1 - 20 of 187 Bookmarks by Orphan_Milk
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
“You're…pathetic.”
Bill's skin crawled. The room lit red. Without a second thought, he gathered up what was left behind his eye and spit. A thick static loogie hit Ford’s cheek, sizzling like a pinch of flower in an oil vat.
He could almost feel the bonfire warmth of real fury roar back to life where Ford stood. He basked for a heartbeat before Ford twisted the knife in the wall, catching strands of pride and relief like spun pasta around his blade. He leaned in, breathing fire through his teeth.
“I have pinned dead moths more challenging than you. You are a fucking insect to me. Act like it.”
Bill let himself whimper. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes . Bill didn't play stupid games, and he only won prizes he wanted. That meant he wanted this. He'd earned it.
OR: "I went to The Theraprism and all I got was this stupid sexual complex"
-
Tags
Summary
Bill needs something from Ford, but it's not the equation.
-
Tags
Summary
In for a penny, in for a pound, planting his grief straight into the ground,
A coin has two sides, and likewise this tale, of heartbroken freaks whose vices prevail. -
The higher the top the longer the drop by Sprunkly
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
27 May 2026
Tags
Summary
Adrian is, to put it bluntly, very upfront. And even a little bit rude sometimes. But they are never mean. When Rocky and I started teaching them English, them and I started joking back and forth a bit. Their humour is dry (like a lot of Eridians, I have found) but they always know how to make me laugh. They’re caring and smart and—I’m getting off track.
To put it shortly, I am…attracted to Adrian. This realisation came shortly after I realised a looming crush on Rocky. How embarrassing. Nothing about us is compatible. I would die outside of my ‘enclosure’ (for lack of a better word) and they would die a slow and painful death inside of mine. Without a protective suit on, I mean.
And yet…
—
Or
Grace realises he is very much crushing on not just Rocky, but Adrian as well. He also really wants them to lay eggs in him and possibly has wet dreams about that. Often. Maybe.
-
Erid's Finest by wild_dreamer
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
17 Jul 2026
Tags
Summary
Ryland Grace and Adrian both have one thing in common: a love for Rocky. And both of them are desperate to return everything to the status quo.
In a fit of recklessness upon Rocky’s suggestion to become a throuple, Adrian decides to court the alien in the hopes that their mate will come to his senses and realize what a bad idea it is.
Meanwhile, Grace is trying to ignore the questionable feelings he has for his best friend and support Adrian in their mission.
-
Catching Grace by Mystic_Girl
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 May 2026
Tags
Summary
When Grace agreed to participate in the ancient Eridian mating ritual, he expected something exciting, a little bit scary and hot. He didn't expect just how deeply the predator-and-prey ritual will awaken something inside him. Hunted through the biodome by his two alien mates, Grace discovered a few more things about himself.
Aka: Adrian and Rocky consensually hunt Grace through his biodome and then fuck him. :)
-
The Study of Cross-Species Astro Neurobiology (The Official Ryland Grace Guide to Alien Flirting) by powerxtrip
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
Grace and Rocky survived the trip to Erid. Now, all Grace has to do is live on a planet meant to kill him, charm his best friend's mate, and figure out why all these Eridians keep giving him rocks. Easy right? As long as he doesn't die of scurvy, first.
-
If Grace Need Rocky Stay by AutumnThePansexual
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
20 Jul 2026
Tags
Summary
All of Erid waited to greet their saviors. The brave twenty-three Eridians that left to save their planet. Only one emerged. And… something else.
Erid has seen little of Grace and Rocky. The alien is sick. Rocky is the only one who knows how to take care of it. They have clung to each other desperately tight. And Grace is worried. Rocky has not seen Adrian more than a handful of times since they arrived six months ago. Rocky has essentially no social life. They have not left each other’s sides for nearly five years. This is, obviously, a problem.
Grace isn’t as sick. He doesn’t need Rocky to take care of him anymore. And Grace will do what he has to so that Rocky can resume living a normal life with Adrian. So what if Grace absolutely can’t be alone? So what if the thoughts are getting overwhelming? So what if Adrian kind of hates him? This is for Rocky’s sake. He’ll be okay.
But Grace has severely underestimated how much he needs Rocky. How much Rocky needs him.
—————————————————————————
Or: Grace and Rocky are severely codependent. Adrian gets tangled up in their mess, too.Series
- Part 1 of IGNRS Universe
- Part 2 of Autumn’s PHM Fics
-
I'll watch by freakedupwhiteboy
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
07 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
Adrian comes to Grace to find a mate, feeling neglected by Rocky. Grace agrees.
