ZakTheBirb
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im surrounded by murderous homosexuals by ZakTheBirb for potassium_cyanide_crystal, kenonical_tonic, mintteaenthusiast
Fandoms: Dr. STONE (Manga), Dr. STONE (Anime)
13 Oct 2025
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Finally writing out the OC verse of the OC channel crew. This can also be found in a more messy font in The Kingdom of Shipping server here
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Moz is bored.
Thankfully, this human can entertain him until the end of time.
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Meeting the family by ZakTheBirb for Northsta
Fandoms: Dr. STONE (Manga), Dr. STONE (Anime)
12 Mar 2025
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Senku counts for 3700 years before waking up and doesn't stop.
Byakuya remembers for 3700 years before he sees Senku again. -
Welcome to Five Guns™ by ZakTheBirb for kenonical_tonic
Fandoms: Dr. STONE (Manga), Dr. STONE (Anime)
02 Mar 2025
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After Xeno heard of a fast food called Five Guns, of course he had to dare his boyfriend to work there.
Stanley is tired of this shit already.
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Sparks of Flames and Rot by ZakTheBirb
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 Sep 2024
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Dabi and Tomura raise Katsuki.
Somehow that changes a lot of things
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Filling up the HyoMoz tag with various ideas by ZakTheBirb
Fandom Dr. STONE (Anime), Dr. STONE (Manga)
07 Aug 2025
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Bakugou centric oneshots by ZakTheBirb
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 Aug 2024
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ShinBaku Gossip Couple AU by ZakTheBirb
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 Aug 2024
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check your window (he's at your window) by vesterport
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
12 Jun 2026
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Zanka awakens in horror one night to the sound of Jabber’s voice in his choker.
“Zankaaa. I got some new poisons. Real fuckin’ nasty. You wanna feel em inside you, don’t you? Yeahhh, you do. I wanna see you twitchin’ again. Tryin’ to move. Knowing you can’t.”
“What the hell are you talking about?”
Tap. Tap.
Zanka freezes, holding his breath. He can’t bring himself to turn around.
“Zanka,” Jabber breathes. “Check your window.”
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12 Jun 2026
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Zanka finds Jabber's NSFW account and jerks off to it. Not knowing his likes are public, he leaves one on the video of Jabber wearing a replica of his own cleaner's uniform and gets noticed by him.
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08 Jun 2026
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Jabber likes that with Zanka, no two interactions are the same. They have their little warehouse where they meet and fight and even fuck sometimes, of course, but other than location it’s always something new and different and exciting. That said, there’s always room to throw in a brand new variable once in a while. Not one he’s planning to keep in the mix; but he has a strict policy of trying everything once, and who better to try this with than the only person who’s ever gotten his interest back after losing it?
The point is: Zanka has made things interesting or fun for Jabber that he never expected to like.
Hence why he decides to take the leap and say, “You should fuck my pussy!”
Bookmarked by ZakTheBirb
04 Jun 2026
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*Updates Weekly*
After Molly Weasley reports shocking abuse on the part of Petunia and Vernon Dursley, Albus Dumbledore makes an official decision to Turn A Blind Eye. After all, the Dursleys *are* the key to Harry's Blood Wards. Though McGonagall is appalled, she is ultimately unwilling to take a stand against Albus.
Enraged at this dual neglect, Severus Snape decides to take matters into his own hands. Little does he know that his attempts to modify Harry's Blood Wards will result in *accidentally adopting* The Boy Who Lived. Shocked and horrified, Severus is left with no choice but to move forward as best he can. After all, there's no use crying over spilled potions. . .
This fic is set just after the Weasley siblings rescue Harry from the barred window/canned soup/cat flap situation in Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets. It is broadly inspired by many of my favorite Snape/Harry Adoption Fics, which I have gathered into the collection Snape_Harry_FoundFamily. Thanks, all y'all, for creating such delightful fics.
**This fanfic author in no way, shape or form condones JKR's hateful and shameful behavior. Trans Rights are Human Rights.**
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Bookmarked by ZakTheBirb
30 May 2026
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Zanka realizes he’s in love with Jabber right between the wig and shampoo section of the beauty supply store haphazardly organized and messy.
Jabber’s on the other end of the phone bickering with him about choosing the wrong store, and about how they never have the right gel, and that this is most likely all of Zanka’s fault for knocking over his homemade container and Zanka is half-assedly disagreeing, riling him up as he fills the basket with the brand of loc jewelry with cuffs large enough for Jabber’s thick locs, the correct gel, that expensive Brigeo shampoo Jabber raves about and a faux silk scarf, since the last one got burned by Jabber latest experiments and Zanka stops when he thinks he spots Jabber’s loctician frowning at two containers of bobbles, remembering Jabber complaining about her being booked up and meets her in the aisle, phone between his shoulder and ear as his basket of products unbalances him.
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A story that flashes between the great Janka situationship of their freshman year and the slow unfurling of their relationship in their junior year, as Zanka realizes that love has the nasty habit of sneaking up on you.
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- Part 1 of A Modern Love Story Series
Bookmarked by ZakTheBirb
29 May 2026