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    Bood's barbecue sauce is just that good, you know?

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Hermione and Draco are working on the Hinkypunk Music Festival. Draco has been an infuriatingly charming friend to Hermione...except for the fact that he's been pining for her for years. The problem is, she happens to be in a relationship with Cormac McLaggen. As the festival draws near, long nights turn into stolen moments and Draco has to find a way to show Hermione that her soulmate has been right in front of her all along.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Unknown Number
    Its been 24 hours you can stop now

    Rose
    Who’s this ??
    Stop what ??

    Unknown Number
    Holding him hostage

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    Rose receives a text message from an unknown number claiming to be Shane's ex. In Ilya's defense, impulse control was never one of his strong suits.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Ilya and Shane are broke roommates, until Ilya discovers streaming and starts making bank jerking off for the viewers
    Naturally, he offers his good friend Shane a chance at making money the same way
    And if they touch each other a little it’s only because of the tips, not because they are into each other

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    Shane and Ilya are both completely straight here
    #ISwearrr

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Selected text messages from the phones of Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander, circa 2020-2021.

     
    Troy Barrett: I’m planning to drive up to Toronto to finish packing up my apartment on Saturday, and I was wondering if you’d want to grab dinner after your game while we’re both in town?
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    Jane: …did you tell Barrett about us?
    Lily: no i promise
    Lily: he maybe thinks it is possible, but i did not tell
    Jane: I don’t think he has any idea
    Lily: what makes you say this
    Jane: Just a hunch

     
    Or: Troy asks for Shane’s number, and Ilya gives it to him. What could go wrong? Or maybe more importantly, what could go right?

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    04 Jul 2026

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    He looks up at Rozanov, whose brows have since migrated up over his forehead, almost tangling in his mess of curls as he eagerly awaits either a response or a reaction.

    Shane gives both at once.

    “We can’t fuck in there.”

    Ilya’s smile doesn’t falter. Shane really wishes he was kissing him instead of standing here, shrinking into his jacket, shivering under the cool nighttime air, the hot tub water glimmering under a heavy moonlight.

    “Why not?” Rozanov challenges. “Is fine, no? I can make you break a sweat, Hollander. Even without the bubbles.”

    Shane deadpans him and that just makes Rozanov laugh airily, clearly bemused by his response to all this.

    or: ilya’s house has a hot tub and a mirror in the yard, so he and shane make very good use of it

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    04 Jul 2026

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    The airport looks like it always does. A sea of people oblivious to anything going on around them. Ilya is about to put his headphones over his ears when he sees something so familiar his brain almost doesn't register it. That is until he realizes that he's in fucking Moscow so this doesn't make any sense.

    Because right there at the gate, spread out over several chairs, his duffle bag as a pillow, is the figure of Shane Hollander sleeping. The hood of his sweatshirt is up and he's wearing sunglasses, but Ilya would recognize the shape of Shane Hollander anywhere.

    “Hollander?” he asks in shock, stepping closer.

     

    Or, Shane shows up in Russia after learning Ilya's father died. Ilya did not ask him to do this. He just showed up. And now Ilya doesn't know what to do with himself. He proceeds to just go with it, and maybe listen to Shane for once.

     

    Another song inspired fic, this time Ever the Same by Rob Thomas which I argue is underrated.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    They're having breakfast when he tells them. He only remembers because he'd dreamed weird again last night. This time it was an older boy, who was trying to stop a little golden-haired baby from crying.

    “What,” says Mom, in that flat voice she gets when she's trying not to sound surprised.

    “...what?” says Dad, who clearly hadn't been listening. That's fine, Shane forgets to listen too, sometimes.

    “I keep dreaming people I don't know,” Shane repeats patiently. He can be patient.

    Shane Hollander habitually ends up in other people's dreams, which is fine. It's a family trait, on both sides, to slip into the dreams of the people you love. What's less fine is how Shane keeps dreaming strangers.

    Or: like if a soulmates au took several detours.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “What did J.J. say?”

    “Oh, nothing, really.” Rozanov drawled, completely at ease in his chair beside Shane, as if he were a king on a throne, ready to deliver the finishing blow. Hayden took a sharp breath of relief. Good, J.J. was still loyal, at least. “Just how you kept trying to set Shane up with whoever would take him, as long as it wasn’t me.”

     

    or: shane hollander is done with hayden pike's bullshit

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Harris: Hi, Shane!
    Harris: This is Harris Drover.
    Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
    Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
    Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?

    Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
    Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
    Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.

    Harris: Perfect!
    Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
    Harris: No humiliation involved.
    Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.

    Shane: Okay?
    Shane: Why?

    Harris: Well.
    Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Shane has been in a rotten mood. Ilya knows exactly what he needs.

    Their thighs were almost touching, now. Ilya placed two tender fingers underneath his chin, angling Shane’s face upward.

