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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    Lonely and listless, Crowley has been wandering the Earth with no contact from Aziraphale for centuries. He is assigned an unusual job by his superiors, tasked with visiting the dwelling of a local holy man which lies in the fringes of a remote desert village. This man accepts one guest - an unbeliever, perhaps, or someone down on their luck - per night into his hut for rituals of private worship. Crowley has been ordered to put a stop to these rituals, which encourage even society's most rejected and unconventional individuals to invite the love of God into their lives, by any means necessary... even if that means smiting the holy man where he stands.

    Under cover of darkness and the anonymity he is afforded by his glasses, Crowley arrives at the hut posing as a human infidel… and finds that the wise man’s methods are far more intimate than he first suspected. Immersing himself in the ritual might just be enough to forget about the angel he’s missing… until he realises that the man behind it is alarmingly angelic himself.

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    21 Jun 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    Crowley and Aziraphale have been seeing each other for five months, and news of their secret relationship hasn't hit the tabloids yet. But when Crowley is invited to New York to appear on Late Night with Gabe Archer to promote his latest film, he realizes that it might be time to throw caution to the wind and tell Aziraphale how he really feels.

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    24 May 2026

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    "All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"

    Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.

     "The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."

     AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.

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    24 May 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 52

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    Aziraphale gets ordered by Heaven to be 'the bachelor' on a reality show and asks Crowley for help.

    Specifically, Heaven asks Aziraphale to be so incredibly boring, that it puts humans off watching “demonic reality TV” forever. But Crowley has his own agenda.

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    22 May 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    Stanley stared at the sparkling sunlight before him. He wondered… if it was warm?

    Without hesitation, he stuck his hand into it.

    Hmm!?”

    He immediately pulled his hand out, eyes going to the ceiling in shock at the Narrator’s shock.

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    14 May 2026

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