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He’s in the semi-finals—he got them there—and Erling’s right here, and fuck, does he love winning.
Or, after England play Norway, Jude goes to Erling’s hotel.
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23 Jul 2026
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In the five days between beating Mexico and facing Norway in the World Cup quarter-finals, Jude Bellingham is supposed to be recovering, practicing, and studying how to stop Erling Haaland.
Instead, they're texting.
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- Part 1 of Haalingham Collection
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23 Jul 2026
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Google, how do I tell my former teammate that I've seen the tweets about him being an omega and I'm really confused?
Or—an iMessage style fic about the joys of the general public discussing rpf.
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23 Jul 2026
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“If I told the media that I missed you like a brother, what would you say?”
“These are some next level mind games ahead of the match, Jude,” Erling snorts. Not that there’s anything remotely funny about what they’re talking about.
“Erling,” Jude tries, and it works, not because Erling is pathetic, but because this is the first time he’s heard Jude call his name in over a year.
So actually, maybe that does make him a bit pathetic. Whatever.
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Jude is good at the whole self-discipline thing. But just ahead of England's match against Norway, it all comes crumbling down when he thinks of Erling, when Erling thinks of him, and when the internet thinks of the two of them together.
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16 Jul 2026
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TommyInnit is Bicurious. Five Million Dead Ten Million Injured. Aka I wrote fan-fiction about everyone Tommyinnit said "Smash" to on the video "smash or pass: every youtuber".
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On the way home from dropping Sveta off at the airport, Ilya thinks about killing himself.
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19 Jun 2026
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Haydenov Phone Swap by icopythefax
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
08 Feb 2026
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17 Jun 2026
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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- Part 8 of my heated rivalry anon fics
- Part 1 of homegrown
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- English
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- 4/4
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13 Jun 2026
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my jane fucks hollander sometimes, no big deal by ronbin
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Apr 2026
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Jane jokes in the Ottawa WAGs chat about fucking Shane Hollander. It spirals from there.
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- Part 2 of ronbin's HR social media/texting fics
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13 Jun 2026
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the comments are a dumpster fire by trickysnail for irrationalpie
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Apr 2026
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To the two users who flirt with hockey statistics in the comments of every post, please get married and leave the rest of us alone.
(Or: Five times Shane and Ilya ran into each other's burner accounts online.)
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12 Jun 2026
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“That’s not-” Shane starts, but he stops himself. Ilya tilts his head slightly in question, but Shane bites the inside of his cheek and then shakes his head slightly, cheeks flushing. “I do trust you,” Shane says.
“But not with your car?” Ilya asks. “You are afraid I will drive all the boring out of it?”
Shane rolls his eyes.
“It’s a good car-” He starts in another refrain of one of his favorite summer songs.
Ilya rolls them and pins his boyfriend under him before he has to hear about four wheel drive and gas mileage again.
There are far better uses for Shane’s mouth, after all.
(in which ilya learns that being a passenger in the car knocks shane tf out)
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05 Jun 2026
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Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”
“I’m not giving you my home address.”
“Why not!”
“Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”
That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”
In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.
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05 Jun 2026
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my momsold me to Scott Hunter, a Shane Hollander fanfiction by luulapants, mockspeed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 May 2026
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rpfactorfiction
Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.
So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.
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05 Jun 2026
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If it wasn't for that meddling kid by ARustySpork for TastyTeeth
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 May 2026
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“I feel really good about this kid, I think he could be great on your wing, he just needs some help settling in. Someone to show him the ropes.”
“Yes.”
The line went silent for a moment. Ilya wasn’t really sure why his coach felt the need to run this by him.
“Rozanov,” his coach said at last. “I want him to live with you.”
Ilya blinked, then nearly shouted into the phone. “What?”
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or, Ilya stays in Boston, gets a rookie, and tries to figure out how to make a secret long distance relationship work while there's a Russian teenager in his house
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- Part 1 of If it wasn't for that meddling kid
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18 May 2026
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Tim was running late for his appointment.
He had intended to leave before rush hour but got too caught up in a case that he lost track of time. He had to run to catch the train if he wanted to make it on time, and slipped into the packed subway car just as the doors slid closed.
Or, Tim wears a cute little skirt and gets felt up while on a train.
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09 Apr 2026
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8-bit ripple carry adder? i hardly know her by shimzzang
Fandoms: Valefisk, Video Blogging RPF
23 Mar 2026
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Novel and Chamber get sent on a job to fix a carry adder, whatever that is. Novel snaps.
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24 Mar 2026
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A guide to podficcing—for newbies, by a newbie.
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- Part 1 of Podfic Meta
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How I create podfics! with many screenshots. Please read this and learn from my mistakes, as it may save many hours of your life.
There are many ways to skin a Kneazle. This is mine.
This is largely applicable to audiobooks too.
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He looks at Yuna, who looks at him back, seeming like she wants to say something but doesn’t know how.
“Shane says you have been a Metros fan for your entire life,” Ilya offers.
It’s a good starting spot. Things they both know. Shane. Hockey.
Ilya is determined to earn the right to love Shane the way he’s had to earn everything. He doesn’t expect for that to extend reciprocation, but it does, anyway.
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20 Feb 2026
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Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.
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19 Feb 2026