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There’s not really a point in owning a car, especially with the cost of insurance. With the threat of student debt looming overhead like a cloud, Bernard can’t afford to buy a car without help, and there’s no way he’ll ever ask Tim.
So Bernard doesn’t really drive. He’s happy to let his weirdly specific driving skills get swept under the rug, because the thing he has with Tim still feels delicate and new, and he doesn’t want to ruin it by bringing up that his uncle was in a gang and hey, he just happened to teach Bernard how to drive. Bernard wants to avoid any kind of conversation around crime in Gotham, actually. Especially after what happened in high school.
It’s not like he’s ever going to need to drive a getaway car, anyway. As far as Bernard is concerned, it’ll never come up.
Bernard learned to drive from his henchman uncle. The last place he expects to use this skill is at a dinner with his boyfriend's family.
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See You Later by constantconfusion14
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
05 Apr 2026
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The deaf spot of all Eridians is silent, open air. A piece of the crumbling biodome’s ceiling finally snaps from its connection point and plummets. It falls towards the abandoned shore, unapologetic to anyone who may already be down there.
Rocky can’t realize something’s quickly approaching them until it’s far too late.
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Set hundreds of years after the end of the book, a case of wrong-place/wrong-time leads Rocky to a catch a glimpse of what and who might be waiting for them beyond.
(Rocky finally gets to see Grace again)
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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18 May 2026
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book's haunted by orphan_account
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 Nov 2021
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Midoriya Izuku has a lightsaber. He also has blasters, healing potions, a bag of holding, a compass that can point him to anything he truly desires, a sword that will give him luck to rival Domino, a time turner, an excess of glitter, and a Swiss army knife. He has the ability to manifest items and object from the stories held within the pages of books.
That includes things like the One Ring.
Which he accidentally pulls out of a book, and cannot put back, because it won't let him.
Gods, the universe hates him, apparently.
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I DO NOT GIVE CONSENT TO SCRAPING OF MY FICS AND UPLOADING TO NON-AO3 PLATFORMS.
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13 May 2026
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Targaryen Charisma by Emilie_L_C, Scorpius6689
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
24 Dec 2025
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Ned Stark has a big problem
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