Socrates_the_MudWing
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Can Zuko Win Total Drama Island? by Socrates_the_MudWing
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon), Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
22 Jun 2026
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Inspired by various PepsiCat videos about how so-and-so teenage anime character would do on this fictional reality show, I decided to make a fic discussing one of my favorite fictional sixteen-year olds!
Rules: This is Angry Banished Prince Zuko from right before the start of Avatar: The Last Airbender. I guess he's trying to scrape up some extra funds for his Avatar Hunt. He replaces Ezekiel on the Killer Bass.
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- Part 2 of Can X Win Total Drama Island?
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Shifting Quiets and Long Mounds by Socrates_the_MudWing
Fandoms: Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
14 Jun 2026
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One thing always remains the same through countless timelines and transformations -- the Long Quiet and the Shifting Mound love each other, no matter what.
That affection can persist even in the Voices and Perspectives that make up their smallest pieces, as many stories have shown us; we've seen the Voice of the Smitten paired up with the Damsel. The Voice of the Cold with the Spectre. The Voice of the Cheated with the Razor. The Voice of the Paranoid with the Nightmare. We've even seen the Voice of the Hero shack up with the so-called "base Princess."
Booooring.
This collection is for stories featuring new and different Voice/Perspective couplings, particularly ones that have been unfairly glossed over.
Suggestions, requests, and all other kinds of (non-hateful) comments are welcome! I can't promise to fulfill every request, but you're all invited to make them anyway.
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Can Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third Win Total Drama Island? by Socrates_the_MudWing
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon), Hiccup Series - Cressida Cowell
21 May 2026
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Inspired by various PepsiCat videos about how so-and-so teenage anime character would do on this fictional reality show, I decided to make one discussing one of my favorite fictional sixteen-year olds!
Rules: Hiccup replaces Ezekiel on the Killer Bass. This is Book Hiccup, not Movie Hiccup, and this is specifically 16-year-old King of the Wilderwest Book Hiccup from after the end of Book 12. He has most of the King's Things with him, but no dragons.
Series
- Part 1 of Can X Win Total Drama Island?
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Total Drama: Island of Thieves and Killers by Socrates_the_MudWing
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon), Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race
07 Feb 2026
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After years of favors and tests and pleading, the Total Drama producers have finally agreed to give one of their newer, up-and-coming stars the chance to host a season -- a former contestant and actress named Isabella "Izzy" Foley.
Eager to enthrall viewers and prove herself to her corporate overlords, Izzy is bringing back eighteen of the meanest and most ruthless players from throughout Total Drama's history (as well as two from its sister show, The Ridonculous Race) for another million-dollar competition on a new island.
Get ready for scheming, backstabbing, and bloodshed, as the first-ever all-villain season of Total Drama unfolds!
Oh, and Owen's here too. (Anybody who aspires to replace Chris needs a replacement Chef, after all.)
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There are forces at work in the world of Zanus, seeking to ensure that there's always enough conflict for adventure stories to be told. If the amount of evil in the world dips too low, then new, terrible villains pop out of the woodwork to shake things up. However, no such defense exists to fix things if the amount of evil should rise too high, resulting in the world becoming uncivilized and inhospitable for years or even decades at a time.
Typhos the Terrible, a powerful demonic warlord from another world, is tasked with subjugating the villains of Zanus, in the hopes that by doing so he'll be able to keep the world's evil at a reasonable level.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 867
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Hits:
- 22
Recent series
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Can X Win Total Drama Island? by Socrates_the_MudWing
Fandom Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005), Hiccup Series - Cressida Cowell, Total Drama (Cartoon)
22 Jun 2026
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- 10,492
- Works:
- 2
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The One Where Gideon Works At the Mystery Shack by Socrates_the_MudWing
Fandom Gravity Falls
30 Dec 2024
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A collection of mostly-canon-compliant stories that happen during and after the events of Gravity Falls.
