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@trev_more
imagine getting dm'ed by spiderman
reply -- @spiderman
check your dm's
@spiderman retweeted --
@trev_more
I JUST GOT RICK ROLLED BY SPIDERMAN
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20 Jul 2026
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I think it’s time we blow this scene by suzukiblu for beckyh2112
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
18 Aug 2022
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“Anakin, could you please remember that the Chancellor is in the vehicle,” Obi-Wan requests with only very mild stress in his voice, gripping the side of said vehicle with white knuckles.
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- English
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- 1,379
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- 1/1
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- 104
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16 Jul 2026
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an undead robin and an undying robin walk into a tower by rocketman6602
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
18 Dec 2025
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Tim pissed off Satan and now has the ability to heal himself. So, when Red Hood shows up to Titans' Tower to kill him, Tim resorts to ragebaiting tactics and abusing the shit out of his powers.
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- English
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- 5,275
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- 1/1
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- 45
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- 1,107
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- 4,795
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16 Jul 2026
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Justice League Dating Simulator! (Contains in app purchases) by White_bread_with_a_wig
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
14 Apr 2026
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Tim Drake has an Idea(TM) and chooses revenge.
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16 Jul 2026
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Four years after the beetle probes reach Earth, the internet inadvertently gets ahold of the Hail Mary’s video logs.
Chaos reigns.
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- English
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- 3,459
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 263
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07 Jul 2026
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the great fandom schism (between an actual pro hero and a 10 year-old) by cryptidcrawly for AChairWithAPandaOnIt
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Jun 2024
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Izuku got into his dream school! Awesome! But now he is going to die of mortification because all anyone can talk about is the great fandom history event of RPF fanfic writers smallmight643 and nightmightorbs.
At least he'll never meet nightmightorbs in person! (False.)
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- English
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- 16,596
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- 15/?
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28 Jun 2026
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There’s not really a point in owning a car, especially with the cost of insurance. With the threat of student debt looming overhead like a cloud, Bernard can’t afford to buy a car without help, and there’s no way he’ll ever ask Tim.
So Bernard doesn’t really drive. He’s happy to let his weirdly specific driving skills get swept under the rug, because the thing he has with Tim still feels delicate and new, and he doesn’t want to ruin it by bringing up that his uncle was in a gang and hey, he just happened to teach Bernard how to drive. Bernard wants to avoid any kind of conversation around crime in Gotham, actually. Especially after what happened in high school.
It’s not like he’s ever going to need to drive a getaway car, anyway. As far as Bernard is concerned, it’ll never come up.
Bernard learned to drive from his henchman uncle. The last place he expects to use this skill is at a dinner with his boyfriend's family.
timbern week 2023 day #3 "Be Gay Do Crime" | Dowd Crime Family | Making Out In
The BatmobileDick's van- Language:
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10 Jun 2026
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See You Later by constantconfusion14
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
05 Apr 2026
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The deaf spot of all Eridians is silent, open air. A piece of the crumbling biodome’s ceiling finally snaps from its connection point and plummets. It falls towards the abandoned shore, unapologetic to anyone who may already be down there.
Rocky can’t realize something’s quickly approaching them until it’s far too late.
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Set hundreds of years after the end of the book, a case of wrong-place/wrong-time leads Rocky to a catch a glimpse of what and who might be waiting for them beyond.
(Rocky finally gets to see Grace again)
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20 May 2026
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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- Part 1 of The Astrobiology Immersion Program
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- English
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- 48,280
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- 7/7
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- 2,903
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18 May 2026
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book's haunted by orphan_account
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 Nov 2021
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Midoriya Izuku has a lightsaber. He also has blasters, healing potions, a bag of holding, a compass that can point him to anything he truly desires, a sword that will give him luck to rival Domino, a time turner, an excess of glitter, and a Swiss army knife. He has the ability to manifest items and object from the stories held within the pages of books.
That includes things like the One Ring.
Which he accidentally pulls out of a book, and cannot put back, because it won't let him.
Gods, the universe hates him, apparently.
DISCONTINUED
I DO NOT GIVE CONSENT TO SCRAPING OF MY FICS AND UPLOADING TO NON-AO3 PLATFORMS.
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- English
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- 93,716
- Chapters:
- 27/?
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- 1,211
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13 May 2026
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Targaryen Charisma by Emilie_L_C, Scorpius6689
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
24 Dec 2025
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Ned Stark has a big problem
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- English
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- 12,423
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- 11/11
- Comments:
- 217
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- 607
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- 176
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26 Apr 2026
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No Joy in Command by Gladiusx
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV), House of the Dragon (TV)
19 Aug 2025
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After Jon Snow witnesses the end of the world only to wake up at a different time, a time with flying, fire-breathing lizards roaming the skies, he decides he's too tired for this shit and decides to fish. Literally.
