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You are going to die in this mech, Robert Robertson by randomthyme
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
30 Dec 2025
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Mecha Man falls from the sky. The public watches him die, yet again. But what do the first responders find?
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18 Apr 2026
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The Wages of Sin by Dransioc_no_Visgurasha
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
21 Mar 2026
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The most recent of the exterminations has ended with Adam dead and a silence in communication from Heaven. The Hazbin Hotel has been rebuilt, but new residents are slow in coming. Lucifer knows that a soul has ascended, and yet he's not been able to bring himself to tell his daughter the good news. Things in Hell are going to be changing, but the biggest concern on Lucifer's mind right now has nothing to do with redemption and Pentious' ascension and his daughter's dreams of the hotel's success. No, his attention turns instead to the pale lavender thread of a soul-link between his still-absent wife and the cannibal Overlord residing in the room across the hotel from him.
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24 Jan 2026
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In one glorious half-hour, Alastor has broken or completed three contracts, freed himself from two separate forms of bondage, and enjoyed a rousing jaunt through nearly half the Pentagram. Incidentally, he may also have shattered Vox’s psyche and his heart. But you know what they say about making omelettes; that was a price he was prepared to pay.
He is less prepared to be personally tasked with unscrambling the eggs.
(A post-canon fix-it following the S2 finale and the events of They Could Have Been Worse.)
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- Part 9 of They Could Have Been Worse
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19 Jan 2026
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“Who the Hell does he think he is?” Vox says, and it’s so utterly ridiculous that Alastor has to laugh.
At least when he antagonizes Lucifer, he understands who it is that he’s antagonizing. And he used to do it under the wholly-justified assumption that he might be smited for his trouble, at that.
“The King of Hell, perhaps?” Alastor says. “First Light of all Creation? The Origin of Sin?”
“What the fuck!” Vox exclaims. “That’s not even—he just got there first, that isn’t impressive.”
Alastor squints sidelong across the pillows. It has nothing to do with his nearsightedness.
“What in the world are you talking about?”
“I totally could have invented sin, Alastor,” Vox says, without a hint of irony.
(In which Alastor tolerates the days before Vox's attempted coup of Heaven very well. Set in S2E7.)
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- Part 8 of They Could Have Been Worse
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19 Jan 2026
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Something was dreadfully wrong.
Alastor’s heart thumped in his chest as he watched the muzzle of the gun flash, the bullet cracking from it in slow motion. He saw himself, his eyes catching the beam of the flashlight shining his way – and what was a hunter even doing out this late? At this time of year?
Everything was exactly as he remembered it. The gentle glow of fireflies buzzing in the air, scattering as that gun exploded in the night; the smell of mud and rotting vegetation, warm where moisture pooled in the hollows of tree trunks and his own footprints. He heard his own sharp intake of breath, saw himself freeze – and urged himself to move. To fling himself down into the mud and save his skin, because it had been less than a week since he’d secured his future in the afterlife, but he didn’t want that afterlife to start now.
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This isn't where Alastor is meant to be. This isn't what he wants to witness - not again. But how can he find his way out of the tangled thorns of his own worst nightmares?
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- Part 53 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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17 Jan 2026
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"You are quite injured," Alastor commented, Lucifer not even bothering to bring his head up to respond. Instead, he looked at the growing golden patches brewing on his white coat, staining the fabric and making it stick to his chest. The pronged wires were falling out now, unkept by their master as they were, and left golden droplets where they hung. Lucifer watched idly as his blood plopped beneath him.
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For Lucifer, what do you do when you stop being Hell's most feared?
For Alastor, what do you do with an immortal being awfully... mortal?- Language:
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11 Jan 2026
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that by which would have led you to remain by eviscerate (rip_to_shreds)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
17 Feb 2026
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A moment is all that is needed for Lucifer to take advantage, to dig sharp nails into Alastor's neck and break skin. He watches in a daze as droplets of blood, pigmented a brilliant vermillion, come to the surface, staining the ashy brown skin of the sinner before him like wine spilled upon hardwood floors.
Through it all, Alastor has been holding himself painfully taut. It is the sort of discomfort that Lucifer cannot help but savor, what with the knowledge that he is the one that put it there. It is the sort of discomfort that has Lucifer ravenous for the chance to further push his luck, knowing full well that Alastor will not verbally raise any objections.
Not now, not here. Not ever, really. Not if Alastor wants the gentleman's agreement made between them to continue to hold.
Lucifer finds a workaround to the pesky restriction that is his inability to harm sinners. Alastor, unbeknownst to himself, develops a taste for schadenfreude out of spite. Everyone else suffers in the onslaught that ensues.
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10 Jan 2026
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Lucifer's always been happiest when he was making something new. New creatures, new concepts, new relationships. Giving his creations to the world may've caused his Fall, but he can't seem to stop doing it.
Snapshots of Lucifer's life and relationships with his loved ones over the years.
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07 Jan 2026
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Alastor has a new accessory.
Everyone's curious. Husk just wants it to not be his problem.
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06 Jan 2026
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Charlie has a great idea! The bar was nice for the first few months, but now it's time to buckle down and get serious about redemption, so no more booze. She's sure everyone will adjust, and there'll be no attempts to subvert her authority.
