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“Suck my dick, Cartman.” Kyle growls.
“Why? Is that a fucking order?” Cartman laughs dryly.
Kyle blinks, suddenly taken aback by the response. Silence fills the room as Kyle processes what Cartman just said.
It…could be an order.
Kyle smirks, an image of a ten year old Cartman flashing in his brain, waving that stupid contract around in his hand that stated he had to “suck his balls.”
Oh, Cartman and his big, fat mouth.
(Rule #1 when it comes to friend groups: Don't make bets with your stubborn friends. The stakes are always high, and lines will always be crossed).
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25 May 2026
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Eric and Kyle Broflovski enjoy the holidays with their adopted daughter Aubrey for the first time... though not without a few itty-bitty, teeny-tiny snags.
Between violent assault, domicile damage, midnight emergencies, near-fatal accidents, religious insensitivities, insulting in-laws, sleepless nights, and sexual innuendo, the events surrounding their family's Hanukkah and Christmas would be rated too hot to be in any Hallmark holiday movie.
(A belated Hanukkah/Christmas gift fic for shortstackedcheesecake96.)
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23 May 2026
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Kyle and Eric, figuring shit out.
you’re in self sabotage mode
throwing spikes down on the road
but i’ve seen this episode
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19 May 2026
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Cartman finds out the hard way that asking Kyle to prom isn’t quite as simple as he initially anticipated.