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- English
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- 185,670
- Chapters:
- 25/25
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- 31
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- 2,364
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- 9,855
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01 Apr 2026
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For hire: VERY experienced security consultant, no questions asked/answered by FascinatedFinch
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
19 Sep 2024
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Two bots in a trenchcoat write advertising copy.
Murderbot September, day 18:
Councillor Ephraim | Lineages of the Sun| advertisingSeries
- Part 10 of MBD September 2024
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- 314
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- 1/1
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- 27
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- 246
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16 Mar 2026
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Hibernating with Ghosts - Illustrations by saeculorum for Fayet
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
23 Aug 2021
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Getting stuck in Kaedwen in winter had never been on Jaskier's plan. It's cold, they don't appreciate his music and nobody likes their national beverage anyway. The only redeeming thing Kaedwen has is Kaer Morhen, so Jaskier does what any reasonable bard would do in this situation: he decides to charm his way into Kaer Morhen to hibernate with Geralt and the other witchers. If nothing it will be an experience no human has ever had, fuel for songs and poems for years to come, while finally teaching him a thing or two about witchers he's just dying to know.
Curiosity tended to kill the cat, but Jasker had always seen himself as more of a bird anyway.
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A fully illustrated version of Fayet's Hibernating with Ghosts.
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07 Mar 2026
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Getting stuck in Kaedwen in winter had never been on Jaskier's plan. It's cold, they don't appreciate his music and nobody likes their national beverage anyway. The only redeeming thing Kaedwen has is Kaer Morhen, so Jaskier does what any reasonable bard would do in this situation: he decides to charm his way into Kaer Morhen to hibernate with Geralt and the other witchers. If nothing it will be an experience no human has ever had, fuel for songs and poems for years to come, while finally teaching him a thing or two about witchers he's just dying to know.
Curiosity tended to kill the cat, but Jasker had always seen himself as more of a bird anyway.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 183,650
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 5
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- 2,049
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- 5,308
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07 Mar 2026
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James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, (pause for breath) and the Prisoner of Azkaban by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2022
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At the end of first year, Harry pocketed the Philosopher's Stone- in a secret pocket that everyone else missed.
Now, two years later, Harry is in his third year, his friends are having the time of their lives in Hogsmeade, there's an escaped mass murderer running around, and Harry is going stir-crazy. Fortunately, the twins have a solution! Although- they're going to need something in return, and it needs to be good.
Good thing Harry kept that Stone, huh?
And then things go completely bat-shit crazy.
(featuring the Marauders vs 1993, an exhausted Professor Lupin, a bewildered Harry Potter, and an opportunistic Hermione Granger)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,696
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 81
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- 1,351
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- 17,016
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- 4,783
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27 Feb 2026
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Honey Dew and other melons by Darkmagyk, lammermoorian
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
16 Jan 2026
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Percy and Annabeth earned their happy ending, and now they get to enjoy it. (Canon future fics by Darkmagyk and Lammermoorian)
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- 605
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25 Feb 2026
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Edo Tensei by Asteroid_Duck (JustThatOneGirl1815)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Naruto
23 Jan 2026
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“The HPSC is doing what?” Present Mic asked Nedzu incredulously.
Nedzu’s smile was tense. “The HPSC is concerned about the recent attack at the USJ and are choosing to intervene. A student of theirs will be transferring into Class 1-A in order to watch for a potential traitor in the school.”
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Or, Hatake Kakashi is reincarnated into bnha with a quirk that makes even All for One look like child’s play. And in his eyes, anyone in UA could be the traitor he’s looking for.- Language:
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- Words:
- 215,076
- Chapters:
- 51/51
- Collections:
- 79
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- 6,850
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- 20,578
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25 Jan 2026
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Bigger Fish to Fry by dwellingondreams
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
11 Dec 2025
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Jon Arryn, revered and respected Hand of the King, is dead. Though many assume his death to be of natural age, others have suspicions... including his widow, Lady Lysa, who is determined to make up for her strange grief-induced amnesia by being the best damn detective King's Landing has ever seen. With her flair for dramatics, regrettable habit of jumping to wild conclusions, and questionable disregard for law enforcement, what could go wrong? Anything and everything, as it turns out.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 123,232
- Chapters:
- 48/48
- Comments:
- 763
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- 1,486
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- 465
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- 41,130
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20 Jan 2026
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PTA meetings get infinitely more interesting when one of the parents is barely twenty and also the father of fourteen alien babies.
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20 Dec 2025