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End Racism in the OTW | Give your smile to me by imperfectcircle
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Jan 2023
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What the actual shitting fuck. Behind the counter is this fancy dickhead in a yellow suit smiling at him like Ed's the solution to all his problems and the answer to all his prayers.
This is a trap, right? Or a joke? Probably a joke. Guys like that don't smile at guys like Ed. 'Specially not this particular guy like that, who looks like he pisses champagne and shits caviar. Ed knows what he looks like to guys like that, and if he hadn't known when he woke up this morning, he sure as shit knows now every other shop on this street has told him.
-- Ed goes to buy a suit and meets the love of his life. He is very normal about it.
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- Part 29 of Stories by theme: Romance
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- 10,479
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17 Jan 2023
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Other People's Holidays by MarriedState (passingfair)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Sep 2023
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When Stede's holiday plans keep getting canceled, his new office crush offers to let him come and spend the holidays with him and his family. Which will definitely be totally fine and normal, two adult men who certainly don't have feelings for each other, staying in one's childhood home, when they've interacted roughly three times before. Not unusual at all.
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- English
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- 36,252
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- 9/9
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28 Dec 2022
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Stede wonders what the man looks like. He doesn’t sound young like the first profile. Maybe a man in his late thirties? Or forties, perhaps? “Yes, of course, but I—” He shifts on the sofa, feeling embarrassed. “I’m rather new to this, I’m afraid.”
The man hums, and another shiver runs down Stede’s spine. “To phone sex?” he asks. “Paying for it? To talking to a man?”
“All of the above,” Stede sighs. “I mean, I’ve talked to men before, obviously, but…”
“Not for sex.”
Stede figures that the safest way to figure out if he's actually attracted to men is by calling a phone sex line.
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- Part 1 of Phone Sex AU
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- English
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- 58,864
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 3
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19 Dec 2022
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Stede and Ed have been reunited for several months and things have settled into a nice rhythm. The Revenge is sailing smoothly, even Izzy is starting to settle in with the crew.
So Ed isn't quite ready for it when Stede casually reveals he's about to have a heat.
Or that he's wanting Ed's pups.
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18 Dec 2022
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Ed is a high-powered executive who hires Stede as an escort to pretend to be his partner to boost his image within his company.
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- Part 1 of Take Back Your Mink series
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- English
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- 38,759
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- 13/13
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13 Dec 2022
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Ed is an engineer aboard the Revenge, an interplanetary research vessel on a multi-year mission to study Jupiter's moon Europa. An accident requires that Ed awaken from cryostasis over six months early, and finds his only companion to be Stede, the ship's onboard AI. They develop an unconventional friendship, but is it possible to have more?
This is classic mutual pining with a sci-fi twist, inspired by all of my favorite stories about the nature of personhood.
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“You–” Ed was struggling to parse what Stede was saying. “You’re playing your version of this song for me, right now? Like, in real time?”“Yes, Edward, that’s correct,” said Stede softly.
Ed’s brain momentarily seized up. He supposed it made sense that Stede was capable of learning a set of rules to do something like arrange and play a piece of music. There was something unnerving about this song, though. It felt, well–it felt organic . Reactive. Almost collaborative in a way. Ed was lost in the push and pull of it, until the last notes softly petered out.
“So, what did you think?” asked Stede. It sounded nervous again. Why the hell would someone program an anxiety response into a bot?
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- Part 1 of Starry Eyes and Counting Down to Zero
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- English
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- 62,072
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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- 2,704
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20 Nov 2022
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In a world where alphas are second-rate citizens, Ed Teach, a more or less retired omega lives alone in a cozy house that is all his own. He hasn’t dated in years, not since he got out of an abusive relationship with his ex, Jack. He has some health issues that keep cropping up and he knows he will eventually have to deal with them, even if it means getting an alpha.
One day, while checking the classifieds for parts for his boat, Ed finds an ad about an alpha for sale. On a whim, he calls and finds himself with an alpha of his own in the next three hours. Stede is not what he was expecting, but there’s something about the sweet, most likely traumatized alpha that makes Ed want to keep him, even if it’s just to make sure he’s finally taken care of.
Let’s be real, they’re gonna fall in love and heal each other, and be all the better for it. ❤️
(Izzy/Lucius story in later chapters).
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- English
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- 61/61
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01 Nov 2022
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It’s not until he’s been watching the man for a few minutes that it dawns on him. The man is bathed in an amber glow from the lamp he turned on, and he strips himself of his shirt. Ed sucks in a breath, clenches his fist, unable to look away from the golden cast of the man’s curls and the subtle glow of life beneath his skin.
Power. Ed feels powerful, compared to this sweet young thing. He feels like a predator again, something he hadn’t felt in centuries. And he is going to devour his prey.