Or, Charlie's optimism comes up against Husk's alcoholism, Angel Dust's hedonism, and Alastor's nostalgia.
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06 Jan 2026
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“I know, it takes a second,” Vox is saying. “Val said it felt like kissing a mirror, the first time—and yeah, I did ask him if he kissed a lot of mirrors.”
He just keeps talking, as if Alastor hasn’t just gotten the shock of his afterlife. As if it weren’t out of absolutely nowhere.
“It’s some kind of good luck ritual with a lipstick mark he used to do before his shows,” Vox carries on, as if he hasn’t noticed or simply doesn’t care that Alastor is—that Alastor doesn’t know what he is, in fact. “Maybe it worked. Hell, look where he is now.”
Alastor grapples for a grip on anything. Anything at all. What his overtaxed mind gives him, as Vox reaches out to cup a hand around his face, is this:
Vox is nervous.
He’s rambling like Charlie losing her spot in a set of talking points and he’s gripping one of the armrests like an anchor. And he’s glowing; there’s a bit of cyan beneath his eyes.
Well, fuck. What the Hell is Alastor expected to do about that?
(In which Vox makes an attempt at romance, Alastor weathers a series of foul moods, and Charlie has a terrible day.)
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- Part 6 of They Could Have Been Worse
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05 Jan 2026
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When Mimzy "borrows" one of Alastor's spellbooks and tries to call on Lucifer, Charlie accidentally gets summoned to Earth instead. With no way home and no practical knowledge of the human world, it's lucky Charlie found the good-hearted Alastor to help her out!
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04 Jan 2026
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Flicking the light on with her elbow, Velvette walks over to the couch, setting the take out down on the coffee table. Straightens up, hands on hips. So fucking weird, this place to be so quiet. No TV playing in the background, no Vox doing paperwork at his desk, no Valentino already laid out on the couch, sketching something. No… nothing.
It's empty. It's quiet. It's…
"Salutations Velvette, my dear!"
It's not fucking empty.
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Or: Vox cancells on the Vees' weekly movie night. Val gets mad. Velvette is tired.
She might have just someone to vent to, though.
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- Part 4 of vees sillies
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03 Jan 2026
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Somebody Wants To Hold You by GemsandJunk (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Jan 2026
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“I don't intend on ever having anyone else,” Alastor replied.
It wasn't a declaration of loyalty. It was his way of saying that Lucifer would be his first and last, because no other soul would ever be capable of irritating him into bed.
“I know,” Lucifer said quietly.
“So tell me again- what do you enjoy?”
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OR: Alastor wants to make Lucifer feel good. Lucifer is easier than he'd ever admit.
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- Part 4 of Looking For A Little Less Crazy
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03 Jan 2026
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Lucifer is back at the hotel after the whole being kidnapped and used as a weapon…thing.
He’s handling it in a totally normal way - no avoidance tactics or trauma here! Nope - not at all! He’s perfectly fine thank-you-very-much.
Also, if the bellhop could stop staring at him, that would be amazing.
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02 Jan 2026
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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas by Piratefishmama
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Jan 2026
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Sinsmas.
Hellborns did Sinsmas.
Sinners could play along if they wanted to but Christmas was a HARD no.
So SOMEONE. SOMEONE NEEDED TO TELL HIM. WHY THE HOTEL. HAD A DAMN NEAR CEILING TOUCHING EVERGREEN TREE IN THE LOBBY.
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- Part 1 of A Very RadioApple Christmas
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01 Jan 2026
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Alastor hadn't done his nightly prayers since he'd died. He didn't see much of a point in it, considering that he was already damned. But tonight, for the first time in at least twenty years, he knelt by a bed and prepared to make a fool of himself.
"I'm sure you all up there aren't supposed to offer favors to those of us down here—but don't think of it as a favor for me, it's a favor for my mother. Could you let her hear her poor sinner of a son again? Can you patch me through to her?"
He looked hopefully toward Heaven. Heaven, cold and white, stared back indifferently.
"It's her birthday tomorrow," Alastor added.
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- Part 1 of Alastor Week 2021
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01 Jan 2026
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When they first return to the hotel—Lucifer dragged there with one arm flung across each of Vaggie and Charlie’s shoulders, Husk and Cherri huddled to each other’s sides, and Niffty and Baxter buzzing excitedly together at the back of their sad little procession—Alastor flings open the doors to their grand parlor, gestures whole-heartedly with his staff, and watches as the fine, golden entertainment center that Lucifer conjured so many months ago, up to and *especially* the television at its core, sails merrily through the nearest window.
Then Alastor makes his way up ten flights of stairs and a ladder, and does not emerge of his own volition for forty-eight hours straight.
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(Sometimes, the consequence of victory is everyone in your social group needing 3-6 weeks of aftercare.)
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01 Jan 2026
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For a special Sinsmas group therapy/bonding activity after the harrowing events of Season 2, Charlie decides that it would be a nice and fun idea to set up a Secret Santa! Everyone is very normal about this, because the holidays always bring out the best in people. Charlie just knows it.
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01 Jan 2026
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31 Dec 2025