Gifts for Caitybug
List of Gifts
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Swiffer Me Off My Feet (THE WETJET REMIX) by twokisses for Caitybug
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Swiffer Wet Jet "Delivery (Baby Come Back)" Commercial
20 Jul 2021
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Baz Pitch is a mop. But not just any mop. He's the best one on the market—a Swiffer Wetjet.
When he shows up to his new owner's household, he expects everything to go perfectly. But the frustratingly handsome mop that's already there might just cause him some problems...
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Every Part of You by prettylightsbigcity for Caitybug
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
06 Jul 2021
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Simon Snow is a fucking tornado, and when he gets like this, all I can do is stay out of his way. Well, maybe he’s not a tornado; that’s too directional. His chaos spreads everywhere at once, with no clear discernable path… like a hurricane. Snow is a fucking hurricane.
Simon has a rough day at work. Luckily, Baz is there to cheer him up...
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The Assumed Shadow by Stardustasincocaine for Caitybug
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
26 May 2021
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Get Lucky [PODFICS] by orphan_account for KrisRix, Caitybug, annabellelux, WarriorBeeoftheSea, banjjakbanjjak, peachpit_gabe, Gammarus, theflyingpeach, sconelover, OtherWorldsIveLivedIn, BazzyBelle, starwarned, shushu_yaoi_lj, gettingby, waterwings, Fight_Surrender, aralias, Adamarks, firb (f_ing_ruthless_baz), tbazzsnow (Artescapri), pipsqueakparker, carryon-agatha (Knitbelove)
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
20 May 2021
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A collection of snowbaz podfics from various creators.
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You've Goat To Be Kidding by FoolofaBookWyrm for Caitybug
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
04 Apr 2021
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When Baz compares Simon to a goat, he doesn’t expect Simon’s magic to twist his words into something quite so literal.
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- Part 15 of Exchanges & Gifts
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A year has passed since Simon Snow first stumbled upon a moving castle, and the adventure awaiting within. Since then he's learnt many things — least of all that if you run from your own story, it's only going to track you down all the more determinedly. (Stories are tricky like that.) Today he's standing at a cliff's edge, far to the north in a land he doesn't know, watching the waves and letting salt kiss his skin. There's a reason he's out here leaning into the sky, with the wind at his back and a wizard waiting for him to come down — Simon's got an important job to do. He's here to bring about an ending for another who deserves one. (And yes, he needs to stretch his wings.)
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- Part 2 of Merry-go-round of Life
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love's not a competition (but we're winning) by pipsqueakparker for Caitybug
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
11 Jan 2021
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“Come on, think of it as a competition,” I squeeze his hand. His palm is warm, broad, and so close to where I need him to touch me. “You love competitions.”
“I like to win,” Baz murmurs. I pull his hand closer to the button of my trousers.
“Then let’s win.”
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Two Polecats, a Fomorian, and a Banshee Walk Into a Diner by FoolofaBookWyrm for Caitybug
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
11 Jan 2021
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“Are you going to tell us why you dragged us on another forsaken roadtrip across this accursed wasteland?” Baz asks Shepard. “And why you insisted we stop at this specific atrocity of a waffle house in the middle of the night?”
Shep pulls a folded piece of paper from his pocket, flattening it out before he slaps it on the table.
“THIS is why,” he proclaims, pushing it towards Baz.
Have you been unfairly stereotyped as a “Dark” creature?
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- Part 12 of Exchanges & Gifts
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I think it’s more than being a little into cryptozoology.
I mean, Mothman’s got me on my knees, pushed against a tree with my pants down to my ankles, so really— cryptozoology is about to be into me.aka: The Exclusive Monsterfucking Diaries of Shepard from Omaha (2015-2017, illustrated)
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- Part 1 of SHEPSCAPADES
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Just Want You to Know Who I Am by AliceLiddle for Caitybug
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
11 Jan 2021
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Baz is fine. He's fine. Everything is fine. (It just isn't.)
~A fic about being loved in all the little ways~
Inspired by some lovely friends from this fandom who are so good at making everyone feel welcomed and loved, and also by the song "Iris", because Caity got it stuck in my head.
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Baby Come Back by seducing_a_vampire for Caitybug
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, swiffer wet jet, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
29 Dec 2020
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What if a Swiffer advert (namely, this one) made Simon realize he was in love with Baz?
That's it, that's the whole fic.
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Cold Pizza is Cizza by FoolofaBookWyrm for banjjakbanjjak, Caitybug
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
05 Oct 2020
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Shepard and Simon eat cold pizza. Baz cannot deal.
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- Part 2 of Exchanges & Gifts
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The mission, as it stands, is fairly simple. Attend a party. Locate an ancient magickal ring before some foolish Normal buys it at auction and attempts to whisk it off to Antiques Roadshow. Bring it back to the Coven. And convince the world that Baz — sorry, Chaz — and the man he’s lusted over for the last three years, four months and six days are a thriving, gay power couple. Because, of course, what would a hunt for a dangerous magickal artefact be without that?
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Simon and Baz soak in the tub. Baz wants to shave, but feels too lazy. Simon doesn't mind helping.
written for a tumblr prompt
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A Literal Chastity Belt by Adamarks for Caitybug
Fandoms: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
09 Jun 2020
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Catra can’t take off belts, apparently.