--Self indulgent Vampire AU somewhat inspired by Carmilla and my love for vampires and vampire lore
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11 Oct 2022
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Notorious outlaw Blackbeard has had enough of the grind. He's ready to break away from the life and start anew, somewhere far enough that the law and the noose won't reach him.
Stede Bonnet is an omega sheriff with everything to prove. He's sick of being typecast as a helpless omega and doubles down on his search to bring hooligans to justice.
After a shoot out with the annoying Badminton twins, Stede is injured and left for dead. Who would happen upon him but the dread outlaw Blackbeard who can't seem to focus on anything other than Stede being an omega-- an omega who sees him for more than what everyone else sees him as: a monster.
Even when he’s the monster who shows up six years too late after Stede’s been forced into an abusive marriage.
Their story isn't without it's challenges, in fact, it seems there is nothing but challenges for the two of them to make their way to each other, but if there's a chance they might make it, well, they're going to try.
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02 Oct 2022
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Stede is not used to being touched. Ed insists touching is good for the body, and decides to help Stede, you know, for the health benefits.
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- Part 1 of Bodies Doing Good
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- English
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- 21,395
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- 5/5
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- 5
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- 1,096
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13 Sep 2022
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A little blonde girl, no older than seven, pokes her head around the corner from the other side of his counter. He sticks his tongue out at her. She giggles.
“My dad would like you!”
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- English
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- 15,460
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- 9/?
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06 Sep 2022
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His stream starts at six, but Stede makes sure to arrive fashionably late, an entire ten minutes after his show has started, just to avoid seeming too eager.
Stede’s heart skips a beat when the bookmarked page loads. Tonight, Ed’s wearing a cropped black shirt and a black jockstrap and nothing else. His hair is up in a messy bun, loose hairs sticking to his sweaty face and neck where they touch.
GentlemanPirate: You look lovely as always, Ed.
jizzy_hands: hes got two fingers in his asshole
GentlemanPirate: And? He looks lovely.
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- English
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- 6,006
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- 10/?
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- 750
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03 Sep 2022
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to be the darkness behind your shining star by CartoonMayor
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Sep 2022
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Edward, god of the dead, kidnaps Stede, god of spring. Greek mythology ensues.
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- English
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- 42,429
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- 23/23
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08 Aug 2022
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07 Aug 2022
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IMPORTANT NOTE: IMAGE HOSTING HAS MESSED UP, I AM IN THE PROCESS OF SORTING IT! IT'S READABLE ON TWITTER (LINK IN MY LINKTREE THERE) OR HERE THE FIC IS CURRENTLY OKAY UP TO CHAPTER 43
'Hi, I'm Stede and I'm giving this crafting thing a go! Come see my stall at the East Pier Craft fair every second Sunday!'
Stede Bonnet, an amateur glass artist, moves to the seaside town of East Pier and joins the fortnightly craft fair there. Edward Teach, a successful ceramicist going through an artistic crisis, ends up manning Blackbeard Pottery Studios' stall.
Social media AU I'm crossposting from my twitter (@doctor_moth, come say hi). Tags to be updated as I go and any CW to be added at the beginning of each chapter.
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- English
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- 38,810
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- 240/240
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06 Aug 2022
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Fifteen years earlier, a newly minted captain Blackbeard decides to kidnap himself a wife. (It's Stede. The wife is Stede.)
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06 Aug 2022
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When Stede put out the advertisement for a man, it was very late at night and he was very, very drunk.
Seeking: intimidating man to conduct himself poorly at an elite dinner party this Christmas. Tattoos, piercings a plus. Must be comfortable speaking out of turn and using the wrong cutlery for at least one course. Rate of pay negotiable – role involves engaging with somewhat difficult personages and you will be compensated accordingly. Note that you will be posing as another man’s romantic partner; homophobes need not apply.
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Frustrated by his rich, bigoted family, Stede Bonnet advertises for a man to be his fake date when he faces them at Christmas. Tattooed biker Edward Teach responds. But somewhere between planning amazing pranks and teaching Ed about society, Stede begins to fall for him. Could Ed ever feel the same?- Language:
- English
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- 7
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04 Aug 2022
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Sailors call them watermarks. A gift from the sea, a name or symbol written on your chest, meant to guide you to your own true love.
But Stede Bonnet's mark doesn't look like anything at all. Not really. And it certainly doesn't look like 'Edward' or 'Teach' or 'Blackbeard' or a black beard and that's fine. Completely fine.
Ed's absolutely fine with it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 39,122
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 1,106
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01 Aug 2022
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28 Jul 2022
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we've got to stop meeting like this by darcylindbergh
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
24 Jan 2023
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“Not you again,” Anton says, exasperated.
Viago huffs and pouts and generally puts on a pretty endearing performance about being offended. “It’s not like I do it on purpose!”
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02 Jul 2022