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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    Stede Bonnet boards a flight to Honolulu for one last family holiday before he and Mary quietly end their marriage. Instead, a hijacking leaves both pilots dead, armed men outside the locked cockpit door, and Stede alone at the controls of a Boeing 737 he has no idea how to fly.

    Hundreds of miles away, air traffic controller Ed Teach becomes the only voice Stede can trust. With more than a hundred lives depending on them, Ed must talk him through turning, descending and landing it—one switch, one breath and one increasingly intimate radio conversation at a time.

    Somewhere between the Pacific and the runway, terror becomes trust, trust becomes intimacy, and the man guiding Stede home begins to sound like someone he cannot bear to lose.

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    07 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    Somewhere just before the end of S1, Stede is back at the Bonnet household. He’s recently realised that he is very much in love with his co-captain and is ready to plan his return to the sea, only to be interrupted by the English Navy. Accused of murdering Chauncey Badminton, Stede is once more arrested and taken to the garrison to await his fate.

    Ed is back on The Revenge, speeding towards his Kraken-Era, when Olivia brings news of Stede’s arrest. Ed and the crew are against the clock if they want to rescue their captain.

    Will they make it in time?

    Will Stede’s plot armour hold?

    Will they kiss?

    Read on to find out...

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    06 Aug 2026

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    “I own Queen Anne’s Tattoo and Piercing,” Ed says. “It’s nice to meet another queer shop owner.”

    “Oh! Oh, actually, I’m not a member of the LGBT community myself. Just a—” Stede’s eyes drift to Ed’s mouth, noticing, for the first time, a silver stud on his tongue. Stede swallows, hard. “Passionate ally. Um. Would you like a pronoun pin?”

     or: the one where stede considers himself the token straight in his all-queer friend group…until he meets ed, a handsome tattoo artist, at a pride event. fake-dating shenanigans ensue. this one goes out to everyone (me) who was a suspiciously enthusiastic #ally before realizing that……..oh.

    [more info in beginning notes; explicit chapters posted]

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    05 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 73

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    Or: The Observed Effects of Risk and Romance on the Dread Pyrate and a Gentleman Scholar by S.M. Bonnet


    Armed with a library’s worth of blank journals and more marmalade than experience, Stede happily sets sail for a year’s worth of blue sky research—but all Stede’s meticulous planning for his expedition to a small, unnamed isle in the middle of the ocean failed to account for the presence of one of the Caribbean’s fiercest natural predators.

    Pirates.

    Blackbeard is equally shocked to find an interloper on an island after Queen Anne’s Revenge anchors to take care of a torn sail. It’s not unheard of to stumble upon some poor marooned bastard after rowing ashore, but they’re usually half mad with hunger and meaner than a snake—not impeccably groomed gentlemen that shout at him for disrupting butterflies.

    Priceless discoveries abound.
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    A fic for the 2023 OFMD Big Bang

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    28 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    In Wessex, Sir Aziraphale finds himself in a difficult spot. A few of the Knights of the Round Table have noticed he doesn't embrace violence and want him gone. Reluctantly he invokes the arrangement and requests Crowley's help.

    What better way to earn the respect of the other knights, than slaying a dragon? Together they scheme and plot to set Aziraphale up as a hero, but plans go awry in erotic and ineffable ways. A legend is created and Aziraphale scales the height of pleasure with a wily serpent.

    Art - fic collaboration on the last chapter of this legendary Dragon Crowley fic!

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    12 Jul 2026