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Ze was scrolling on his dingy winky dink phone that had, SOMEHOW, survived his highschool years and came across a post that genuinely made him belly laugh harder more than anything in the history of ever.
As regect was stomping down the stairs stopping at the second to last step, while angrily muttering due to the LOUD ASS laughing he snapped his head towards ze hollering at this point, “yo ze why THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING SO LOUD THIS LATE AT NIGHT” ze stopped his fit of laughter and scrolled up on his phone to check the time…it was exactly 2:53 in the mornjng…oh ok so he didnt know thag
“dude stop YELLING AT ME!! i didnt know it was almost 3 am..fuck off my dick bro” zes sentence trailed off towards the end and luckily for him, regect didnt hear the rest of it.
regect sighed and walked over to sit on the couch next to ze to look at whateverwas on zes phone that ze was throwing up a gigglestorm about…what the fuck😭
regect stared at the barely living phone that showed a video of two dudes in a store, where one walks up to a guy and asks what his ‘fragrance’ was while gripping him by the shirt and kissing the side of his face..including his neck oh heavens…and slightly flashing the dudes nipple…while the other replied “oh- its strawberry shortcake..” as the guy backed up and started degrading him over how ass the ‘fragrance’ was as he walked away and for the cherry on top, he went back and pulled the guys pants down before the video auto replayed..
“bro what the fuck is your for you page crying emoji skull emoji”
”your not supposed to say emojis outloud dumbass” ze said while chuckling and wiping away a few tears.
before regect can argue about how he has freedom of speech or whatever,,,moe came flying down the stairs facing them at the end of the stairs while aggresively signing to them
’guys please be quiet!!! i have to sleep also!!!! dont forget theres other people in this house!!!’ moe finished as she crossed her arms
”shit—sorry moe i didnt mean to wake you up!” ze said as regect looked at his roomate in utter shock “oh so moe gets an apology but i dont?? ok BITCH i see how it is”
”yes moe gets an apology its because she DESERVES an apology, im not wasting an apology on a bitchy little baby” ze said smugly while leaning closer to regect to get all up in his face
moe sensed the upcoming argument and not wanting to get in trouble for being loud while other people in the building are also, most likely, sleeping or getting a noise complaint she strided over to put her hand inbetween their faces to seperate them a bit; continuing to sign while sighing ‘guys pleassseee just make up and make out or whatever…please just dont make us get in trouble for being too noisy again, i dont want to talk the guy out of giving us a fine again plus i heard laughing, was that you ze ?’ moe questioned while pullling her hand away and putting her hand on her hip
"oh its just this stupid gay ass video of two dudes making out,,,,typical reccomended videos for someone like ze i know-" regect huffed before getting his shin kicked by ze, yelping in pain before bringing his leg up to hold it. "ITS JUST a video i found funny...not what bitchgect over here described it as..i think...haha.." ze sucked in air between his teeth as his skin was slowly pigmented red due to embarassment.,,,.,
'oh wait let me see!!!!' moe quickly signed before snatching ze's phone to see what the fuzz was about as she was met with the sight of almost exactly what regect described....one dudes face against another dudes neck licking it...while pulling his shirt down enough to get a glipmse of his nipple...yea ok i guess bro love is love 😭
the blood drained from ze's face as ze realized the part moe saw and tried to get up and retrieve his phone from moe before he was then tackled by regect, pulling ze's hair and attempting to throw a punch at ze's face befpre ze quickly reacted and switched his and regects positions. pinning regect in the process and simply punching regects chest, pulling his hair, and just hitting regect or something i dunno as he begun to start straddling him at regects waist before he was pulled away from regect by moe.
regect slowly got up holding his chest while wheezing dramatically as blood flowed down from his lip, ze didnt know what possed his thought process in that moment but he kinda thought regect looked a little hot right now-NO no way miguel thats totally now how hes thinking about this situation. "damn bro a few seconds later and we couldve started acting out that video together" regect chuckled as a smug grin started to creep up on his lips...his lips...oh my god why is ze staring so hard at regects lips. ze gulped as he started slightly blushing at the sight before shoving himself out of moe's grasp and putting his phone in his pocket as moe grabbed his shoulder and turning ze to face her.
'ze apologize to regect right now!! im not letting you walk away from this like you usually would >:0(( '
"moe i-ugh.....im not apologizing to him alright? this wouldnt have been like this if he just didnt say anything and instead say 'oh ze you woke me up fuck you' and nothing else! its his fault he had it comin honestly..."
'i dont care if he "had it comin" you still should apologize!! just this once! or else...uhh....you..you have to recreate that video with him!'
zes face dropped as he digested what moe had just told him. "moe theres no way youre threatening me with that right now"
'i mean it! apologize right now!'
ze took a glance at regect knowing he can understand this whole conversation, and he had the goofiest fucking grin ever and he genuinely looked..excited? dafuq 😭regect realized ze was looking at him and tried to act cool until ze looked back at moe, who looked irritated. ze was having to decide over slam dunking his pride into a garbage disposal OR getting gay with regect...which...honestlyyy...didnt even sound that bad....but they cant know that..maybe...ok nevermind
ze sighed and said 'fine' as moe loosened her grip and seemed genuinely taken aback. her mouth slightly agape as her eyebrows raised, before she fixed her face and said 'i uhm...didnt expect you to take the second apology..ok i guess' moe signed as she let go of ze and rubbed her chin looking at the ground
"oh wow ze i didnt know you wanted me like that heh blushes"
"again dude you dont say it outloud...dumbass.."
"i can say whatever i want sweet cheeks" regect said in a flirtatious manner batting his eyes at ze. ze genuinely felt the heat rise back up to his face as regect said those last two words and quickly turned his face away from regect gritting his teeth before moe suddenly started signing
'okay so when are we going to...uhm...film the video?? id assume later but i dont know what you guys think'
ze looked over at regect, seeing as he was also looking at him as if it would get an immediate answer from ze, before looking back at moe and going deep into thought about if said video should be filmed now or later...hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....well if they did it later in the day...theres a chance someone he knows would see him and he does NOT want to deal with having to talk about it....and hypothetically filming it now...theres less of a chance of someone he knows SEEIGN him doing that...it doesnt seem too bad doing it now...hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
"i guess we could do it..nnooww??" ze said carefully as if moe and regect were gunna jump him and later curbstomp him for even suggesting the idea. regect hummed in agreement while nodding like that one speed gif #ohioagreement and moe just shrugged before signing
'ok i guess...wwwwhere should we record it tho..the corner store? a parking lot?
"i guess we could do the corner store"
"yea the corner store sounds great we should do it"
'oooookay then...! should we start walking or...'
"i mean i guess.."
the three of them stood there for a second before dispersing to get ready to go record a gay bara yaoi video at the corner store, they were probably gunna get stuff at the corner store also so ze decided to grab his jacket and wallet before heading over to put on his shows...ok i guess