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    Shane sees his ex at a cafe and texts what he thinks it’s a dud number to look busy, little does he know it belongs to Ilya. Shane uses the thread to use as a reminder for stuff he has to do. Ilya enjoys reading what this mysterious man does until he gets a text at 3am.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    The sports world is baffled when Ilya Rozanov doesn't renew his contract with Boston and isn't in any hurry to sign with a new team. It descends into pure chaos when shortly thereafter, Montreal's captain Shane Hollander announces his early retirement. As does Ilya Rozanov. On the same day. That the rivals are getting married is the last straw to a collective psychosis that reaches all parts of society.
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    The Tuna Melt Incident went differently. They chose each other. An exit strategy was formulated. The plan: Happily Ever After starts at 27.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Shane finally gets a night out at a real gay bar and gets left alone with Kip, while their partners disappear to play pool. A few drinks in, a mangled miscommunication about gay slang turns into Kip gearing up for a queer-elder lecture Shane very much did not need. What follows is two tipsy strangers becoming fast friends over entirely too much information about their husbands.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Ilya: you work with water snakes

    Shane: They’re ray finned fish actually
    Shane: Not reptiles at all
    Shane: Even aquatic snakes have lungs so they must surface to breathe but eels have gills so no need

    Ilya: okay

    Shane: Sorry I know it’s boring

    Ilya: no is okay

     

    or, hockey player Ilya accidentally texts marine biologist Shane and can't seem to stop

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    04 Jul 2026

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    "What's going on here, Santos?"

    Trinity whipped her head over, startled to see Dr. Robby. He had his backpack slung over one shoulder just like she did.

    "I, um…" Trinity scoffed and threw her hands in the air in defeat. "Fucking Huckleberry took my car and drove off to Amy's because of an emergency. And then my Lyft cancelled on me."

    Robby nodded. "I can offer you a ride," he suggested coolly.

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    Trinity and Robby form a father-daughter relationship over their mutual fondness for Dennis Whitaker.

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    02 Jul 2026

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