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Shane is an employee at StatCan when he says, "Ew. I don't think I could have slept with a Raider."
Ilya is banned from a Best Buy for life when he asks, "Want to get dinner?"
Shane is a sandwich artist when he says, "Fuck you guys. I choose Ilya."
Ilya is thirteen years old and stuck in a tree when he says, "Shane. It's okay. We'll find a way down."
A series of vignettes of different alternate universes where not-MLH players Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander keep meeting and falling in love.
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- Part 6 of anon hr fics
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03 Jul 2026
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I Cannot "Let Myself Go" If I Am Dead, Hollander by oopsireaditagain
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Apr 2026
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"You are toying with me, standing behind the wall. So mean. Maybe I don't care about your clothes or the ad." He crossed his arms over his chest and Shane valiantly tried not to ogle his biceps. "What was it for? Knitting needles or something?"
"You didn't like my outfit?" Shane stepped fully into the doorway and looked down at himself, pouting. "I thought it was alright."
By the time Shane looked back up, Ilya had already crossed the room and fallen to his knees at Shane's feet.
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Or, Shane does an ad for Peloton. Ilya, understandably, loses his mind.
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- Part 4 of Spicy Hollanov
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02 Jul 2026
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RussianLover81 by h20cb
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
20 May 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is, maybe, perhaps, a little unhealthily obsessed with his cycling instructor, a man who does not know he exists. Or, Ilya corrects himself, he may know he exists—he is Ilya Rozanov, after all—but, the point still stands.
Shane Hollander is a former college hockey player turned Peloton instructor with some very dedicated fans.
Happy (early) Shane Hollander's birthday to all who celebrate! This story starts May 10, 2021.
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02 Jul 2026
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Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ by hermacology
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.
Who lives in Canada.
Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.
The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.
Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.
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- Part 1 of they haven't connected shit
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- English
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29 Jun 2026
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Pour Decisions by hermacology
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Mar 2026
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Hayden Pike and his group chat of coworkers are pretty sure their new manager Shane has a parasocial obsession with a professional hockey player.
He talks about him constantly, knows everything about him, watches every game, and even has candid photos of him that are definitely not available through conventional sources. So naturally, they decide to intervene to find him a man who actually knows he exists.
Shane, for his part, has no idea what they're talking about.
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- Part 2 of they haven't connected shit
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29 Jun 2026
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a double double by hightowered
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Dec 2025
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“Shane. It is Tim Hortons. All Canadians like Tim Hortons. Everyone knows this.”
Shane wants to explain. How it used to be good, how it used to be affordable, how he used to like going there after hockey practises as a kid, but instead he just says, “That is propaganda.”
Shane knows the coffee will be bad, the donuts will be wrong, and the order will be missing something. Ilya doesn’t care. He just wants to see what Tim Hortons is like.
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29 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by Sagebrner
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
It's actually with even more gay
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You're a goddamn genius.----
The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.
Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.
or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.
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24 Jun 2026
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Map Contact by Regolith (metonym)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
29 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov, celebrated hockey star, gets perilously lost in the wilderness.
Shane Hollander, wilderness expert and #1 Rozanov hater, finds him.
They're stuck in the woods. Completely alone. Together.
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22 Jun 2026
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“No vodka?” Rozanov asks, tsking in disapproval but looking amused. “What then? What does the great Shane Hollander want when he does a good job? What is your vice, Hollander?”
“Hmmmm, mangoes,” Shane sighs out wistfully. It’s not a dangerous allergy for him, but it does mean being itchy and sometimes a little queasy for a couple of days after. Really he knows that he should probably avoid them altogether, but with every other restriction he has and with how controlled he is with his life even outside of that, it’s his one little indulgence, a pressure-relief valve of one bad choice to let some steam off at the end of a season, when he carves out time in his cottage when he can make his annual bad choice and enjoy a few days of wild mango madness before he makes himself buckle back into the restraints he usually keeps his life in.
He looks up when he hears Rozanov snort.
“Mangoes?” Rozanov repeats, tugging his shirt over his head. “Really?”
“They’re good,” Shane defends. “Better than vodka,” he adds, pointedly.
(shane has food allergies but makes an exception for mangoes) (5 times ilya didn't find out about this allergy and 1 time he did)
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20 Jun 2026
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faded on the fine lines by impetuous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Jun 2026
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If Ilya Rozanov was set to be branded for life in the space above his butt crack, he was damn well going to pay a premium for it.
Booking with one of the most exclusive tattoo studios in North America was the easy bit.
Having his brain melted into oblivion by Shane Hollander’s steady hands and even steadier voice was decidedly not part of the plan.
Or, the one where tattoo artist Shane is very good at giving instructions.
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20 Jun 2026
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Ilya smiled his crooked smile that always meant trouble, forgetting for a moment that Shane couldn't see him.
"Talk to me in French."
Shane huffed out a laugh. "I'm hanging up now."
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OR: Two days after Ilya said Я тебя люблю in secret, he calls Shane again. He jokingly asks Shane to speak to him in sexy French... He never expects to hear Je t'aime.
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14 Jun 2026
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the more you look, the more you find (all around you all the time) by scarlettroses
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
14 Mar 2026
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"Oh." Hollander has gone a little red, beneath his freckles. "I am from… French Canada? Québec? Do you know? Very… very small town there, no English, only French. I try to learn, but— is a bit hard."
