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You might be wondering how Johnny found himself in this situation, a question that he would not fault you for asking. He might even go as far as to say he’d be excited to answer you, but that’s just because -- and he was acutely aware of it -- his gargantuan ego encompassed a crippling desire to talk about himself almost constantly. It was his biggest flaw, really, and coincidentally, the main reason he found himself in this predicament in the first place, but he’ll get to the meat of that later. For now, all you need to know is that Johnny’s preceding twenty-eight hours have been governed by three sacrosanct truths:
1) Esteemed bounty hunter Johnny, above all else, hated to be outwitted;
2) Second only to that was the desire, nay need, to catch intergalactic fugitive robot Ten;
3) Intergalactic fugitive robot Ten was apparently excellent at outwitting one esteemed bounty hunter. -
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But, if there was one thing Joshua Hong was not, it was a quitter. So when the RF Buxton returned to Home Space in two months time, Joshua and his team would be held as heros for their excellent work in the expansion of the galaxy and the wonderful discovery of a new planet. Until then, Joshua would wash his face and pull on his lab coat and go about his business just like everyone else would.
Of course, that was before the incident, and the extraordinary fallout that followed, but forgive him, he was a different man before that.
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That must have been where it started, Jihoon thought - the only rational explanation for his visceral, natural reaction of anger that manifested in Jihoon’s psyche as a need to destroy Joshua on every conceivable level - by making their first interaction be knocking their fists together to say hello. After all, it only went downhill from there.
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Of all the times that Jihoon thought he’d experience his sexual awakening, during the apocalypse wasn’t exactly a time that was factored in.
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Joshua hummed and playfully rolled his eyes, though he felt the stomach-gripping sensation that he had lost whatever game Jihoon had begun to play with him. It was a daring feeling, a fire lit in his gut. He didn’t want it extinguished. He wanted to feed it. He wanted to best Jihoon like no one else did.
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04 Apr 2026
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Johnny doesn’t know when his life turned into him standing in the kitchen at five pm on a Thursday, mopping protein powder off the counter and trying hard not to think about his roommate’s ass in striped slacks, but such is his reality now.
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[*guitar riff* ~there is only one tent, what am I and my best bro to do~]
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11 Jan 2023
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- au: college/camping
- ship: johnjae
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Ah. Alright. Jaehyun understands now. These “Paranormal Society” clowns get a free vacation every week of the year where they hunt for an obviously fake monster, and even in the unlikely event that wendigos do turn out to be real - which they aren’t - they’d actually kill them, thereby vindicating all members of the Society of all accountability. Incredible. Taeyong could quite possibly be running the most ingenious scam of all time. Jaehyun almost finds it genuinely impressive.
But Jaehyun looks up into Taeyong’s honey-brown eyes and oh god, he genuinely believes this doesn’t he, he actually thinks that there’s cannibalistic monsters who lives next to the lake and eats people for breakfast.
“I’d love if you’d come with,” Taeyong says, looking up.
Jaehyun instructs his fluttering heart to shut the fuck up and die.
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29 Aug 2019
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— au: university
— ship: jaeyong, side luwoo
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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05 Jun 2019
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— au: android
— ship: johnil
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“Do you have a name?” He inquires, crossing his arms on his chest.
The Doctor laughs softly. “I do, it’s Johnny. Do you?”
He frowns, taken aback. “Of course I don’t.”
The Doctor, Johnny, kneels before him, cupping his face with both hands, starting the examination. He squints his eyes, as if trying to read something scribbled with poor writing on his patient’s face.
“Mhmm,” Johnny hums. “Unit KN010196I,” he reads the invisible words aloud. “I think I’m gonna call you Kun.”
And then Johnny snaps his patient’s neck.
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05 Jun 2019
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— au: android
— ship: johnkun, xiaodery, dota
— length: chaptered, 12.4k
— status: ongoing
— bookmark: chp. 2