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    buck's guide to impressing your boyfriend (results may vary) by

    Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)  

    23 Jul 2026

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    “You asked me if I like Tommy,” Eddie continues, slightly less manic now. “I don’t dislike Tommy. I just think you’re crossing oceans for someone who wouldn’t cross the street for you, Buck, and it makes me fucking sick because you can’t see it. You can’t see what you’re worth, and he’s never going to show you.”

    Buck scoffs. It’s wet and bitter and he hates the sound of it, but he can’t stop it. “Oh, and you will? You gonna show me what I’m worth, Eddie? You?”

    He doesn’t mean it to sound like a dare. But fuck, it comes out like one.

    Eddie flinches, as if Buck hit him, and for a second he looks so small — hurt and startled — before he closes it off, harder than before.

    “Fuck you, Buck.”

    Or,
    Buck asks Eddie to teach him Muay Thai to impress Tommy. Things get a little heated.

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    You Gotta Go, Mate (Alternatively: UGTGM8) by

    Fandoms: Among Us (Video Game), Among Us (Cartoon 2026)  

    08 Jul 2026

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    Purple's hand goes still on the mouse, just ever so slightly; they let out a disbelieving little scoff.

    "You think you're safe with me?"

    "Well. You're the security guard," says White.

    "…"

    "—I'm not getting in your way, am I?" White chuckles in a way so desperate to not sound awkward or sheepish.

    "No, it's—" Purple abruptly takes a deep breath, pressing a hand to their forehead. They exhale; slow and slooping. "It's fine."

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    Nacre by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    12 May 2026

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    Harry only meant to buy Christmas presents.

    Instead, he found Draco Malfoy again, more than a decade after the war: owner of Wizarding London's best luxury apothecary, and had somehow become much, much fitter than Harry remembered.

    Harry has questions, most of them inappropriate, and the only sensible thing to do with questions is investigate. Draco was definitely hiding something. Unfortunately, Harry's investigative instincts keep getting distracted by what Draco’s got going on under all those kaftans.

    Featuring: food as a love language, the art of technicalities, ancient magic, Harry’s overactive imagination, and Draco’s spectacular commitment to making everything more complicated than it needs to be.

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    Fanning the Flames by

    Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    11 Dec 2025

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    The Voyageurs ask Shane to join FanMail in order to foster a better connection with fans. Internet sleuths start to notice some interesting details in the background of Shane’s videos, and then the internet does...what the internet does.

    Or Shane and Ilya are granted an opportunity to come out on their own terms. Sort of. And in they do it in a very Ilya way. (Surprisingly, it is Shane’s idea)

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    Anywhere just inside your arms To be with you is where I want to be by

    Fandoms: The Rookie (TV 2018)  

    24 Jul 2026

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    NGL prompt:

    •Could you write a post kidnapping fic where Lucy doesn’t like/want to be home alone without Tim and can’t sleep without Tim being with her and being in his arms.
    •Prompt idea : Tim’s clingy after the kidnapping and pulls Lucy onto his lap every chance he gets

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    Those That Refuse To Die by

    Fandoms: BOYNEXTDOOR (Korea Band)  

    22 Jul 2026

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    Jaehyun has just fled the city. There's a rumor about a safe zone down south. He meets a few survivors on his way. That, and a certain ex-boyfriend who was still nursing a broken heart.

    or,

    The ddingdongz zombie apocalypse fic that nobody asked for.

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    A Date with Destiny by

    Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime), Blue Lock - All Media Types  

    21 Jul 2026

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    Isagi Yoichi gets a once in a lifetime opportunity to make a stopover in France before his trip to Spain, during his Pre-U-20 assignment from Ego, to further his football knowledge.

    While there Isagi's chance encounter with a mysterious stranger at the airport grants him another surprise opportunity: a whole day with 'destiny' in the form of Arsenaly midfielder, Vivien Hugo.

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    daddy's back by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    18 Jul 2026

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    Shane: You all seriously want to do this?

