Not_Quite_A_Moron
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Gwen never planned to be on this stupid show. She only auditioned on a dare thinking she wouldn't get picked.
Now, one week into it, she's had her diary read on live TV outing her to the entire world, all cause by the very girl she's had a reluctant and confusing crush since she first saw her step off the boat.
Great.
Well, things can only go up from here, right?
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Tldr; What if Gwen had a crush on Heather instead of Trent
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Noelle doesn't want to admit she's angry. Or jealous. Because she's not.
Really. She isn't.
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AKA Ralsusie fic that's actually unrequited Noelle angst with a side of Ralsusie
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Starved: 𝓜𝓞𝓡𝓞𝓝𝓘𝓩𝓔𝓓 by Not_Quite_A_Moron
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic.EXE - Astranomiconx
22 Jan 2026
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Desperation breeds innovation, depravity leads to savagery
Care not, tear not the cost of your skin, or you'll begin unravelingOk basically this my own take on Starved since I'm kinda starved (hehe) for content and different takes on this concept since I just find it interesting
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- English
- Words:
- 666
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 4
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Roommates: Myths of Multiplying Ape-like Anomalies by Not_Quite_A_Moron
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, roommates: motha
18 Nov 2025
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Mike’s life has been going well. He's surrounded by his friends, he's got a stable job and house. They're even close to opening the new restaurant.
But even though Jeremy Human's is dead in the dirt, that won't stop impersonators from trying to capitalize on the idea of mascot humanimatronics for a quick buck.
Or... is that really all they're after?
(This is a fan made sequel to Roommates: Memoirs of the Hairless Ape. As such, if you haven't read Roommates: MOTHA, this probably won't make much sense)
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Percy Takes the Train by Not_Quite_A_Moron
Fandoms: Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, The Railway Series - W. Awdry
09 Nov 2025
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The year is 1946. Percy has been working in the yard for many years now, and has gotten a bit tired of it. When the release of a book about Thomas' old misadventures spreads to the engines, Percy forms a plan to get out of the yard.
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Moronic Thomas/The Railway Series Stories by Not_Quite_A_Moron
Fandom The Railway Series - W. Awdry, Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends
09 Nov 2025
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Roommates: Myths of Multiplying Ape-like Anomalies by Not_Quite_A_Moron
Fandom Five Nights at Freddy's, roommates: motha
18 Nov 2025
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Works Based On TGWeaver's FNAF Stuff by Not_Quite_A_Moron
Fandom Five Nights at Freddy's, Roommates: Memoirs of the Hairless Ape, roommates: motha
18 Nov 2025
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The WildeHopps Trash Bin by Not_Quite_A_Moron
Fandom Zootopia (2016), Zootopia (Disney Movies)
15 Apr 2025
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All of my Zootopia stories with WildeHopps in them (which is basically all of them)
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An overarching story about a bunny and their honey bear
As well as their creator who may or may not be a child murderer, but that's neither here nor there.
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In the summer of 2007, twenty-four teens were kidnapped, brought to an isolated island, and forced to compete in a series of cruel challenges hosted by a maniac with a thirst for fame.
My take on Despair Island!
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A storm brings a massive flood through Camp Wawanakwa that dislocates the girls' cabin, of which goth girl Gwen and mean queen Heather are the only remaining occupants, and sends the two drifting out on to the open waters. After washing up on a strange new island, the rivals become forced to rely on each other in order to survive.
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Noah — somehow — has been sent back in time to the beginning of Total Drama: Island. He's got a chance to fix everything that went wrong.
(What went wrong? Noah's been embarrassed on 3 seasons of reality tv and still hasn't won any money.)
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"He was pissed, at both Julia and MK for dragging him into their cheating schemes, and himself for letting it happen. For betraying the trust of the one person who still truly cared about him after everything, who still loved him.
He was more than grateful the two managed to talk things out last night, that Raj didn’t want to leave him after what had happened. Bowie didn’t want to go back to a world without him.
But that didn’t mean the guilt and bitter taste in his mouth went away."
Or, Bowie and Raj become the antagonists of season two after the events of episode five
Bookmarked by Not_Quite_A_Moron
27 Jun 2026
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Predicting the Unpredictable by courtney-deserved-better (persephones_garden)
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon)
18 May 2026
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During the All-Stars finale, Courtney watches Wawanakwa Island sink for good. As she floats away in a balloon, she's certain she'll never step foot on reality television ever again.
And then she wakes up in the Killer Bass cabin.
Stuck two years in the past, Courtney finds herself reliving the events of Total Drama Island. With extensive knowledge of what's to come, she fights to finally stake her claim on the prize money.
But the butterfly effect is unpredictable...