whatcaniwriteinthis
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is this a soft launch? by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
24 Jun 2026
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On screen, Jimmy high fives the starter he’s replacing and runs out onto the pitch, quickly finding his position. He looks good, focused but at ease, no hint of the hamstring injury that had been rumored (the rumor he had started by tweeting about his ass hurting, a complaint that almost certainly was about sex). He’s grinning, gesturing wildly to encourage the crowd’s noise.
“Is he good?” Ben asks, the idiot. Asha tries very hard not to roll her eyes.
“The best.”
star striker of southland FC, jimmy solidarity hard launches his boyfriend—and also scores his first international goal
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- Part 6 of footballers au
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The Secret Life of Hermits!! by whatcaniwriteinthis for ahautism
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
26 Mar 2026
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The Secret Life of Hermits, Tuesday evenings at 8/7 central, only on the reCAP network!
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when you're back you're back by whatcaniwriteinthis for Twelvevoid
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Mar 2026
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jimmy's back in town. joel and him talk.
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long drive back to you by whatcaniwriteinthis for quicksilvermoonrot (quicksilvermalec)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Mar 2026
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on soulmates and finding your way home (literally) (jimmy needs a ride)
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who let grian mess with buttons on the alien spaceship
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i'm a punk rocker yes i am by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandom Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Aug 2025
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a superman!jimmy au, based on superman (2025)
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unrelated ficlets for the secret life smp series
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Jimmy Solidarity's Big Bisexual Awakening by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
07 Apr 2024
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an empires SMP/third life/hermitcraft college au, featuring bisexual Jimmy and an abundance of queer themes
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wanksgiving 2023 by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
25 Nov 2023
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a collection of unrelated smut/smut-adjacent drabbles/drabble-adjacent-works, written for Wanksgiving 2023
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- 400
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He’s in the semi-finals—he got them there—and Erling’s right here, and fuck, does he love winning.
Or, after England play Norway, Jude goes to Erling’s hotel.
Bookmarked by whatcaniwriteinthis
23 Jul 2026
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In the five days between beating Mexico and facing Norway in the World Cup quarter-finals, Jude Bellingham is supposed to be recovering, practicing, and studying how to stop Erling Haaland.
Instead, they're texting.
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- Part 1 of Haalingham Collection
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- English
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Bookmarked by whatcaniwriteinthis
23 Jul 2026
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Google, how do I tell my former teammate that I've seen the tweets about him being an omega and I'm really confused?
Or—an iMessage style fic about the joys of the general public discussing rpf.
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- English
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- 1,386
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by whatcaniwriteinthis
23 Jul 2026
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“If I told the media that I missed you like a brother, what would you say?”
“These are some next level mind games ahead of the match, Jude,” Erling snorts. Not that there’s anything remotely funny about what they’re talking about.
“Erling,” Jude tries, and it works, not because Erling is pathetic, but because this is the first time he’s heard Jude call his name in over a year.
So actually, maybe that does make him a bit pathetic. Whatever.
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Jude is good at the whole self-discipline thing. But just ahead of England's match against Norway, it all comes crumbling down when he thinks of Erling, when Erling thinks of him, and when the internet thinks of the two of them together.
Bookmarked by whatcaniwriteinthis
16 Jul 2026
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TommyInnit is Bicurious. Five Million Dead Ten Million Injured. Aka I wrote fan-fiction about everyone Tommyinnit said "Smash" to on the video "smash or pass: every youtuber".