    Shane: Like you know this is going to be on the internet forever, right?

     

    Ilya: Sorry everyone.

    Ilya: He still has this weird sense of self-preservation.

    Ilya: We're working on it.

     

    Bood: Come on, Hollander.

    Bood: It'll be fun!

    Bood: We'll all look like idiots together.

     

    Shane: That's not as comforting as you think it is.

     

    Evan: Is there a limit on the number of rainbows and dicks that can be on the shirt?

    Evan: Asking for the person I'm buying for who maybe definitely is named Shane Hollander.

     

    Shane: I hate all of you.

     

    Ilya: See you at the airport!! ✈️👕🏒

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    Two Weeks, Five Hours by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    12 Jul 2026

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    Shane grabbed a teaspoon from the drawer next to him and dipped it into the sauce, turning to face Ilya with his hand cupped underneath it to catch the drips. As he moved around the island, Ilya’s pulse picked up again and his brain smashed together a montage of nights like this from some imagined future. Shane cooking for him in their kitchen, offering his creation up for Ilya’s judgement. Maybe there would be a nice playlist on. Maybe the pasta would be actual pasta, not chickpea. Maybe they’d be cooking for more than just the two of them. Christ.

    Balancing on the cusp of a something new, Ilya boards a flight to Shane's cottage for two weeks.

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    Pavement Princess by Anonymous

    Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band), AND2BLE (Korea Band)  

    21 Jul 2026

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    Zhang Hao needs an emergency tow for his very expensive sportscar. The only available mechanic, Sung Hanbin, turns out to be the hottest person he’s ever seen and Hao needs a reason to see him again, even if it’s at the expense of his fancy car.

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    from the iphone of ilya rozanov by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    28 Jun 2026

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    The Hockey Buzz ✅ @HockeyBuzzOfficial
    [BREAKING] Text messages from the Boston Raiders' group chat during the years 2014–2016 have been leaked online earlier this morning. The messages, which appear to be from captain Ilya Rozanov’s phone, contain inappropriate, scandalous, and sexually explicit content. The Raiders' management has yet to issue a statement.

    Screenshots from the group chat can be accessed in the full article below. Reader discretion is advised.

    ———

    Jane
    Okay, I read through that article. Mostly to see how bad it was and how much damage control needs to be done
    And can I just say…
    Baby, I love you and I trust you. And I know you love me too
    But what the everliving fuck goes on in your team group chat

    (the raiders vs. modern texting etiquette)

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    Courting Disaster by for TK_DuVeraun

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    04 Jun 2026

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    Shen Yuan’s smugness lasted up until Shen Qingqiu whisked him off to the Bamboo House, where Shen Yuan was meant to brew and serve his shizun his first pot of tea as official head disciple. Shen Qingqiu didn’t dump it on his head, thankfully, but he did give Shen Yuan a rather unnerving warning:

    “If you have the nerve to present qianyuan in the future, this master will make sure you regret it for the rest of your life.”

    Yikes! What the hell was someone supposed to say to that? Got it, I’ll make sure to control this completely uncontrollable fact of nature? Talk about unfair!

    Shen Yuan transmigrates into a cannon-fodder NPC in an omegaverse version of PIDW. He tries his best to make the most of it—with a few stumbling blocks along the way.

    Look, he doesn’t need to know all the ins and outs of omegaverse customs, right?

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    Online Debates - Internet Chaos by

    Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)  

    22 Jul 2026

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    What if Lugunica and the Re:Zero World had Reddit, Discord, Twitter and the like?

    Imagine the Chaos with Subaru's presence!

    Quick suggestions as you read:
    1. Make sure you have Creator's Style active on this fic. It will be the best way to read it.
    2. The style is based on default AO3 skin. So if you use any other skin, it might not work the way it's intended so please use the default skin of AO3 for the best experience.
    3. If you only want to read the text, hide Creator's Style, and you should be good.

