right at the start of the 2016-2017 MLH Regular Season. Step into the shoes of a fresh-faced assistant coach in a world of inter-franchise politicking and help your team become Stanley Cup Champions!

    Customize your character, help draft plays and formations, and try not to rock the boat too much(!) as you shoot right for the cup and straight into the arms of your future hockey-babe!

    Tags: Dating Sim, Choices Matter, Nudity

    Other Relevant Tags: Sports, Singleplayer, Strategy, Romance, Indie, LGBTQ+

    or: NPC Shane bugs out, contemplates his identity and what he thinks he deserves, realises he’s in love with Ilya Rozanov, attempts to unlearn decades of shame and saving face, and takes the long way around in achieving his happily ever after

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    125
    Kudos:
    269
    Bookmarks:
    74
    Hits:
    3,466

    06 Jun 2026

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    Hello! This is my first post, although I am a frequent visitor to this subreddit and have been for years. I have loved hockey all my life, but my real guilty pleasure is staying on top of all the behind the scenes gossip. As you can imagine, Scott Hunter kissing his boyfriend on the ice was a huge day for me!

    I recently noticed something with Ilya Rozanov that I don’t think many other people have, and I decided to finally post about it here to see if anyone else shares my opinion. Every hockey fan I’ve talked to in my real life has brushed it off because Rozanov is known as such a womanizer, but I genuinely think he’s in some kind of serious long-term relationship.


    Or the year before Ilya transfers to Ottawa, Shane and Ilya learn three things. Creating a charity is a fuck ton of work, coming out isn’t something you do just once, and the whole world seems to think Ilya Rozanov is in a committed relationship.

    Oh, and Ilya is addicted to Reddit hockey gossip.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    112
    Kudos:
    2,004
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    507
    Hits:
    37,486

    04 Jun 2026

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    03 Jun 2026

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