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Dear Wizarding Britain . . . by welcometothiscatastrophy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Oct 2024
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"I can't say that I'm not shocked that no one knew what was happening beyond the closed doors of Number 4 Privet Drive, especially since I told Dumbledore my first year. He told me I was exaggerating, that they treated me alright. That was the last time I trusted him ever again." When men and women of Wizarding Britain get a letter from Harry Potter, the letter will change many people's lives, whether they want it to or not.
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- Part 1 of on hiatus (will come back to eventually)
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"Dear Wizarding Britain. . ." by welcometothiscatastrophy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Oct 2024
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"I can't say that I'm not shocked that no one knew what was happening beyond the closed doors of Number 4 Privet Drive, especially since I told Dumbledore my first year. He told me I was exaggerating, that they treated me alright. That was the last time I trusted him ever again." When men and women of Wizarding Britain get a letter from Harry Potter, the letter will change many people's lives, whether they want it to or not.
(being rewritten and reuploaded so that i hopefully actually finish it!)
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see this body's, see this body's not for me by welcometothiscatastrophy
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
18 Jul 2024
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Richie was always a boy, always a man. It just took him a while to realize it.
(title taken from the song Dead-Bird by McCafferty)
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let's see how far we've come by welcometothiscatastrophy
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
13 Jul 2024
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title taken from "How Far We've Come" by Matchbox Twenty
An AU in which Richie became a teacher instead of a comedian and has a teenaged kid. When Mike calls, saying he has to go back to Derry, Richie really doesn't want to but knows he must. With his kid tagging along (like the stubborn gremlin they are), can Richie and the Losers finally put an end to Pennywise?
(Nathaniel also just wants his Dad to get his mans. Is that too much to ask for?)
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Fred was gone, and nothing would bring him back on their day.
| originally posted to ffn on 03/1/2018 |
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on hiatus (will come back to eventually) by welcometothiscatastrophy
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Oct 2024
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a collection of unconnected harry potter one shots
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While searching for the perfect Christmas for the station, Sheriff John Stilinski meets a little orphan boy who instantly captures his heart. Why is he so drawn to the boy? What is so special about Stiles?
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Bookmarked by welcometothiscatastrophy
30 Jun 2026
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Bond with the Dark Lord or life in Azkaban. Those were the two choices Harry was presented with.
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hey, roz by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Jun 2026
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Harris: Hi, Shane!
Harris: This is Harris Drover.
Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.Harris: Perfect!
Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
Harris: No humiliation involved.
Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.Shane: Okay?
Shane: Why?Harris: Well.
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Bookmarked by welcometothiscatastrophy
29 Jun 2026
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sunlight in the gloom by imbihesgay
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Jun 2026
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LILY: bored of me already, Hollander?
LILY: is not nice to ignore me, sexy
LILY: shane, seriously, are you ok?
Another half hour passes, and he’s had enough. He calls in the next best reinforcement he can think of.
Yuna Hollander answers on the second ring. “Hi sweetheart.”
“Hey.” He tries to keep his voice even and calm, rather than panicked and uneasy, which is how he feels. “Have you heard from Shane?”
“Shane? No, not since this morning. Why?”
“I-” Ilya hesitates very briefly, sure suddenly that he is overreacting. How will it look to Shane’s mother, when he is home safe and sound, and his overly possessive boyfriend is calling every family member to check up on his location?
“Ilya.” Her voice grows more serious. “What’s going on?”
--shane gets into a car crash and doesn't answer his phone- worried & protective ilya ensues!-
Bookmarked by welcometothiscatastrophy
29 Jun 2026
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shot at the night by idkimtired
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Jun 2026
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@ russianbear clove
roz is so fucking funny man had two seconds to process and he spent them thinking about how to get that ass
@ icemenace Ro - he's so real
@ shaneybugbug Libby - oh he's been WAITING for this
@ iwant81 Abbie - he was so obviously joking oh my god
@ russianbear clove - ummmm i don't think so
@ iwant81 Abbie - rozanov likes girls english just isn't his first language so he accidentally made it look like something you freaks are taking advantage of
@ russianbear clove - so he's joking or it was an accident??? Istg at least chose one
or - Shane Hollander comes out and Ilya loses his mind