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    downward-facing dog by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    16 May 2026

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    [Shane Hollander is dressed in shorts and a tank top as he sits on a yoga mat in his backyard. Anya, his dog, shared with his husband, Ilya Rozanov, runs around in the background, a large stick in her mouth.]

    Ilya: [off camera] How long is this going to take?

    Shane: I dunno. Half an hour? Harris just said he needed a few different yoga poses. He’s highlighting what different players on the team do for exercise.

    Ilya: So, I have to sit here and watch you narrate a whole yoga routine?

    Shane: Yes.

    Ilya: Being married is fun.

    [Shane glares and flips off the camera. Anya can be heard barking happily.]

    Ilya: Isn’t yoga supposed to make you calm? You do not seem very calm.

    Shane: Let’s just get this over with.

    Ilya: Now you are speaking my language.

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    jane dutch by for deliciousblizzardshark

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    22 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

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    Jane and Lily's Guide to Psychological Warfare by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    24 Jun 2026

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    Something both Shane and Ilya understood about hockey, that many other players didn’t, was that what separated good players from the greats was the ability and willingness to plan and engage in psychological warfare.

    Shane and Ilya went about it in different ways but that didn’t change the fundamental truth: to be the best hockey player was to be ruthless.

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    i was raised out in the cold (i was raised on little light) by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    14 Apr 2026

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    No one would believe it now, but Ilya Rozanov was a shy kid, prone to tears. Small for his age. An easy target.

    After his mother’s death, he threw himself into hockey. He hit a growth spurt. He started lifting weights, became big and strong. Not as big and strong as his older brother, but big enough to make Alexei and the other bullies think twice. Strong enough to fight back.

    (Or: Five times Ilya has to go home to Russia, and one time he chooses to go home to Shane.)
     


    This isn’t what Ilya had in mind when he figured they’d be spending most of their time at the cottage in bed.

    He throws his arm over his eyes and groans. “I am ruining our time together. I am ruining your time off.”

    “No you’re not,” Shane says. “Are you kidding me? I’ve basically been fantasizing about this.”

    Ilya lowers his arm. “About me puking all over your favorite place on earth?”

    “No, you asshole. About taking care of you.”

    Ilya stares at him.

    Shane says, defensively, “What?”

    “I fantasize about you fucking yourself on boring beige dildo,” Ilya says, voice cracking, “and you fantasize about me being sick at your cottage so you can take care of me?”

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    3.A.M by

    Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)  

    14 Apr 2026

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    Buck goes through a situationship break off and Eddie is there to help his best buddy!

    They're so kissy kissy!

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    The Scheme (Mishaps of Great Friendship) by

    Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

    24 Jul 2026

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    Mike looks up at Will excitedly. “So?”

    Will clicks his tongue. “Oh, Mike, we can’t do that. I don’t wanna single the poor guy out just because he knows about us.”

    “Will—”

    “Obviously, it’d be way better to tell everyone individually and ask them to keep it a secret so we can see how long it takes for them to realize that they all know.”

    Mike blinks, silent for a moment. Then he’s cupping Will’s cheeks. “Oh my god, I love you so much.”

    -

    @sunsetozier on Twitter: "secret relationship byler except they actually tell the whole party but they tell them all individually and tell each of them that they really just wanna keep it a secret for now 'so if you can help cover for us it'd be cool' just to see how long it takes for everyone to catch on"

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    NPC Demon King Of Salvation, Marry me! by

    Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong  

    28 May 2026

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    Yoo Joonghyuk is a top e-sports player who streams a computer game MMORPG called ‘Three Ways to Survive the Apocalypse’.

    While he plays like a normal pro, he’s weirdly fixated on one thing. An NPC called the ’Demon King of Salvation’, the strongest final boss. Instead of fighting it, he gives it gifts every day, protects it from other players, and keeps trying to interact with it. He’s HEAVILY down bad. His obsession with this NPC grows and grows evey day, as his stream chat constantly goes wild!

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