Ilya feels mildly stupid. He knew, obviously, that they speak French in Canada, but he didn’t know it was, like— some people’s only language. He’d sort of assumed everyone was fluent in both.
"Huh. Cool."
"Your English is very good," Hollander offers.
Ilya laughs.
"I mean, yeah— I grew up in Minneapolis."
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aka. the one where the language barrier is reversed. it changes everything.
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11 Jun 2026
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the man i've always been by ofmonticello
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Apr 2026
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Hollander says they want a little more, too. “We just want to live our lives the way we were never able to before. That's our main goal.”
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shane hollander surprises just about everyone when he agrees to sit down for a short interview with rolling stone, finally discussing the parts of his life he rarely speaks aboutCh.1: Shane's Interview
Ch. 2: Twitter & Instagram afterwardsBookmarked by nikodeimos
10 Jun 2026
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if anyone, it would be you by soosuxx
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Jan 2026
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Ilya learns about Shane asking Hayden if he wanted to get him pregnant. Ilya hallucinates.
Or:
3 times Ilya had Shayden hallucinations, and 1 time Shane assures him that will never happen.Bookmarked by nikodeimos
10 Jun 2026
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Familiars don't get like this unless something has gone very, very wrong with their witch.
Shane swallows. That complicates things. "Okay," he murmurs, more to himself than the wolf. "I can't treat you out here."
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Shane is a witch living alone in the forest. He finds Ilya, a Familiar, who decides he does not want to leave. It might be a formula for disaster, but Shane's always been quite good with those.Series
- Part 4 of hollanov aus
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10 Jun 2026
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“I’m sorry, buddy,” he says, “I should’ve known you weren’t feeling it.” Shane finally looks at him. He makes a low, unfamiliar sound, vibrating through the water. It is confused and searching, a sound Hayden doesn't hear from him often.
Somewhere deep in the facility, a heavy impact reverberates through the walls, metal groaning under the strain. Ilya. Hayden closes his eyes. Ilya is bigger, faster. And he wants to kill Shane.
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Hayden thinks the new wild mer in the aquarium, Ilya, is trying to murder his best fish friend, Shane. Turns out he's got it all wrong, and murder is the last thing on their minds.Series
- Part 2 of hollanov aus
- Part 1 of my lover stands on golden sand
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08 Jun 2026
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“Shane!” Ilya breaks the surface and swims towards him, voice low and alarmed. He reaches for Shane’s wrist, “we can’t—“
But then he stills, because he catches the awe-filled look on Shane’s face as they tred water the surface. His head is stilted back, hair slicked against his skull, his mouth open in wonder. Ilya spins and follows his dark eyes up. Above them, a thousand stars glitter in the inky black.
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Now free from the confines of tanks and walls, Ilya and Shane set off to find Ilya's pod.Series
- Part 2 of my lover stands on golden sand
- Part 5 of hollanov aus
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- 2/2
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08 Jun 2026
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“I can bring her in, yes. As many times as necessary. I am very responsible.”
Shane gives him an odd look and double-checks his chart. “I will hold you to that, Mr Rozanov. It’s a commitment. She’ll be a handful.”
Ilya doesn’t flinch. “I have hands.”
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Shane thinks one of his clients is just very committed, and slightly hypochondriac, about the care of his dog. Ilya is running out of excuses to see the hot vet.Series
- Part 6 of hollanov aus
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08 Jun 2026
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you’ve become the voice in my head by mostardentlyy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 May 2026
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Shane Hollander has been Ilya Rozanov’s manager for nearly a decade. But when Shane suddenly announces his resignation, Ilya is forced to confront some truths about their relationship.
Like the fact that he may have been secretly in love with Shane the entire time they’ve worked together.
or: Shane is clinically oblivious, Ilya is about to commit HR violations worthy of Olympic gold, and everyone else kind of thought they were already hooking up (wait, they’re not hooking up?).
Sports Manager!Shane x Hockey Player!Ilya
🗓️Two Weeks Notice inspired AU- Language:
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04 Jun 2026
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“-moya rybka, I am sorry, sweet girl-” Ilya is saying, on his knees in the middle of their living room and patting the rug near him with what looks like devastation on his face as Anya continues to ignore him, curled up on Shane’s lap instead. Fresh off of several stacked events to fit them into a weekend–because Shane’s mom is nothing if not efficient when it comes to the deals she makes–Ilya got home only a few minutes ago, still in the outfit he’d left his Buzzfeed puppy interview in, which Anya had clearly not appreciated, sniffing him suspiciously after her initial excited greeting and then retreating to Shane immediately when he patted his thigh in welcome.
Shane is trying not to be obviously enjoying Ilya’s turmoil as much as he is, shifting Anya to lay on her back like a baby in one arm and cooing at her.
“I know, huh? Papa left and played with who knows how many other dogs, and the whole time you were here missing him. I bet he wasn’t even thinking about you, huh?”
“Hollander!” Ilya says, sounding scandalized. “Do not tell her that! Is not true!”
(collection of standalone fics/ficlets prompted by my own tumblr posts) (will update as inspiration strikes)
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04 Jun 2026