NumberOneRatedSalesman1997
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Kiss from a flower - PLACEHOLDER by NumberOneRatedSalesman1997
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
28 Jun 2026
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THIS IS A PLACEHOLDER, THIS IS AN EMPTY FIC, DO NOT READ YET
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Greet the world with open legs by NumberOneRatedSalesman1997
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
13 Jun 2026
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What if, instead of a tender, sweet reunion, Penelope was naked and horny when Odysseus went into her room?
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My Dress Up Idol by NumberOneRatedSalesman1997
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025), その着せ替え人形は恋をする | Sono Bisque Doll wa Koi wo Suru | My Dress-Up Darling (Manga), その着せ替え人形は恋をする | Sono Bisque Doll wa Koi wo Suru | My Dress-Up Darling (Anime)
23 Feb 2026
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Gojou made a simple cosplay of an idol for his girlfriend. He thought nothing of it. Until the video blew up, and now he’s famous.
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Biscuits and Hugs by NumberOneRatedSalesman1997
Fandoms: その着せ替え人形は恋をする | Sono Bisque Doll wa Koi wo Suru | My Dress-Up Darling (Anime), その着せ替え人形は恋をする | Sono Bisque Doll wa Koi wo Suru | My Dress-Up Darling (Manga)
21 Dec 2025
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Marin Kitagawa, the breadwinner of her family, comes home to find something adorable. Her daughter and her husband were baking something…..
Some good old fluff of my favourite ship.
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Spicy start to this! I will do my best to post everyday!
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- Part 1 of Incorrect Kris x Noelle Quotes
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- English
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- 94
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- 1/?
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Incorrect Kris x Noelle Quotes by NumberOneRatedSalesman1997
Fandom Deltarune (Video Game)
20 Sep 2025
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Young Love by NumberOneRatedSalesman1997
Fandom Deltarune (Video Game), その着せ替え人形は恋をする | Sono Bisque Doll wa Koi wo Suru | My Dress-Up Darling (Anime)
13 Sep 2025
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Delta Gear Rising by NumberOneRatedSalesman1997
Fandom Deltarune (Video Game), Metal Gear (Video Games), Metal Gear Rising - Fandom, Undertale (Video Game)
17 Nov 2024
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Kris and Dess share a messy, complicated moment together in the middle of the night, alone in her bedroom.
Actions have consequences.
Bookmarked by NumberOneRatedSalesman1997
02 Jul 2026
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Christmas Tree Farm by JjdoggieS
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
29 Dec 2025
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✨ Ficmas 2024/2025 ✨
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- 25
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Bookmarked by NumberOneRatedSalesman1997
23 Jun 2026
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[Reaction fic]
It had been around a month since Odysseus' return to Ithaca. Things were almost perfect.
Almost.
Odysseus still refused to say much about his journey. This was not a problem. Penelope and Telemachus were more than willing to wait until he was ready to talk.
However, one morning, during what was supposed to be an ordinary breakfast, the little family, along with Athena and Ctimene were transported into a strange room. Here, they were told that they were going to witness events of the past : Odysseus' journey.
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- 96,370
- Chapters:
- 42/42
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- 436
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- 1,884
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- 457
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Bookmarked by NumberOneRatedSalesman1997
10 Jun 2026
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jinu’s footstool @fangirl234
okay am i going insane? has anyone else noticed rumi’s collar???? huntr/x in their freak era??????blood is at the huntr/x concert @bl00dygh0st
replying to @fangirl234
Are people just not allowed to wear neck jewelry anymore?GAYTR/X IN YOUR AREA @huntrxsoh0t
replying to @fangirl234, @bl00dygh0st
> “neck jewelry”
> looks inside
> leather d-ring dog collar
[cat.jpg]RUJINU CONFIRMED (see pinned) @gilliegirl_
replying to @huntrxsoh0t
ogm do you think its from jinu??!!!Rumi is my WIFE @RUMIPLSSTEPONMEPLS
replying to @gilliegirl_
kpop stans be normal for 3 seconds challenge: impossibleView 739 more replies
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Zoey “jokingly” suggests that their next concert and promotional outfits should feature matching collars. Rumi likes this idea a little bit more than she probably should
- Language:
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- Words:
- 51,368
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- 4/5
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- 245
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- 1,488
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Bookmarked by NumberOneRatedSalesman1997
28 May 2026
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Surprise Baby by iannageorge for hayaku14, Pidgeapodge
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
01 Sep 2021
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Part 1: When Percy and Leo Iris message Annabeth, Leo makes a very wrong assumption about the dark-haired baby in Annabeth’s arms. Awkwardness ensues.
Part 2: Leo has a bet with Annabeth and Percy on whether the rest of the gang will think that Estelle is their kid.
Series
- Part 1 of PJO Collection
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,066
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 9
- Comments:
- 172
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- 2,941
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- 564
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Bookmarked by NumberOneRatedSalesman1997
18 May 2026