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    Haley
    Hi Shane! Just messaging about our heater again. Do you think we could get it fixed today?
    Shane
    So sorry for the late reply, Haley! I’m at the Olympics and my time zones are all messed up. Messaged my HVAC guy and he’ll be there in the morning.

    Haley
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    Wtf?
    Katie
    Is this guy fr???

    Or: the trials and tribulations of renting from Shane Hollander.

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    24 May 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 45

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    His mother hums. “And you’re staying the whole five days?”

    “That was the plan. Why?”

    “Food logistics. And there’s a chance we’ll have a guest, so, you know. Gotta stock up.”

    “As if they could make a dent with a hockey player in the house,” Shane jokes, yawns again, and then lets himself be sent off to bed.

    In hindsight, he should really have paid more attention to the carefully casual way his mother had said, there’s a chance we’ll have a guest.


    Shane is looking forward to Christmas break: five days with no one except his parents. Unfortunately, his parents have picked up a stray… one that Shane is rather more familiar with than he’d like anyone else to know.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Eddie climbs onto the bed. They sit side by side, legs extended, two letter L’s protruding off the page. Instead of pressing play like Eddie is expecting, Buck laughs.

    “What?” Eddie asks, an instinctive smile caressing his lips.

    Buck grips his jaw, thumb brushing over his teeth before he bites at the broad nail, stifling. “Just—did you ever see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?”

    Eddie nods. “Gene Wilder.”

    “That’s the one,” Buck chuckles around his thumb, then lets it slide free. “You know the grandparents?”

    Then Eddie’s laughing too. “Jesus,” he says on an exhale.

    “I’m just saying,” says Buck, still giggling. “I’ve seen our future, and it’s bright.”

    Or: God created the world in seven days. It only takes Eddie six to surreptitiously move into Buck’s house.

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    28 Apr 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    Can I come hang with you baby
    My sheets make me crazy
    Wish you were never gone
    The vacant space that you leave
    Is so hard to please
    It begs on its knees for ya

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    24 Apr 2026

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    “Hey, Buck?” Christopher says. “How do you know you’re not in love with my dad?”

    Buck freezes. A full body clench. “Uh,” he says. “Could you - - I think I - - sorry,” he laughs uncomfortably. “Could you repeat the question?”

    “I asked Dad, but now I’m more confused. And you date men, right? But you don’t date Dad. So how do you know you don’t want to date Dad?”

     

    Or, Christopher has some questions. He asks the two worst possible people.

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    09 Apr 2026

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