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There are still four viable sperm samples in the Hail Mary’s deep freeze storage. Ryland knows this because he’s asked Mary about it twice since the day Jude was born. Once, when she was barely six months old, which unnerved him so badly that he slammed the laptop shut before Mary could finish telling him about the samples.
The second time was about five minutes ago, give or take a few seconds.
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- Part 2 of biodome babies verse
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love, leaking, and other perks of being a space blob by blackeyedblonde
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 Apr 2026
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“Grace ever make love with other humans on Earth, question?” Rocky asks one morning when they’re just finishing up a modest breakfast in the Hail Mary dormitory.
Ryland nearly spits out his mouthful of pb&j but valiantly manages to swallow. “Why are you asking me this right now, dude?” he asks, voice still thick with peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth. “No lead-in or anything, jeepers creepers.”
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It’s only during the second month on their joint journey to Erid that Ryland stumbles upon the egg and sperm specimens for the first time.
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- Part 1 of biodome babies verse
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William has always been a playful and generous lover to rival the focused intensity of his wife, but even in his moments of easy leisure when he sits back to let Adam and Elizabeth come together, he is nonetheless always there to watch.
Until now.
“William…is not here,” Adam says, blinking slowly. The room becomes a touch more stifling with the rippling heat of the fire. Her handsome creature seems quite uncertain but remains interested all the same, Elizabeth privately notes, if the wide dilation of the black iris that flashes gold is any indicator.
“No, and he’ll be gone for nearly a fortnight,” she says softly, bringing up her other hand to clasp them around Adam’s long, graceful palm. “Did you expect to leave me to sleep alone in my marriage bed for the next two weeks? William certainly didn’t.”
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After sustaining a shallow bullet wound at the hands of Victor’s wrath, Elizabeth willingly goes into the Creature’s arms and leaves her entire life behind in a single night. Together, she and Adam do their best to heal, survive, and carve out a careful slice of peace in the empty cottage the blind man left behind. Amidst struggling against the natural elements and risking it all to live as not only companions, but as husband and wife, they discover the beauty of unknown intimacies and create an Eden of their own along the way.
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Santaphale AU by blackeyedblonde, vaguelydemonic
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Jan 2026
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Fics set in the Santaphale AU, a Good Omens human/magic/family alternate universe riffed up on Discord by many minds that all got really into the Christmas spirit.
Aziraphale (Santa Claus) and Mx. Antonia Crowley, lonely and woefully single, meet on a fateful Christmas night when Santa is on his big flight. A magical whirlwind romance ensues and Crowley finds the love she'd always wanted, at Aziraphale's side as Mx. Claus and with their merry bunch of children.
Fics are organized story-chronologically (originally written and posted out of order.)
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✨Babies, Beasties, and Breeding Kink✨ (D:BH) by blackeyedblonde, Space_Cadet_Blues
Fandom Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
12 Apr 2020
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"Yes," Adrian interrupts. Rocky lets out a musical sort of laugh at how easily the blue Eridian brushes Ryland off. "I've read plenty about it on your thinking machine." Adrian taps his fingers on the floor below, like a nervous tic. "I have come up with the most optimal solution."
"Lay it on me, big guy," Grace grins. He's decidedly ignoring the dull ache beginning to build behind his navel.
"You should orgasm at least five or six times."
Bookmarked by blackeyedblonde
21 Jun 2026
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Curiosity Satiated by maroon
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jun 2026
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"Right." With his unoccupied hand, he twists his wedding ring. "You know what's a better way to die, though?"
Ilyukhina looks up and smirks. "Orgasm?"
Rocky laughs. "Yeah."
They both laugh.
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04 Jun 2026
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“If I lay eggs and fertilise them…” He trails off, trying to find the right words. “I can leave them for Grace to take. We don’t need to touch.”
He inhales sharply, taking a moment to process as his mind lags behind every word.
Fertilised eggs.
Meaning, potential offspring.
Babies.
Rocky wants to have children with him.
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06 Apr 2026
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Aziraphale knew the tension would come to a boiling point someday. Winn was a teenager with Crowley as a parent. An unstoppable force meeting one of the universe’s oldest immovable objects.
Despite having inherited Crowley’s tendency to need space and time to think alone, Winn had still always been very close with his parents. He’d been raised on “you know you can always talk to us” and “there is never shame in feeling the way you feel.” He had often spent time with them just for the sake of it, knowing they enjoyed his company just as much as he enjoyed theirs, a rare trait in a 15 year old. They had begun to think maybe the snark and petulant reluctance to help with chores the human way would be the worst of it.
Then came Crowley’s positive pregnancy test.
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Familial tension arises in the South Downs Cottage when Winn, Aziraphale and Crowley's 15 year old son, has big feelings and choice words to say about the impending arrival of Baby #2.
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28 Mar 2026
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A beach holiday in Crowley's last trimester leaves Crowley with a sunburn and Aziraphale with a hard-on for all eternity. Crowley is just *too pregnant to have sex.* How will our heroes resolve this problem for the ages?
And then Crowley goes into labor, because you know me.Bookmarked by blackeyedblonde
10 Mar 2026