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The house on Neibolt was standing again.
Bill was talking about going in alone. How?
“So does somebody want to say something?” Eddie asked, still breathing, still fucking breathing and alive and not dripping his Goddamn organs out of his chest.
“Richie said it the b-best when we were here last,” Bill said.
“Holy fuck.”
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16 Nov 2025
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The Room of Requirement was severely damaged in the war, but not so much that it could not provide for one lost student and another young hero—especially when they needed each other most of all.
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08 Sep 2025
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Harry dies in the forest. Sixteen years later, he comes back to life.
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07 Sep 2025
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In 2022, Hen and Karen made a bet. By 2024, that bet had gotten somewhat out of control. Now it’s 2025, Bobby is dead, Buck is apartment hunting, and Eddie finds a list of names and dates in Hen’s locker.
Oh, and there's a backup on the 10. Again.
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Or: betting on when your friends will realize they're in love is a lot less funny when one of them already knows.
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- Part 2 of Amiril Fic (Not Cover Art)
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11 Aug 2025
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Harry Potter doesn't mean to drop the Snitch in Malfoy Manor. In order to get it back, he makes an Unbreakable Vow to keep Draco Malfoy with him. It's the chandelier's fault, really.
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01 Jul 2025
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When Draco Malfoy is forced to go undercover among the remaining Death Eaters in the aftermath of the war, the last person he expects to find there is Harry Potter.
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26 Jun 2025
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A stubborn lock of hair gets tucked behind Malfoy's ear twenty-six times. Harry only counts because what else has he got to do.
Homework, Hermione's shrill voice sounds in his head. Oh, Harry, you have so much homework, you're behind on everything, what are you doing? Did you really come back for eighth year just to spy on Draco Malfoy again?
It's a good question. Twenty-seven, now.
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18 Jun 2025
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"As the senior housemate and the more experienced adult, I've decided something. Potter, you absolutely need to get your shit together by the time you turn thirty."
Harry cut a disbelieving look at Draco: curry stain, ragged joggers, unfortunately sexual t-shirt slogan. He glanced down at himself: work trousers and plain white oxford, unbuttoned at the throat. It was a boring office drone's get-up but hardly a sign of Harry being any kind of broom-wreck. "I do?" he asked.
A somewhat belated birthday fic to celebrate our favourite pain in the arse, Draco Malfoy.
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16 Jun 2025
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Harry Potter defeated Voldemort at the Battle of Hogwarts on May 2nd, 1998.
But what if he didn't?
Seven years after the Battle, and Harry is locked in a war he can't seem to win. The last thing he needs is one Draco Malfoy arriving into his HQ to disrupt everything—let alone two Draco Malfoys.
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11 Jun 2025
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The Vault of Heaven by dodgerkedavra for ItsPhantasmagoria
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 May 2025
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“It’s a sex ritual,” Draco shouts, directly into Harry’s face. “Sex magic. The price is an offering of sexual energy. One of us has to agree to—to receive—to accept the—the enthusiastic attentions of the other, in a ritualised display of—”
Harry shoots his hand into the air.
Draco blinks.
Then blinks again.
And then he leans back and stares, lips parted.
“Potter.” He’s exactly as soft as the singing magic. “Have you raised your hand?”
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Harry and Draco, curse-breaker partners, get trapped in a Gringotts vault with a cursed orb. One of them's got to get fucked, or they both die. Harry volunteers as tribute.
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01 Jun 2025
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Phoenix in the Fire by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill) for wolfpants
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Nov 2022
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Harry never expected to have a hot summer fling with Draco Malfoy when he agreed to mind the castle with him. He also never expected that it would all have to end on August thirty-first. What happens when casual sex with Harry’s ex-enemy turns not casual after all? And how the hell is he going to stop Draco from making one of the biggest mistakes of his life?
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01 Jun 2025
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"The magic demands a sacrifice," Malfoy said.
"What kind of sacrifice?"
Malfoy's mouth twisted grimly. "A virgin."
Harry felt his eyes widen. "Killing one?"
"No, of course not, Potter," Malfoy snapped. "Don't be macabre. Fucking one." Malfoy exhaled with bitter disappointment. "Fuck. Rules us out."
Harry took a deep breath. His face felt hotter than ever. "It doesn't, actually."
Harry's had some terrible birthdays in his life. But this one - trapped in a cave with Draco Malfoy, and only one way out - has to take the cake.
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11 May 2025
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Harry and Draco meet in Madam Malkin’s and instantly take a liking to each other.
Just kidding. They don’t, but Harry does get sorted into Slytherin, and they do become extremely good friends.
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04 May 2025
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“Malcolm Baddock told you that he had sex with Harry Potter,” Draco said, enunciating carefully.
“Yes.”
“Gay sex.”
“I should think so.”
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Somebody has had the nerve to have sex with Harry Potter. Draco loses his entire mind.
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02 May 2025
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He thought about the way Harry looked at him, smiled at him; about the way Draco’s head was nearly always full of him, all day every day, and about the way Draco sometimes deliberately went to bed still smelling of him, refusing to acknowledge what it meant – because he already fucking knew what it meant. What all of it meant.
And then Draco decided, fuck it, he was going to risk it. They were going to risk it together, Harry and Draco.
Smuffy little piece written for the universal darling's birthday celebrations!
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26 Apr 2025
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“Harry, you were half naked and holding fucking hands. I saw you."
Harry grips his mug tighter, resisting the urge to lob it at Ron's head. “Again. There was no room in there; it was a fucking coffin, Ron. And we thought we were going to die.”
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Harry gets trapped inside a coffin with Draco Malfoy.
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25 Apr 2025
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As with all his friends’ wagers, it starts small. Fifty Galleons for one kiss from Harry Potter is easily done.
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22 Apr 2025
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This is not a story about Harry renovating Grimmauld Place.
This is a story about coffee shops and brewpubs, about Ginny and Luna on a farm with creatures, about magical Oregon, coastal road trips, flying, friendship, and Draco Malfoy's lean arms.
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- Part 1 of Needs and Wants
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21 Apr 2025
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Harry's still getting his head round this whole thing: being into blokes, being into Draco. Draco's way ahead of Harry on that front. He's done things before — not many things, but more than Harry had before they started this. He has dirty mags he's shared with Harry. Draco has fully developed tastes and preferences and little kinks — I like it when you touch yourself in my bed and use your school tie to make me stay still and it tastes good, haven't you ever tried it?
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17 Apr 2025
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People keep spiking Auror Harry Potter with love potions. Healer Draco Malfoy keeps having to pick up the pieces.
But it's getting harder and harder for Draco to watch Harry fall in love with everyone except for him.
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16 Apr 2025