11 Works by Coneheadedness

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    Twenty-five-year-old Anya Forger has been orphaned, works a thankless job with a horrible boss, is diagnosed with a terminal illness, and finds out that she only has three months to live.

    Later that night, she gets drunk and impulsively wishes to doom the world. Her wish is heard by her childhood rival Damian Desmond, who is actually the deity of destruction called 'Doom' - in other words, the very personification of all misfortune!

    Damian, tired of immortality and his unfortunate role among humanity, sees Anya's wish as the perfect way to cease his miserable, endless existence.

    Realizing the gravity of her mistake, Anya chooses to enter into a 100-day contract with Damian, where he'll take away her pain and symptoms, and she must formally wish for him to end the world before her time is up.

    A tale of fate versus free will, and how everything gained is dependent on everything lost.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,232
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    788
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    “The only person more dangerous than the ruler is his heir.”

    Damian Desmond, the third prince of Ostania, wants nothing to do with palace politics and strife—until one traumatic incident forces him to change his worldview overnight.

    Anya Forger, the seventh princess of Westalis, rebels against her fate of becoming a treaty bride. She meets her supposed future husband while on the run and knows nothing about his real identity or motives.

    Can love truly coexist with a deep thirst for revenge, opposing political grounds, and the often cruel sacrifices one must make to rise to the top?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    134,553
    Chapters:
    24/35
    Comments:
    307
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    3,482
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    Years after Operation Strix's conclusion, Anya Forger has become Damian Desmond's prisoner in every sense of the word.

    He holds onto her out of revenge despite having an official fiancee. She has her reasons for staying, even though her heart belongs to someone else.

    What begins as punishment slowly becomes something neither of them can name, let alone escape.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,686
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,277
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    Tomoe angers Narukami again, and this time, she turns him into a tiny merman!

    Nanami tries various spells to turn him back, but none work. In fact, they only turn him into wilder sea creatures!

    Join the crew as they embark on a journey to restore Tomoe's kitsune form. Feelings and loyalties surface along the way. 🧜‍♂️

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,369
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    75
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    Anya Forger, now a guidance counselor at Eden Academy, suddenly receives a proposal from the Desmonds to wed their eldest son, Demetrius, within a month.

    To her parents' surprise and concern, she accepts the proposal as a way to infiltrate what's essentially Ostania's royal family and uncover the truth behind the whole ordeal.

    Damian Desmond, a successful entrepreneur living abroad for the past five years, returns to Ostania and discovers that his future sister-in-law is none other than the girl he's loved since first grade!

    Refusing to lose Anya again, Damian strikes a deal with Demetrius to replace the latter as the groom. The catch? He must sacrifice everything else that matters to him, including his pride and dignity.

    As Anya and Damian learn to reconcile their past grievances and trust each other in the face of adversity, they gradually transform their arranged marriage into a real one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    134,044
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Comments:
    584
    Kudos:
    389
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    14,717
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    Tomoe knew that something was bound to go wrong; he just didn’t expect it to go wrong right from the get-go. Sighing, he flapped his fan and tried to calm himself.

    "What happened?" he asked coolly, trying his best not to blow a gasket right that very second.

    Akura piped up first. "The snake ate the bread that contained the first clue!"

    OR

    The wild adventures of Tomoe and Nanami as they celebrate their first Valentine's Day as a couple, no thanks to an oni and snake duo.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,634
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    321
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    AU where Akura is well and alive. Oh, and he's the favorite uncle of Nanami and Tomoe's son!

    What happens when a bunch of yokai and gods gather at a human school festival's wedding booth? Chaos incarnate and some unexpected tenderness, too.

    Also known as - Otohiko and Ookuninushi dress up as high schoolers and get married in a wedding booth. Featuring Akura, the master wedding objector, and some major references from "The Princess Bride."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,450
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    108
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    The Ujigami High School Christmas ball is right around the corner, and Nanami wants nothing more than to attend the event with her boyfriend, Tomoe.

    However, due to the couple's vastly different backgrounds, Tomoe just doesn't seem to understand any of Nanami's hints!

    What will it take for a tochigami and a fox to sort out their misunderstandings over the situation and potentially enjoy a magical evening dancing under the stars?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,011
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    292
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    Anya and Damian are paired together to bake a yule log cake in home economics class, but she accidentally spills hot cocoa all over their recipe book, essentially losing their guide!

    What could possibly go wrong as the two of them try to figure out how to salvage their creation in time to get a passing grade and eat delicious Christmas cake?

    Based on the F.R.I.E.N.D.S. episode, "The One Where Ross Got High" (S6E9).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,350
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    599
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    Ujigami High School is getting ready for its annual winter musical, "The Phantom of the Opera," and Nanami, Mizuki, and Kurama unexpectedly land the lead roles despite their limited theatre experience.

    Tomoe only gets a supporting role as an understudy, but with the crew's help and a few epiphanies, he discovers talents that he never knew he possessed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,589
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    628
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    Takes place after the end of Into_Evernight's "Hooked On a Star."

    Nanami and Tomoe are finally engaged, and she decides to surprise him with a cover song at her concert.

    Little does she know that he has a surprise for her as well, which is more than she ever bargained for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,532
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    400

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