carpetchewer
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both back in their small hometown suburb ten years after a PR disaster of epic proportions, spamton g. spamton (an ex-advertisement mogul) and ant tenna (a washed-up 'retired' late-night host) are on twin missions to ruin what remains of both of their lives.
hopefully, the universe bringing them back together will help each of them accomplish this more efficiently--or will two broken halves somehow manage to form a healed whole?
a spamtenna human au.
all titles from will wood songs/lyrics. check chapter descriptions for specific tws.
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ford gets sick. out in the multiverse, that could mean almost anything.
a blind faith au oneshot.
tws: past torture, unhealthy codependency, panic attacks
please do NOT tag as ship :/
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in a decrepit old cabin in the middle of the woods, two broken brothers begin a herculean effort to put themselves back together.
a sequel to my franken-stan fic "a robin in a glass maze"
check tags for tws, take care of yourself!
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- Part 2 of franken-stan au
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it doesn't take much for a deal to go wrong, out in the multiverse, and, despite going through the portal together six years ago, stan and ford pines still run into trouble from time to time--especially because of all the baggage they're carrying.
but this trade is essential. will their own shortsightedness cost them crucial, life-changing technology?
cws: ptsd, derealization, guns/violence, unhealthy codependency, murder, and panic attacks
my take on the blind faith au by @pinesinthewoods.
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twenty-six year old stanford pines is traveling from his new home in gravity falls to a science conference in tempe, arizona. he's traveling alone, because he does nearly everything alone, these days. he tells himself he doesn't mind--only, when scientific discoveries slow, it gets harder to ignore what's missing.
twenty-six year old stanley pines has fled to that very same place to escape an abusive ex-boyfriend and a life of crime gone awry--and also, hopefully, to re-up on the drugs he desperately needs to keep going. only, he's out of money, and very nearly out of time.
one day, their paths cross on the street--it's pure happenstance. can chance bring them back together?
...or is it already too late?
work and chapter titles from 'hurt' by johnny cash
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Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die by 0MissE0, Artimus_Pax, ArtistRedFox, Athena_Muldrow, Baze_loves_bugs, biggirlscantcry, Blank_Error, BlindayEverlien, carpetchewer, cottonmouthcandy, CrypticMushroom, CthosEris, DarkLordOfAwesomeness, Dimonds456, Djdjdjmk, egg_with_a_pen, EmS (EmilienSancier), Kyle_committing_Arson, lackinggravitas (espansivo), MariDraws, Oatmeal_Archive, pickledoesfanfic, ryeBread1825114, SpookyArchivist, stayweirdalways
Fandom Gravity Falls
28 Oct 2025
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Have you ever looked at an old man in a cartoon show targeted for kids and wondered “Hm… I wonder how many times this guy (who only has 5 fingers {LAME!!}) almost died?”
Well, WONDER NO MORE!!! Here in [Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die] you will find most of Grunkle Stan’s NDEs!! But what is an ‘NDE’ you may ask- why, it’s short for [Near Death Expirience(s)] Of course!!This fanfiction is centred over what would happen if the elder twins weren’t such little ***** and actually ******* held hands!! WOW!! Crazy! It is also based on the fandom’s dire need to see this old man in pain! Constantly! And needing to see this old man’s brother see his brother in pain! For guilt! It’s yummy!!
As the setting is the [Bill-Cipher Zodiac] the characters involved in this series (written by various writers in the fandom) may consist of: Shooting Star, Pine Tree, ?, Ice Ice Babyy and other characters only very specific people care about!“I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming”
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Ford has stopped shivering when Stan finally hauls him onto the deck. He’s curled into himself, stiff-jointed and unmoving, and somewhere in the back of Stan’s head there is screaming. He can’t lose Ford again, he can’t, he can’t he can’t he can’t he can’t he won’t—
Ford breathes.
[Or: a collection of hurt/comfort oneshots ft. the Stan twins.]
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19 Mar 2026
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Love Conquers All
Tenna is invited to attend Queen's annual plug in party with Spamton as his plus one, despite hating Cyber City he's willing to go for his favorite mailman. As expected, it quickly devolves into a mess.
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- Part 2 of Calico's Deltafell AU
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04 Nov 2025
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21 Oct 2025
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Tenna still feels a prickle of shame when he remembers all the paystubs he failed to fulfill, even after he auctioned off everything in the studio. And yeah, maybe it’s not exactly because he didn’t fulfill his promises, and mostly because the final piece of publicity he got was less than positive when it covered all the particulars of his… business practices. To put it mildly, ‘Mr. SCAM Tenna?’ painted him in a rather bad light. Besides, he had never been the real scammer prowling the streets. If they'd wanted a better pun and a proper target for their witch-hunt, they could've gone with: ‘SCAMTON G. SP—
Oh well, it's not like there’s a lot of people who’d recognise Tenna these days. Every few months, he gets a cheque in the mail for his residuals; an extremely humbling reminder that hardly anyone knows his name or watches his show anymore. Not only does he live in the middle of nowhere — no offence, kind of — but he’s retired his suit, retired his brand, retired his everything, and traded it in for sweaters and vests instead. The closest he gets to reliving his crumbled stardom is whenever he’s addressed as Mr. Tenna while directing the school’s yearly musical.
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- Part 4 of Spamtenna Week 2025
- Part 1 of lightner cinematic universe
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04 Oct 2025
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The door banged open so violently that it left cracks in the wall it struck, sending chunks of stone showering to the floor.
In the doorway, darkness loomed.
“Spamton,” said the shadow at the door.
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short & sweet defernull fic for tumblr user soulmeshart’s defernull comic!
Bookmarked by carpetchewer
23 Sep 2025