BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
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#BostonsBannedBangers by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Jul 2026
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There are many privileges to being the Captain of an NHL team. Respect, better money, fame, and for Ilya Rozanov: the power to ban your teammates from playing shitty songs in your presence, or even banning them from playing songs that remind you of your decade from situationship, who suddenly ended things and replaced you with a movie star girlfriend.
A social media fic in which Ilya goes from occasionally banning songs to banning just about every breakup song in existence, and the internet is really starting to worry about his well-being.
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You Better Hide Your Love by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
10 Jul 2026
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Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are teammates, charity co-founders and ex-rivals. They are definitely not dating, and are obviously both super heterosexual.
It's a new season and Lily (Shane's very real girlfriend, who is definitely not his Captain Ilya Rozanov) has decided to join the group chat for the spouses and partners of Ottawa Centaurs, which Jane (Ilya Rozanov's very real girlfriend, who is definitely not his alternate Captain Shane Hollander) is already a member of.What could go wrong?
( The sequel to "I just need a quiet place where I can scream how I love you")
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- Part 3 of SAP 4 U
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💸What happens in the secret gambling chat, stays in the secret gambling chat💸 by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Jun 2026
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Missing scenes from part one of my SAP series.
Aka what the other Ottawa spouses and partners think is going on with “Jane”
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- Part 2 of SAP 4 U
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I just need a quiet place where I can scream how I love you by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 May 2026
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Shane gets added to the Ottawa WAG chat not long after Ilya joins the team, fully intending on replying as little as possible. Instead, he finds himself with an unexpected support system when coming out to his teammates goes wrong, and he finds himself traded across the continent.
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- Part 1 of SAP 4 U
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Operation Janebear by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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James @JamesSDaniels24 · 1hr ago
What the fuck is Janebear, and why is it trending under sports?
2.5K retweets 615 quote tweets 4.5K likes
The internet searches for the couple responsible for the viral Reddit posts, and Ilya and Shane address the rumours....in their own way.Series
- Part 6 of Lily and Jane's Reddit Adventures
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SAP 4 U by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
10 Jul 2026
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Lily and Jane's Reddit Adventures by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Feb 2026
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“Me finding out that instead of mysterious and cool, people think I’m autistic and lesbian.”
Ilya and Shane get Reddit’s advice under the aliases Lily and Jane. Things spiral from there….
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Secrets by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency), JustAnotherObesessedFanPerson
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
28 Mar 2017
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Secrets by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
27 Oct 2015
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Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.
It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.
Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.
Right???
(or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)
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Looking for a fun time.
I'm interested in men wanting to give up control. If you're inexperienced and want to explore that side of yourself, I'm willing to show the way to eager good boys. Beware - I'm not a gentle teacher.or
Ilya Rozanov plays for Boston Raiders, Shane Hollander plays for Montreal Metros. They meet, unaware of the other's identity, on an app where they develop a casual sexual relationship.
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Beneficiaries by 409_conflict
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
03 Aug 2026
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Following an afternoon of sex and tuna melts, Shane goes searching for the explicit rules of what being 'friends with benefits' entails. In his humble opinion, they're nailing it.
Once friendship is on the table, Shane reconsiders the usefulness and immutability of the public rivalry narrative. Surely the NHL can make just as much money from a bromance as it can from a rivalry?
A missed call from J.J., a dinner at All-Stars, and an ill-considered mad dash to the airport send Shane's season in a very different direction to the disciplined three-peat he'd been planning back in October.
"This rivalry thing: it was everyone else who said we hated each other off the ice. There’s no rule that says we have to keep doing that forever.” Shane stared outside, past the blinding billboards and down at the streets below. “It was nice. Hanging out, last time.”
He knew what it looked like when Rozanov shut down, when he closed himself off and pushed the world away. He’d finish the conversation abruptly, curt, clipped, and retreat. So Shane knew he’d won when Rozanov finally answered with: “Are we six years old, Hollander? Asking if I want to play in sandbox with you?"
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Lover, You Should Have Come Over by OnMarss
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Apr 2026
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Marlow: man...
Connors: that's unexpected
Marlow: 407 times? Jeff Buckley?
Or: Ilya gets exposed as a loverboy via Spotify Wrapped
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- Part 1 of Loverboy Ilya
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Sumary: “You think I am a slut, yes? Do you have a problem with sluts Hollander?” Ilya makes no effort to lower his voice to accommodate the environment, despite the lecture-hall filling up around them.
“What?” Shane chokes on his breath, somehow this conversation is taking an even worse turn than expected. No, of course not, I don’t care how many people you sleep with.”
Shane kind of does care, but not for the reasons that Ilya is insinuating.OR:
College friends - Ilya has sex for sport, and Shane just doesn't understand what all the fuss is about. Ilya, obviously, isn’t going to let that stand. // What's so great about sex anyway??
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- Part 1 of I might let you