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    Shane: Hi.
    Shane: I miss you.
    Shane: How was your day?

    Ilya: DEVASTATING.

    Shane: What?
    Shane: Are you okay?
    Shane: Did something really awful happen, or is this another one of those the animal shelter wouldn’t let you bring home every animal type situations?

    Ilya: No, I am not okay.
    Ilya: I am the furthest from okay.
    Ilya: Troy and Harris broke up.

    Shane: Oh. That sucks.
    Shane: Sorry to hear that.

    Ilya: That’s all you have to say?

    Shane: What else am I supposed to say? It’s sad, but it happens.

    Ilya: We have to fix this!!!!

    Shane: We?

    Ilya: Yes, of course.
    Ilya: Do you not know that by loving me, you are automatically a part of all my schemes and shenanigans?

    Shane: Must have missed that memo.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Shane goes back to his hotel after leaving Ilya's house, and he immediately spits up a flower petal.

    Within a week, he has his mother schedule the surgery.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    In which Jake texts Amy mostly stupid, occasionally funny, sometimes sweet, and never sober things in the middle of the night (and she always ends up smiling).

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    28 Jun 2026

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    A short lil crack fic and social media fic wherein Ilya’s overdramatic about Shane missing one (1) game so Harris decides to make social media content out of it.

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    27 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fucking hilarioua

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    Shane: Hello?
    Unknown Caller: Is this bird professor?
    Shane: …uh yes?
    Unknown Caller: Cool. Do humming birds have legs?
    Shane: What?
    Unknown Caller: Do humming birds—
    Shane: No, I heard you. Yes they have legs.
    Unknown Caller: [loud cheering in the background] I win! Thank you bird professor.
    Shane: …uh you're welcome?
    Unknown Caller: Goodbye.

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    27 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Two of my favorite things, Hollanov and that bird professor thing