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“You would have loved me,” Baz said, a soft, tired smile on his lips, “the same way I love you. The way any man should love their spouse.”
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- Part 4 of sb countdown 2017
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20 Sep 2021
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Being in love with your mortal enemy is only acceptable when you're under a spell. by andonewillbringhisfall
Fandoms: Carry On - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
02 Feb 2018
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Penny creates a love spell, but needs someone to test it out on. Simon identifies the perfect target.
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19 Sep 2021
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come out, come out (wherever you are) by watfordbird33
Fandoms: Carry On - Rainbow Rowell
07 Mar 2018
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Penelope Bunce can't write endings. Agatha Wellbelove would like to be heard. Baz Grimm-Pitch might be a vampire--or maybe just a Crossfit freak. And Simon Snow is in way over his head.
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18 Sep 2021
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Baz and Simon never made a truce. Simon and Penny still took down the Mage and the Humdrum, Simon lost his magic in the process (but never grew wings and a tail). After the death of the Mage tensions with the Families evaporated, Baz and Simon never had to fight.
Two years later Baz runs into a very sick Simon Snow on the streets of London.
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16 Sep 2021
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T.B. Pitch is the uptight, neurotic author of the bestseller, Gravel Road. As of recent, though, he's been plateauing--no new content. Not even a poem.
In a desperate reach for inspiration, he travels out to public shops to try to grab onto something to write. It mostly comes to dead ends, until he stumbles upon a new bookshop that sports a friendly, somewhat familiar owner, a comforting lounge area, and a distinctly handsome employee who performs for Saturday Story Time. Whoever this is seems more like a book character than an actual person.
There, it hits him. Or, rather, smiles at him.
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Alternate Universe where Baz writes Carry On based off his interactions with Simon.
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13 Sep 2021
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Beautiful Stranger by angelsfalling16 for magicspills
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
17 May 2019
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Simon's car breaks down during a storm, and he gets stranded in the middle of nowhere. Deciding to seek shelter, he comes across a large, seemingly abandoned house. It isn't abandoned, though, and he is almost certain that the boy inside is a vampire, planning to kill him.
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13 Sep 2021
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“Maybe you’re getting sick,” I say.
“I don’t get sick,” Baz says.
“Because you’re a vampire?”
“No.”8th year AU inspired by the Hanahaki Disease trope.
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13 Sep 2021
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Don't Hate The Player, Hate The Game by annabellelux
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
31 Jul 2019
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A game of Truth or Dare gets out of hand when Penny casts "Don't Hate The Player, Hate The Game" on the group, forcing them to tell the truth and carry out dares.
Baz isn't quite sure how he's getting out of this one without spilling any of his many secrets, and Simon doesn't even know his secret.
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13 Sep 2021
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Back to Haunt Me by bazypitchandsimonsnow (ChessPargeter)
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
17 Aug 2019
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Simon Snow hasn't heard from his former roommate in years. So when he gets a call from him, he's equal parts confused and intrigued.
Based on "I called you at 2am because I need you" request from @god-themself
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- Part 5 of Cliche/Trope Requests
- Part 1 of Teacher!Simon and Doctor!Baz AU
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12 Sep 2021
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“Don’t be apathetic about this. Do you just like me because of the inherent sexual tension between Tony and Riff?”
Watford Drama Society's production of West Side Story features some serious homoerotic undertones.
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12 Sep 2021
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It figures that the only time I'm in a bookshop, I run into Baz Pitch for the first time in four years.
He's standing in the aisle adjacent to mine, looking like he's about to attend someone's fucking funeral. Or rob the place.
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Simon and Baz never got together on Christmas eve, but fate has a way of bringing them together—and making them roomates again.
Its just constant gay panic, repressed feelings, and mutual pining. That's it, that's the fic.
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12 Sep 2021
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So This Is Christmas by KrisRix
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
26 Dec 2019
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Simon Snow hasn't got a clue as to why he doesn't want to fight his vampire nemesis to the death. All he's got is a stupid plan to pretend that he and Baz are dating so that The Mage won't make them fight.
Baz Pitch has got an envelope bursting with money and a burning desire to enjoy whatever time he can with the boy he loves. What he hasn't got is any clue what goes through Simon's head.
The two form a truce and run away together for Christmas, eager to bask in the things the holiday ought to bring...while the threat of war breathes down their necks.Snow's blubbering stops short as he takes in the beauty of the hotel’s interior. The lighting is dim and warm, making the off-white walls gleam. The furnishings are wooden and well cared for, the polish immaculate. I can see several fireplaces at work with a cursory glance. Perhaps most lovely of all is the scent of fresh pine wafting from the various wreaths and garlands artfully hung about. There are little baubles and lights in them. I eagerly await evening, when the hotel surely becomes even cosier and dimmer—I’m certain the Christmas lights will look divine when twinkling in Snow’s eyes.
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10 Sep 2021
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09 Sep 2021
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"I'm egging your house for a dare, but you're parent is a cop and now they're yelling at me, so I told them you were my ex and you wronged me, and now you're coming outside, so please just go along with this, I really don't want to go to jail" AU
When Simon Snow agreed to egg some posho's house, he never thought he'd find himself here - The only thing standing between himself and a criminal charge, the word of a handsome stranger.Bookmarked by Mathmagician
09 Sep 2021
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Afterhours by annabellelux
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
31 May 2020
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Simon Snow and Baz Pitch are notoriously the worst uni roommates that have ever roomed together. Luckily, they've nearly survived the year, if only they can get through one last night… which would be easy enough, if they didn't happen to be hanging out at the same club.
Maybe a liberal amount of alcohol, an eventful Uber trip, and some light breaking and entering will be enough to fix their strained relationship (or, at the very least, give Baz the chance to see Simon shirtless).
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09 Sep 2021
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Simon hates that he’s at a disadvantage, height-wise. That Baz can look down on him. He’s been doing that since the first day he started working here, and that’s how they ended up like this. Dedicating at least half of their working day to driving each other mental.
[He stole Simon's stapler. He stole his computer. But Baz Pitch will never steal his dignity.]
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09 Sep 2021
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Baz Pitch has nothing written on his wrist. Which is fine. Except, it's really not.
Or, the one where Simon sends a lot of stupid emails.
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08 Sep 2021
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The mission, as it stands, is fairly simple. Attend a party. Locate an ancient magickal ring before some foolish Normal buys it at auction and attempts to whisk it off to Antiques Roadshow. Bring it back to the Coven. And convince the world that Baz — sorry, Chaz — and the man he’s lusted over for the last three years, four months and six days are a thriving, gay power couple. Because, of course, what would a hunt for a dangerous magickal artefact be without that?
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08 Sep 2021
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[Meta] DIY Britpick for 'Carry On' writers by aralias
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
08 Aug 2020
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A list of some of the most common British/American words and concepts that come up in 'Carry On' fic. Particular focus on school, university, food, clothes, etc.
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08 Sep 2021
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Simon Snow does not read. Nevertheless, he wishes to impress Agatha Wellbelove, the girl who works at the bookshop down the street.
Enter new employment, Baz Pitch, and a story he was never expecting.
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08 Sep 2021