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    A trip to IKEA turns out much hornier than Shane and Ilya planned.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    At night, the only way to escape Ilya’s loud snoring is to sleep somewhere else. (Un)fortunately for Shane, his husband always manages to find his way back to him, even in his sleep.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    What if David and Yuna had both gone to the cottage to retrieve that phone charger? What if they crept in very quietly (because silent meditation retreat) and found their son fast asleep on the couch, snuggled up with his arch-rival, Ilya Rozanov?

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    16 Jun 2026

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    David Hollander arrives in Montreal with homemade soup, expecting to take care of his son Shane, who’s down with the flu after missing the biggest NHL game of the season.
    What he does not expect is finding Shane cuddled in the lap of his greatest hockey rival: Boston Bears captain Ilya Rozanov.
    Apparently the NHL’s most legendary rivalry has secretly been a relationship for over a decade.
    Now David must process three shocking truths:
     his son is gay,
     Ilya Rozanov is basically a housewife with pharmacy bags,
     and every on-ice fight was apparently foreplay.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Shane had known of Ilya Rozanov since his cottage stood on the shores of the lake.

    The creature had yanked him off his jetski one summer. And whilst Shane had flailed, sure he'd met his end - via drowning or mauling yet to be determined - Ilya had brought him back to the surface, laughed as water had streamed from Shane's nose, tapped his freckles and disappeared.

    Now, many years later, Ilya lounges on Shane's dock, a burger held in his webbed hands and a frown on his face.

    Or, a hockey player by the name of Ilya Rozanov does not exist. But a merman that inhabits a lake in Ottawa does.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    "God, baby, you just make me want to…" Ilya groaned, shaking his head.

    "What?" Shane asked, leaning closer, chasing the unspoken words to try and catch them.

    Ilya laughed, cupping Shane's jaw. Shane pressed into it, nuzzling against Ilya's calloused fingertips. "Maybe, hm, be a little mean to you."

    Or, Shane has a crush on a forty-six year old man. A very sexy forty-six year old man.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    "Can't find any men your own age?" Ilya teased.

    "Don't want to," Shane breathlessly replied. Ilya's hands stilled for a moment.

    "Oh yeah? Need an older man to treat you right, baby?"

    "Yeah, daddy, I do," he whispered, timid to commit to full volume.

    Shane answers a booty call from a much older Ilya on Grindr.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
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    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    “So,” Shane started out, pushing half a strawberry around his plate, leaving a pink slimy trail in its wake. His eyes were down when he spoke, as usual, but they flicked up to find Ilya’s after a moment. “Um. I know it’s early, but I have a birthday gift for you. Well,” Shane bit his lip. “It’s not, like, a gift, I guess. Not physical.” 

    Ilya’s eyebrows raised, and he painted on a curious smile, pointing at his chest. 

    “For me? A gift?”

     

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    or, ilya's first vacation with the hollanders. shane has a few surprises for him.

    (takes place immediately after the conclusion of dana street)

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    09 Jun 2026

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    “Alright,” Svetlana said, contemplative. “Well, are you being an asshole?”

    “I am not,” Ilya retorted. “I am doing nice stuff like taking him out to eat yesterday,” he reminded her, though he'd already recounted the day before via text. “We’re going out to dinner tomorrow, too. For Christmas. And I will pay. Again.”

    “That’s good, keep doing that,” Svetlana sounded genuine. “You’re taking initiative, Ilya!”

    “Yes, exactly, thank you,” Ilya nodded. “Say more things like that.”

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    or, some missing scenes from dana street, this time from Ilya's POV

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “Rozanov needs a place to stay. His visa won’t allow him to go home to Russia over the break, and we don’t have the cash to put him in a hotel.”

    Did the Harvard dorms completely shut down over the winter break? What about the dining hall? Shane supposed he didn’t really know. He’d never stuck around to find out, when he was younger. 

    “Okay?” 

    Coach raised his eyebrows. “So, he’s staying with you.” 

    Shane’s eyes went wide. 

    “What?” 

    “Come on, Captain,” Wiebe looked down his nose at Shane. “Try not to look too thrilled.”

     
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    or, Shane's a senior captain with an empty house over winter break. and Ilya's the freshman who will be crashing his Christmas. 

