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“At some point,” she says, “you are going to tell me every bloody idiotic thing you have done in the last 48 hours, and you will receive an earful for every single one of them.”
He drops his head in mock defeat, but when he looks up he’s almost smiling.
“Okay, yeah. Fine.”River Cartwright has a hell of a time. So does Louisa.
End of Season 4 and beyond, with a bookish twist (River and the Thames spend some personal time).
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In Case of Emergency by juicewithbits
Fandoms: Slow Horses (TV), Slough House - Mick Herron
07 Nov 2024
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“Any current or previous health conditions,” she reads out and looks at him expectantly.
“Uh,” he says.
“Should I just put “various”?”
“Yeah, probably.”Louisa has River's mum's number.
River has a bloody nose, Louisa is tired, and they have an important conversation at A&E.
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Kindling by juicewithbits
Fandoms: The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo, Nikolai Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
13 Nov 2023
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A pair of twins boards a privateer's ship.
AKA: The origin of the Volkvolny Triumvirate (™). The meeting of Nikolai, Tolya and Tamar told from their perspectives, how they become friends, and how the twins find out the captain isn’t just a captain.
There are improbable rescues, sea shanties, Fjerdan blockades, and a country to save. Features discussions of the twins’ backstories, veteran Nikolai, gratuitous naval terminology, a lot of grief and hope and reckless schemes (because Nikolai, and really Tamar isn’t much better).
Written for the GVBB 2023.
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Prologue by juicewithbits
Fandoms: Nikolai Series - Leigh Bardugo, The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
02 Jun 2023
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A small scene after the fall of the Fold: Zoya between soldier, subject, and General--and trying to trust her new king.
Featuring: lots of light/shadow symbolism, Zoya philosophizing, and a very sleepy Nikolai.
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Eat Your Young by juicewithbits
Fandoms: The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo, Nikolai Series - Leigh Bardugo
19 May 2023
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Nikolai and Dominik on the Northern border.
This is my anti-war manifesto: featuring Dominik's burning socks, tea appreciation, and the futility of wasted youth.
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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22 May 2026
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Apogee by OpalApparition
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander is the youngest Commander in ISS history; straight-backed, closeted, and so tightly on his own leash that seven months in orbit with Ilya Rozanov have not produced a single crack in his composure.
Ilya Rozanov is the Russian cosmonaut who should have had his job, won’t stop bouncing a tennis ball off the walls, and is still looking for a fissure. Thankfully, a solar storm finds it for him.
or: Near-death, zero gravity, and the wrong man’s hands in exactly the right places.
A Cosmonaut!Ilya x Astronaut!Shane AU 🚀
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16 Apr 2026
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Teenage Dirtbag by Nullevoy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Jan 2026
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"I play,” Ilya said, his voice a deadpan rasp, “because if I do not play, my father make me work at potato factory. I hate potatoes. I want to buy car that goes fast enough to scare God."
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Clips and photos of Ilya's teenage years in Russia get leaked.
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09 Mar 2026
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@MLHTracker by summerblood for arenasoundsystem (cutflowersounds)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Dec 2025
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MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
⏎ 55 ⟳ 39 ♡ 732rozanov defender @gremlinroz
... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
⏎ 0 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63lea @rozanovsss
getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
⏎ 5 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.
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26 Feb 2026
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Never Been Bitten by GlitterCity
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
03 Apr 2026
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“How many times do I have to tell you I don’t fuck humans?” Shane asked.
“Until I listen, probably,” Ilya answered.
“Is that going to be many more, or…?”
Shane trailed off and Ilya didn’t answer right away, just let his eyes slide slowly up the other man and enjoyed the view. When he was finished, Shane was watching, waiting, narrowed eyes black in the darkness.
“Is probably going to be a whole lot of times,” he finally said. “Do you want to start now, or are you going to come flirt with me again tomorrow?”
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The one where Shane is a vampire, Ilya's a bartender, it's wintertime in New York City, and someone's on a murder spree.
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15 Feb 2026