- Words:
- 25,252
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 13
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Fics Where Socrates Tries to Process Over a Decade of Depression and Suicidal Ideation by Socrates_the_MudWing
Fandom Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Greek and Roman Mythology, Original Work, The Iliad - Homer, The Owl House (Cartoon)
10 May 2024
- Words:
- 10,699
- Works:
- 5
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The Bear With One Thousand Names by Socrates_the_MudWing
Fandom Now We Are Six - A. A. Milne, When We Were Very Young - A. A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby (Video Game), Winnie-the-Pooh (Disney Movies), Winnie-the-Pooh - A. A. Milne
03 Jul 2023
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The Great Big Expanded Winnie-the-Pooh Fantasy Fanfiction Universe that I've dreamed of writing since I was young.
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- 1,555
- Works:
- 2
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Harry Potter Is Not an Everyman He's a Traumatized Weirdo and I Think That's Beautiful by Socrates_the_MudWing
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Mar 2023
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Harry Potter likes to think of himself as an ordinary kid who just happens to be prophesied to defeat Voldemort. A perfectly standard everyman hero for everyone to relate to. He wants us to think that too.
But he's not. He has a specific, unique, and well-defined personality all his own. His life is unlike anyone else's, and it's left him with a good deal of trauma, a lot of strange quirks, and a skillset that is perfectly tailored for fighting Voldemort but slightly less useful in civilian life.
The idea that Harry is a blank slate and we can all project whatever personality and powers we want onto him is this fandom's single greatest lie. This series is for fics in which I reject that lie in favor of emphasizing and exaggerating the characteristics that he actually does have.
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- 1,112
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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31 Nights of Hand Holding by Lualia_moon
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda (Video Game 1986), The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity (Video Game)
28 Oct 2023
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Hand Holding is Important. It is Beautiful.
These are all separate works and are mostly unrelated to each other. Please enjoy the hand holding and don't forget to hold the hand of your loved ones.
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- Part 1 of Hand Hold-tober
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,211
- Chapters:
- 29/29
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 6
- Kudos:
- 74
- Bookmarks:
- 9
- Hits:
- 1,322
Bookmarked by Socrates_the_MudWing
14 Jul 2026
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In this Total Drama shuffled fic, I've randomized the entire cast with people from generations 1-3! Additionally, I've added 2 Original Characters to add drama and suspense! Nobody is safe, and someone will be eliminated every episode! There's much drama to be had, so prepare yourself now on Shuffled Drama Island!!!
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- Part 1 of Shuffled Drama!
Bookmarked by Socrates_the_MudWing
01 Jul 2026
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The Green Knight by Noah_Of_Ark
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda (Video Game 1986), The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
10 Mar 2026
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Link doesn't know why his hands know how to kill. Zelda doesn't know why the history books feel like a funeral procession. In a Hyrule rotting from the inside out, the Princess and her Knight are fleeing a destiny that has already claimed them a thousand times. They are the only ones who don't remember the ending.
He is the only one who does.**
PLANNED: Three chapters, one for each triforce, may end up running over if the word count keeps going the way it is. TLDR; Power hungry warlord Ganon who is obsessed with the fight and the cycles and ZeLink who are struggling to measure up to the weight of the versions of themselves that have came before. Please let me know what you think!Bookmarked by Socrates_the_MudWing
26 Jun 2026
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Every Ship in Slay the Princess by Kittymobabas
Fandoms: Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
13 May 2026
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This is it. Every single ship (pair) possible in Slay the Princess.
Every chapter, a new randomly-selected ship from The Wheel. Every ship gets a short oneshot. Every rarepair, every beloved ship, even ships I don't think anyone's considered before because some of them are pretty outlandish. All here.
to spin The Wheel for yourself, paste https://wheelofnames.com/7xb-a9u into your browser.
Bookmarked by Socrates_the_MudWing
16 May 2026
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History Teaches Us by Drenagon
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 Apr 2014
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To reclaim their kingdom, the Company of Thorin Oakenshield will need all the help they can get.
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- Part 1 of Lessons Well Learnt
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 200,059
- Chapters:
- 35/35
- Collections:
- 12
- Comments:
- 2,639
- Kudos:
- 4,474
- Bookmarks:
- 1,393
- Hits:
- 168,831
Bookmarked by Socrates_the_MudWing
11 May 2026