-
Our Saving Grace by Ventarix
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Jul 2026
Tags
Summary
By our stars and saving grace,
save us from this deep dark place.When you've been in darkness for too long, you tend to grab onto the first light you see. Sometimes that light happens to be two aliens from a society 11.9 light-years away from your own, and they happen to be exactly what you were looking for all along.
-
Tags
Summary
The Pines twins, both pairs, arrive back in Gravity Falls, the Stan twins after a year of sailing the world and searching for treasure, the younger twins after a (rather boring) year at school in Piedmont.
It has been 3 years since Weirdmageddon, the Pines twins 15, and staying with their grunkles for the year whilst their parents divorce gets finalized. What awaits for them over the next year is a mystery to the mystery twins.
Bill, on the other hand, has spend almost three millennia in the Theraprism, to no one's shock, it didn't work. Heavily drugged, he was shipped off to Gravity Falls in hopes they can take care of him.
Bookmarked by Orphan_Milk
12 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Collections:
Bookmarker's Notes
They drugged his ass and shipped him off wtf 😭
-
Between two Rocks and a hard place (PHM) by alienbisch
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
03 Jul 2026
Summary
A series about Adrian, Grace and Rocky becoming the loveliest mate cluster in the whole universe
- Words:
- 13,743
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 50
-
'Human and Eridian Anatomical Differences Regarding Mating and Relationships.' by Callalils_340
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 Jul 2026
Tags
Summary
Years after landing on Erid, Grace sits on his own private beach to write his paper on: 'Human and Eridian Anatomical Differences Regarding Mating and Relationships.' While doing so, it brings back memories of the development of his relationship with Rocky and Adrian.
Or, Grace reflects on how he learned about the Eridian ovipositor and all the interesting ways it could be used.
-
Sound of Mind by SaturnIsSick
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jul 2026
Tags
Summary
When Rocky returns to planet Erid after 60 odd years, Adrian expects a beautiful reunion with their long lost partner and a happily ever after under a brightening star. Instead, they get an extremely codependent and traumatized mate, and a malnourished, creepy, leaky space blob, who are attached at the hip. Could Adrian learn to love this alien creature, or will it tear their marriage apart?
-
Finger, but hole by Afanwithglasses
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jul 2026
Tags
Summary
On one hand, Rocky discovers human porn. On the other, said porn makes Grace remember that he isn't actually as inexperienced with sex as he thought. Now obviously that means Grace has to do something to show Rocky that porn isn't an accurate portrayal of human mating. It's just, well, hard to do that while also realizing he has feelings that aren't entirely platonic.
Or: They're both xenophiles and idiots.
-
Tags
Summary
Six relative strangers wait at the bus stop in comfortable silence. Their lives have barely crossed paths before, but when everyone starts getting texts at the same time about "The Amazing Digital Circus," they will find that they are all intertwined in something no one could have predicted.
What happened after the bus pulled away at the end of "Remember"?
**This is a work in progress that updates Mondays and Thursdays**
-
Tags
Summary
With a healthy amount of restraint, Bill settled a little cartoon paw just above the knee. It radiated heat, but not the way a warm-blooded animal would. It was hot like a sun-baked stone–energy channeled from elsewhere, but all the more intense for it.
Bill replied as if reading his mind. “You know they juiced me up for you, right?” He moved his thumb on Ford’s knee. “I can give it to you however you want it. You just gotta let me.”
Let me in. The third word was left unsaid, but Ford read ahead by his all too familiar tone. Torture disguised as play. A threat delivered like a pickup line. “I heard.”OR: Ford has been visiting Bill at the Theraprism for a few years now, and its been going suprisingly well. Bill would argue he deserves a treat. Ford would argue he deserves nothing. Both parties get what they want, and everyone is happy.
-
Tags
Summary
Bill is in heat, and has Ford under his spell. He's going to eat ford, and this time, Stan can't save him. Bill and Ford experience Bill's entire breeding season, unadulterated.
Series
- Part 3 of Fear Of
Bookmarked by Orphan_Milk
07 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Collections:
Bookmarker's Notes
This is the first time i have ever seen a "cock vore" tag, billford takes me to the strangest places
-
Tags
Summary
Having Bill back in Ford's life certitanly has its challenges, so when Bill starts acting odd, it only makes sense for him to investigate.
Needless to say, things do not go according to plan.
(Margarittabille universe)
Series
- Part 2 of Wastin' Away in Margaritaville
-
Tags
Summary
Upon coming across Bill and Ford getting up to... unsafe things, Stan realizes there's only one person who can make sure his brother is doing... things safely.
He regrets all of his life choices leading up to this point.
Bookmarked by Orphan_Milk
06 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Collections:
Bookmarker's Notes
Jesus Christ poor stan 😭