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “If I gave Jackie a day of getting to have sex with me whenever she wants as a thank you for tidying the living room, I think she’d divorce me,” Hayden says.

    “Nah, man, she’d kill you,” J. J. says, which is probably true.

    Shane shrugs. “That sounds like a straight people problem.”

    Hayden is truly glad that the times of Shane torturing himself by being in the closet are over. But. Well. This conversation is kind of making him miss those days.

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    Finally, after everything, Shane is a happily married man. Incredibly happily married. It only becomes a problem once he thinks it qualifies him to dispense relationship advice.

    Or, five times Shane gives relationship advice his friends disagree with, and one time he doesn’t.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Ilya opened one of his messages.

    Have you seen the news?
    Ilya, call me. Now.
    Please tell me you already fucking know.
    Jesus Christ, man.

    That was it. No context. No explanation. Just panic wrapped in vague bullshit.

    His jaw locked. “Are you fucking serious right now,” he muttered, thumb scrolling harder than necessary. Say it or don’t, you assholes. The half-answers made his skin crawl. It felt like they were all circling something awful, whispering around it, waiting for him to step close enough to get hit.

    His chest felt tight now, pressure building, so he did the one thing that made sense. He opened social media.

    Shane Hollander’s name was everywhere.

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    Shane was hurt in ways everyone could see, and in ways only Ilya would carry.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    “Hold on!” Shane sat up straighter, turning fully to glare at his mate. His stupid, possessive mate. “Are you fucking scenting me?”

    Ilya’s bashful smile was an answer in itself.

    “Ilya!” Shane snapped again, like he was talking to Anya biting the edge of their couch and not the fully grown man he was mated to. What’s the difference, he thought exasperatedly.

    Or: Shane is the newest player on the Ottawa Centaurs. Now that their relationship is public, Ilya is free to stake his claim on him whenever, even if his methods are…a bit intense.

    They fuck about it, obviously.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Hollander narrowed his eyes. “Are you… jealous?” he asked suspiciously.

    Ilya scoffed. “You can fuck whoever you want, I don’t give a shit.”

    “...Right.” Hollander pulled on his boxers before he dropped the towel. “Because it’s not like you don’t fuck other people too, you know.”

    “I know.”

    “And it’s not that you- you aren’t enough, or whatever.” Hollander turned even more red, looking down. “But, like, we don’t get to see each other that often.”

    “I know.”

    “And, you know, it turns out you can have a lot of anonymous sex if you’re gay. People are surprisingly okay with it.” He said it earnestly, like he was the first person in the world to make this discovery.

    Ilya forced himself to swallow, keeping his face carefully blank. “Is that so?”

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    OR: Shane downloads Grindr. Ilya goes into a jealous spiral
    set pre-tuna melt, 2015ish

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    02 Jun 2026

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    A 5+1 fic in which we have 5 times no one got to see Ilya light up like sunshine when he sees Shane and 1 time when everyone did

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    01 Jun 2026

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    @ottawacentaurs
    Shane Hollander ranks hockey players; number five will surprise you!

    “Who’s the third?” Shane asked with seemingly genuine confusion.
    “What?”
    “The third player.” Shane clarified, “In the big three of active players? I mean it’s me and Ilya, right?”
    Amelia nodded mutely whilst Luca Haas, who had been asked the question, stared at Shane with wide eyes.
    “So, who’s the third?” Shane’s face took on a contemplative look.
    “Scott Hunter?” Amelia said with confusion.
    “Hunter?” Shane looked surprised. “Why?”
    Across the room Roz let out a bark of laughter.

    Russian translation available

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Ilya goes on a roadie while Shane is still on LTIR.

    LISA: Whatever rocks your socks

    NICOLE: Whatever tickles your fancy

    CASSIE: Whatever flips your pancake

    SELENA: Whatever turns your crank

    CAITLIN: Whatever fondles your goose

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Shane gets drunk and can't keep his hands to himself.

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    25 May 2026

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    A snow storm forces the Cens' team bus to seek shelter on the way back from a game. Luckily for them they are close to the cottage. Unluckily for Shane and Ilya, Shane is also at the cottage.

    Set before Shane and Ilya are outed.

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    21 May 2026

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