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There was a lot that went into Izuku feeding someone. First, he had to choose he was feed, that usually took up to a week because he was constantly changing his mind. Second, he had to do as much research on the person as he possibly could, and if he needed to do a little stalking to figure out the person’s favorite food that was a sacrifice he was willing to make. Third, he had to decide whether or not he wanted the feeding to be public, that depended on the person he was feeding. Fourth, he had to getting everything to make the person’s favorite food, or just buy the food if he was feeling lazy. And finally, number five, he had to feed the person. Sometimes there would be a sixth step where he would test the person’s trust in him, but he didn’t always do that.
So, as you can see, he put a lot of effort into his feedings. This is why he barely got any sleep; good thing sleep is for the week and he ain’t no weak ass punk. He’s a bad bitch. Still sometimes he wished he could just sleep more, even if sleep was for weak ass punks.
anyway, got a little off topic there, today Izuku was feeding Ragdoll from the Wild Wild Pussycats!!! Izuku honestly had to take a little time to prepare himself for the wildness that was Ragdoll, she just had so much energy, energy that he needed to kinda match for this to work properly. He’s honestly jealous of the sheer amount of energy she always seemed to have.
Izuku takes a deep breath and puts a beaming smile on his face and approaches the former hero.
“Hello Shiretoko-san!” Izuku exclaims as he bounces up next to the woman.
Ragdoll jumps a little in surprise as she faces Izuku. She smiles brightly at the teen.
“Hello Midoriya-kun!” Ragdoll says happily. “What can I do for you?”
“I brought you some food,” Izuku smiles holding up the bag of food he had brought with him.
Ragdoll beams happily as she bounces from foot to foot, her hands flapping in front of her.
“What food?! How did you know I was hungry?!” Ragdoll asks enthusiastically.
“It’s egg salad sandwiches and tuna salad sandwiches,” Izuku says taking the food out of the bag. “I also brought some Lychee flavored Ramune.”
“My favorites!” Ragdoll gasps. “How did you know?”
“I just guessed,” Izuku says with a shrug. “I saw you eat these the most during the summer training camp thing.”
“Ooohhh,” Ragdoll says understandingly. She didn’t need to know that was a lie.
Ragdoll happily takes two of each sandwich and one of the Ramune before she starts happily munching away. Izuku was filled with relief as she ate, he was worried yesterday that he had gotten something wrong when he made the sandwiches but Ragdoll seemed to love them. She was already done with her first egg salad sandwich and moving on the second. Her Ramune open beside her ready for whenever she would get a little thirst.
Izuku takes out a second Ramune and places by Ragdoll’s first, the first one was already halfway done so he considered it a safe bet that she would probably go through a second one as well.
Izuku takes out an egg salad sandwich for himself and unwraps it. As he eats, he watches happily as Ragdoll enjoyed her sandwich. It was always rather satisfying to see your food being enjoyed so much. That why he loved cooking for Todoroki whenever the boy asked him to make cold soba or whatever he was in the mood to eat. It’s also why he chose feeding people as a way to get them to trust him and join his following. As they say, food is the way to someone’s heart, or whatever it way, Izuku doesn’t remember the exact saying.
“I heard you’ve been going around feeding a lot of heroes,” Ragdoll says smiling as she looks over to Izuku.
“Ummmm, yeah,” Izuku laughs nervously.
“I think it’s a very nice thing for you to do!” Ragdoll beams punching a fist into the air.
“R-really?!” Izuku stammers.
“Totally!” Ragdoll exclaims. “Pro-heroes don’t often eat a whole lot while out on patrol and for you to notice that and give them a snack to munch on is so sweet! You have a lot of Pro-heroes raving about how kind and considerate you are! You practically have an army!”
Ragdoll laughs loudly before taking another bite of her sandwich and a swig of her Lychee ramune.
“An army?” Izuku asks.
“Yup!” Ragdoll says through a mouthful of food. “Hawks, Miruko, and Nedzu are the most vocal about it. Hawks has flat out that he would probably do whatever you asked, and Nedzu has this look on his face every time you’re brought up that is honestly terrifying. And then Eraserhead has always liked you and been on your side, but whatever you did for him just solidified it. And Miruko just constantly talks about how she’d end a man for you. So, I’d say you have an army of pros on your side!”
Ragdoll turns and beams at Izuku, she looks absolutely delighted. “And now I get to be a part of the army! I’m thrilled.”
Izuku hides what he’s sure is an evil smirk by taking a bit of his sandwich. Perfect. Everything was going according to plan. He getting closer and closer to next step of his plan by the second. just 18-20 more people and he’ll be set. His army is close to completion.
Breaking: Sleep deprived Green Boi feeds yet another person!! Who will they geed next?!
Family role: Crazy and kind aunt
Omakes!!
Izuku: *feeding Ragdoll* Cats are great :D
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Izuku: *semi tells the villains (the people who are supposed to be his enemies) what he’s doing and fives them their food.* I like you, have a pinecone on a stick
Also Izuku: *Doesn’t tell the heroes (his allies, people he will work with in the future) a thing about what’s happening, but still gives them their favorite foods.* I also like you, but you don’t get a pinecone.
(Pinecone in this is referring to Izuku’s master plan)
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Ragdoll: *happy bounces* These are my favorites!!! How did you know?!?!!
Izuku: *spent almost an entire week following her around and finding out all her favorite foods* I guessed *smiles cutely*
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Dabi: *after going with Izuku on one of his “missions” (*cough*stalkings*cough*)* You’re fucking insane man. All of this just to learn her favorite food.
Izuku: I do what I gotta do man.
Dabi: You’d be terrifying as a villain.
Izuku: *smirks over at Dabi* thank you
Dabi: stop looking at me like that
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Aizawa: Problem Child, where the fuck have you been disappearing to for the past week?
Izuku: *Just got caught trying to sneak back into the dorms*…cat watching…
Aizawa: *narrows eyes* I’ll except it
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Aizawa: *talks about his favorite stray “cat” almost every day to his co-workers* The stupid kitten always gets into trouble, I swear they have a quirk that is some sort of trouble magnet.
The co-workers: *think it’s actually a cat because it’s Aizawa* You love him though
Aizawa: *shrugs and looks away* maybe
Yamada: *knows the “cat” he’s referring to is actually one of his students (Midoriya)* I’m going to tell them.
Aizawa: *horrified that he actually will* DON’T YOU DARE