switchwitchbitch
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (18)
- SMPEarth (2)
- Video Blogging RPF (1)
- Origins SMP (1)
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
Phil takes care of Dream after he escapes prison. Takes place immediately after "cursed dreamzablade smut"
Dream is recovering but what will he do now that he's out of prison? Honestly, I don't know, I'm making this up as I go along! Read along to find out I guess! :)
Series
- Part 2 of dreamzablade I guess, because why not
-
Tags
Summary
Techno trusts one person more than anyone else in the world. When he needs help to get a sexual heat cycle over with quickly, he trusts Phil to help him out. Phil can help without making it weird. Or so he thinks.
Series
- Part 4 of Angst fics
- Part 5 of Kinktober stories I wrote
-
Tags
Series
- Part 7 of DreamSMP rarepair fics
-
Tags
Summary
Extremely silly omegaverse story with a rare ship but also kind of cute. Quackity arrives at his ex's palace to ask for some help with heat. Eret is on a trip, but their maid is there and is very eager to be helpful.
Strangers to lovers Quackity/Catmaid Hbomb (no smut, just suggestive. I couldn't write cat maid smut lol don't ask me to) and second chance romance/getting back together Quackity/Eret (with smut, it's not super spicy/explicit imo)
Series
- Part 6 of Kinktober stories I wrote
- Part 5 of DreamSMP rarepair fics
-
Tags
Summary
"Sex doesn't have to be all about cumming, you know what I mean? I feel like people rush to the finish line sometimes and don't enjoy the journey."
"So...you're saying the real orgasms were the friends we made along the way?" Wilbur said with a chuckle.
Wilbur hits on Quackity at a party, in front of Quackity's boyfriend. He expects Karl to be pissed. He expects to get his ass kicked. Instead, the couple is more...intrigued. If Wilbur can handle Karl's idea of punishment, he might just come out of this with two hot rivals with benefits.Or: Karl and Quackity wreck Wilbur's shit.
Series
- Part 2 of Conjugal Visitation universe fics
- Part 4 of DreamSMP rarepair fics
Recent series
-
DreamSMP rarepair fics by switchwitchbitch
Fandom Crunchycraft SMP, Dream SMP, Origins SMP
17 Mar 2025
Summary
My fics with less common ships
- Words:
- 69,118
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 1
-
Summary
These fics are related and set in the same universe. can be read in any order but I wanted them together for any readers interested
Also I marked the series complete because these are the only two works I plan to write in it so far but the works themselves are still in progress. No idea if that's correct but that should clarify
- Words:
- 103,100
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
-
Summary
These aren't related in storyline, just in tone, with angst and/or horror and/or dark topics and stories. There may be dark themes, violence, horror elements, etc. in my other stuff, but these fics have either more of that or are mostly that.
1: Help me help you (Quackity, Schlatt, Dream, & Sam. The best one imo)
2: Poison Bouquet (Hannah/Sam also Egg)
3: flightless creatures (Quackity & Philza, angst with hopeful ending)
4. Achilles' Heel (Technoblade/Philza, sad omegaverse story)- Words:
- 40,097
- Works:
- 4
-
Summary
Works written for Kinktober prompts but organized and tagged into a more reasonable way than all thrown together in one book. Lightly edited as well.
- Words:
- 123,470
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 5
-
Summary
Doomsday Trio but they fuck
- Words:
- 40,656
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 19
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Grian was nervous when he was invited to join the HermitCraft server, because unbeknownst to anyone, the popular family friendly entertainment server is also an ACTIVE A/B/O server behind the scenes. After, having spent so much time with them and making so many amazing friends while on the UA (or Unavailable) list during season six, he's decided to make it more official and join the Active Available List for season seven. For Grian, however, the switch is going to be life changing.
A journey of sexual self discovery and experimentation.
Not Your Typical A/B/O
-
Tags
Summary
“...You were happy before the Egg, right?” Bad tries.
Dream’s empty red gaze doesn’t blink.
“I feel happy now,” he repeats, words small.
(Or,
Bad knows Dream loves the Egg. The Egg loves Dream too.)
Series
- Part 17 of dream smp drabbles
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,527
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 11
- Kudos:
- 300
- Bookmarks:
- 32
- Hits:
- 2,065
Bookmarked by switchwitchbitch
05 Mar 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Wow this really captured my imagination!
-
Tags
Summary
Quackity recently broke up and, with his next heat rapidly approaching, is a bit desperate to find even a single person willing to help him with it. A friend's recommendation takes him to an out-of-the-way hookup place called The Tilted Tavern.
Quackity doesn't let himself get his hopes up, so he's pleasantly surprised...Series
- Part 1 of Words Or Hands
-
Tags
Summary
Three betas, a chicken joint, and a night of steamy hotel sex. What more could you want from a one (technically two shh) shot?
**Set within the same world as my other a/b/o fic but pretty much entirely independent from it so new readers absolutely welcome!**
Series
- Part 2 of Dayglade's Omegaverse
Bookmarked by switchwitchbitch
04 Mar 2022
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Collections:
Bookmarker's Notes
happy karlnapity
-
Tags
Summary
After that first night together, Quackity can't stop thinking about Sapnap and Karl. He works up the courage to ask them out, hopefully the dates go well!
Series
- Part 2 of Words Or Hands