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The famed Pirate Hunter Roronoa Zoro, Demon of the East Blue and future World's Greatest Swordsman is cleaning the East Blue of pirates one at a time. There is just one new bounty, Monkey D. Luffy, that seems to keep eluding him, but that won't stop him from saving the waiter from the Straw Hat Pirates, even if he has to chase them into the Grand Line.
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In which a storm and a traffic jam delay the England team's bus to the Inter&Co stadium.
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- Part 2 of >1000 Word Cup 2026
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No turning back by lesmandout
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
10 Jun 2026
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Rule #1: Do not meddle in any human matter, unless the act of not meddling interferes with your vow of protection to your assigned human.
Rule #2: Do not interact with humans, unless the act of not interacting interferes with your vow of protection to your assigned human.
Rule #3: In case of multiple direct interactions with the same human, your appearance ought to be changed enough to avoid recognition, unless the act of not being recognized interferes with your vow of protection to your assigned human.
Rule #…or
Lestat flirts with a hot lady by calling her an angel. Armand wonders just how on earth could she have figured her out so easily.
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Everything has a start point, a beginning.
Ryland is sure his mind is playing pranks on him, this is surely not a date.
Tom is willing to do everything he can to have his feelings returned, he just has to nail this date.
Colt it's starting to suspect something is happening, did someone mention a date?
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- Part 3 of This crackship is actually growing on me
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As you guys read the title, this is literally the videogame "Cuphead: Don't deal with the Devil" but... what if it was a series of Cuphead and Mugman's journey of collecting souls and who knows? Maybe they make new friends along the way. And Cuphead learns a valuable lesson... don't trust strangers, they could turn out to be the devil itself (in this case, literally) but you get my point. Anyways, enjoy the fic!!
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Romeo and Juliet and Ryland and Tom by niniphobia
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary (2026), ryan gosling cinematic universe - Fandom, RGCU - Fandom
08 Jun 2026
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Grace goes to the set of a movie Colt is working on, Tom Ryder puts the moves on him by quoting Shakespeare.
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The Road to Hell by Daegaer
Fandoms: カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Anime & Manga)
07 Jun 2026
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. . . we know what it's paved with
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First day of work and Sasuke already hates it here
“And here is the dinosaur wing!” Says the pink hair girl
Sasuke never really cared for dinosaurs and did not know anything about them either. So he wasn’t paying attention to Sakura he only cared about the aquatic animals
!CRASH!
Before Sasuke knew it he was on the floor with a … hot blonde on top of him??
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Naruto is a gigantic dinosaur nerd who Sasuke falls for HARD
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Jimin had always liked Minjeong, ever since she handed her a triceratops band-aid for her knee after she fell rather spectacularly on the volleyball court of their elementary school. Back then, Minjeong was looking at her so cutely that she was momentarily distracted by the fact that her knee was all scraped up, blood trailing down and what-not. The girl with a cute, short bob had even offered her a hand - just how much more cute could she get? - which Jimin took hastily of course, no way she would refuse a pretty girl's help.
"Yu Jimin! Get a grip! Now's your chance to tell her how you really feel - Once she sees just how locked in you can be, she's gonna fall head over hells for you! And that's when you swoop in and confess! You better not let this chance go to waste, or I swear I will beat you up-"
R-Right. Jimin has to make this work. It's now or never. After all, she's spent the past 7 years crushing on Minjeong, and she's somewhat sure Minjeong likes her back too. She's just not sure if she can stop herself from being so loserish around Minjeong well enough to actually confess. Whatever. She can do this. She can do this, right?
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- Part 1 of All I've ever wanted
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Stop haunting my dreams
It's been forever and I can't forget youor, a fix it where Dean keeps having dreams of an angel long gone, but finds out maybe dreams do come true
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Minsung Mafia AU
The eldest son and heir to the most infamous mafia clan in the city has too much on his plate. When an enemy spy joins the picture, he’s forced to take on more responsibility than he’d like—an opinion that soon changes. But no one ever said change was good.
“When my brother stands before you, you kneel,” I ordered coldly.
The spy let out a broken laugh as he fought for air. “And if I don’t?”
No one had ever disrespected me to my face. My status was more than well-known; anyone in the industry who didn’t know me must be blind, deaf, and dead. Anger broiled beneath my skin like a volcano, and it soon tasted its freedom.
I grabbed him by the collar and dragged him to his feet before brutally kicking out his legs. He landed on his knees with a thump. A small groan escaped his chapped lips.
“Then I’ll make you.”
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Evidently, he didn’t though. “A bit brave to crash a police event isn’t it?” I He asked instead of backing off, playfully smiling. “I’ll have to arrest you for trespassing, and since no one is at the station I’ll have to take you home to keep an eye on you.”
“Paget.” Alec finally said sternly, making Matt flinch.
“Sir?”
“I’d ask you to stop flirtin’ with my wife.”
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OR: Alec and Chloe attend the first CID Christmas party since they had to get married due to a contract. Most people know who the bosse's wife is. But when one of the newer DCs doesn't, it sparks a whole new side of Alec's love for his wife.
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- Part 30 of not a lot, just forever
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Based on the au:
Character A writes a horrible pick-up line on Character B's coffee, and Character B gives him awful nicknames in return
Feel free to give me suggestions<3
Have fun!:3
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You Know I'm Too Shy~ by Sparkling_Strawberry_Fics
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
03 Jun 2026
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Odysseus calls a meeting about the confrontation with the sirens, chaos ensues. Long story short, Odysseus finds out a few things he wishes he didn't know, one of them being that almost everyone in his crew is gay.
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!! Here's a gay crackfic for y'all!
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A Dragon's Scream by RaetheRay
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Dragel's Song | Neilson Hewitt Series - Chera Carmichael
01 Jun 2026
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When Harry Potter wakes the morning of June 17, 1996, he doesn't expect any of what happens in the next 24ish hours. Not the nightmare that night, not the battle in supposedly the most secure place in Britain, not the death of his closest parental figure, and certainly he was not expecting to awaken a creature inheritance. But, maybe the thing he expected the least was to die himself, and wake to a group of people who are willing to kill for him. Honestly, he just wants to go back to sleep.
Or what happens if Harry inherits early and gives a Soulscream at the Battle of the Department of Mysteries.
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Trying a pick up line on your hot biker neighbour
AU: Biker!Toji
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- Part 1 of Tumblr milestones
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shadowvanilla, very original name here. by Truthless_recluses_wife
Fandoms: Cookie Run Kingdom - Fandom
30 May 2026
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this is the ACTUAL posting fic
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Sequel to my fic, Jupiter's Lance . I'm doing a different release schedule now, releasing chapters as they're written rather than all at once. So more frequent but smaller updates!
Jupiter's Lance Part 1 here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/69484226/chapters/180201806
Two of three pillars of the conspiracy against the 7th Airborne Squad and the EVE Protocol have crumbled, but at a cost. The rise of EVE is proportional to the fall of her comrades who have supported her through her trials. In the face of the third Pillar of the conspiracy, Captain Tachy, Lieutenant Gardner, Corporal Jezebel, and others must rely on EVE's newfound strength - whether they realize it or not.
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- Part 5 of The Nascence Saga
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Professional Racer Nicholas has one motivation to keep racing: the pretty boy with an even prettier voice in his ear for 3 whole hours each time.
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- Part 1 of 🏎️*･゜ﾟ･*:.･*:.｡. .🍓🍊🏁
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A beer. A pickup line. A bar bathroom. That should’ve been the end of it. Right?