    Ilya still looked entertained, but his eyes were dark, the blue losing its grip, giving way to black pupils.

    “If you needed to get fucked that badly, you should have just said something.”

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Ilya propositions Shane in the shower after the advertisement shoot. Shane takes the bait.

    Or: their first time together is in the shower after the ad.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    "Can't find any men your own age?" Ilya teased.

    "Don't want to," Shane breathlessly replied. Ilya's hands stilled for a moment.

    "Oh yeah? Need an older man to treat you right, baby?"

    "Yeah, daddy, I do," he whispered, timid to commit to full volume.

    Shane answers a booty call from a much older Ilya on Grindr.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    r/hockeyplayers

    u/holl_s_24

    Recently made Captain for my team. Advice?

    Message request from ilyushka3020

    Shane posts online seeking advice. Ilya has some tips for him.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    What started as a one time thing turned into a repeat. Then, many more repeats.

    Or, Shane, Ilya and Luca explore being together—in a lot of different ways.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Shane and Ilya invite Luca to the cottage.

    “Shane, come sit down.” Ilya called, not even looking behind him.

    Shane walked on jelly legs to the couch and sat. His palms were beginning to sweat. He looked up and two pairs of eyes were looking at him. Ilya looked equally elated and smug, and Luca was staring at Shane with slightly parted lips. Shane noticed Ilya’s hand on Luca’s thigh.

    “Luca, tell Shane what you just told me.”

    Shane looked between his husband and Luca, fascinated by the way Luca’s face turned pink.

    “Ilya asked me if I thought you were, um, pretty and I said yes.”

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Something went wrong. Ilya knows something did. He’s not sure about Hollander, but he felt it. That night ended shitty. Hollander has never texted him–nor replied to any of his messages since then, either. And Ilya could’ve gone mad. Or crazy. Could’ve gone to him face to face and started cursing him out. Because how could Hollander not reply to him, the Ilya Rozanov? Russia’s beloved team captain. Stanley Cup owner. The guy who fucks him like crazy until the only thing that could be heard in the room was him repeatedly calling for Ilya’s last name like it was prayer.

    He could’ve, but he didn’t.

     

    Shane is avoiding Ilya. Ilya tries his best not to go batshit crazy.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Ilya suggests Shane can sleep with other people because he’s trying to be selfless. Shane storms out because he thinks Ilya is trying to get rid of him. They both spend the next several hours spiraling in different cities: Shane in a Montreal bar, Ilya in his own head.

    Shane tries to prove a point and almost throws up instead.
    Ilya drives to Montreal like he’s about to commit a felony.
    And Hayden Pike has to witness all of it.

    Or, two idiots in love speedrun an almost breakup and accidentally end up engaged.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    “I’m back!” came Miles’s voice. “Here are your drinks, some champagne for Rose and another beer for Shane.”

    Rose, who was sitting at the edge of their booth, accepted both and handed them to Shane, who took a swig immediately. He didn’t really want to get drunk, he never did, but at least having a pleasant buzz would help make this easier.

    “And look who I ran into,” Miles continued in a sing-songy manner.

    “Oh my god, is that Ilya Rozanov?” Rose exclaimed.

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    What if Miles had approached Ilya at the club and brought him over to meet Rose and Shane, blissfully unaware that Ilya and Shane's relationship was more than just an on-ice rivalry? Suddenly, it's gotten a whole lot harder for Shane to pretend and for Ilya to forget, when the objects of their obsession are sitting right in front of them.

    An alternate take on Episode 4/Chapter 14 where Shane and Ilya actually talk at the club instead of just staring at one another across the dance floor. Did kind of spiral out of control while writing into sort of a fix-it, or maybe just a timeline acceleration.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    “Unlock the door, Hollander.”

    Even though Shane couldn’t hear the exact words, he knew what Ilya said. He shook his head.

    “Unlock the door, or I will break the glass. Your choice.”

    Shane’s eyes widened again and he briefly hung his head as if regretting all of his past life decisions, and Ilya heard the resounding click of the unlock mechanism.

    He felt wild, his mind in violent turmoil as he threw open the door and his palm clutched the back of Shane’s head, his fingers finding purchase in the coarse hair. “Are you listening to me?” Shane ducked his head in acknowledgment. “I’m going to call off my driver. You will not move. I am going to sit there-“ he pointed at the empty passenger seat. “-in this boring car of yours and I am going to find out why the fuck you are alone and who the fuck made you cry.”

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    Inspired by Shane’s confession in The Long Game (*mini-spoiler*) about his whereabouts after leaving a certain Montreal nightclub in January 2017, Ilya leaves the club shortly after Shane only to find him pulled over on the side of the road, devastated.

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    27 Jun 2026

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