LittleMissOverlord



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    Adam, saarbrückener Sternekoch mit Wutproblem und Untergebenen, die ohne sein Wissen Koks aus Frankreich schmuggeln, trifft auf Leo, Hauptkommissar bei der Drogenfahndung, bewaffnet mit sabberndem Spürhund, Durchsuchungsbeschluss und dem schönsten Schwanz der Welt. Was soll da schon schief gehen?

    Words:
    12,540
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    2
  2. Summary

    This is Clint's building; Bucky's apartment is just down the hall, but most of time, it feels like they all live here.

    Words:
    2,607
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    3
  3. Words:
    28,491
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    2

Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    EXECUTIVE SUMMARY
    On the night of 14–15 December 1984, four senior officers of the Soviet ballistic missile submarine K-219, designation Krasnyy Oktyabr', arrived on United States soil. Their defection is assessed as voluntary, premeditated, and of EXCEPTIONAL intelligence value. This event is to be treated as a TIER ONE defection. Unauthorized disclosure will be prosecuted under Executive Order 12333.

    SECTION I — DEFECTING PERSONNEL
    1. Captain First Rank ILYA ROZANOV, 30 years old. Commanding Officer, K-219. Ten years service, Soviet Northern Fleet. Graduate, Frunze Naval Academy, 1972. Rozanov is assessed as the primary architect of the defection. Motivation assessed as ideological disillusionment regarding the Soviet criminalization of homosexuality, compounded by a romantic relationship with [REDACTED].

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,663
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    2,090
    Kudos:
    1,697
    Bookmarks:
    607
    Hits:
    33,139

    29 Jul 2026

  2. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Shane Hollander’s having a big gay wedding.”
    Ilya’s ball rocketed sideways into the woods with a crack like a rifle shot; somewhere in the trees, a goose honked in outrage.
    “Jesus Christ,” Tyler said.
    “Wow,” Marly said. “That was…what the fuck was that, Roz?”
    Ilya was gripping the club so hard his knuckles had gone white. “Bad swing.”
    “That wasn’t a bad swing, that was like a physics-defying swing. I didn’t know you could make a ball go in that direction. You okay?”
    “Fine.” Hollander was getting married. Getting gay married. Who the fuck was Hollander marrying? He wasn’t even… Ilya cleared his throat, shoved his biggest club back in the bag, noted distantly that his hands were shaking. “Hollander is gay?”

    OR: Ten years after the Tampa Bay All-Star Game, Ilya Rozanov crashes Shane Hollander's wedding

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,410
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    2,707
    Kudos:
    12,273
    Bookmarks:
    4,357
    Hits:
    185,970

    29 Jul 2026

  3. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    There really was no way he would have been able to break up with Shane tonight. He is a weak, weak man. He is a weak man who needs to get the fuck out of here before he goes back on Twitter and causes problems, or before he does something else insane like sniffing through Shane’s underwear drawer or running a reverent hand across his yoga mat. All around him is Shane Shane Shane and Shane is not here. Shane is at Montreal General Hospital in unknown condition, possibly alone.

    Ilya is putting his shoes on before he fully realizes that he’s decided to go to the hospital.

     

    Shane Hollander is carted off the ice after getting hit by Cliff Marlow. An exhausted and still-grieving Ilya Rozanov spirals, makes some stupid choices, and accidentally finds himself hanging out with his situationship’s parents.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,054
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    532
    Kudos:
    3,117
    Bookmarks:
    875
    Hits:
    29,846

    21 Jul 2026

  4. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    What's the worst that could happen? What would happen if the worst happened? What's the most likely thing to happen? "I could eat something I'm allergic to and go into anaphylactic shock and die."

    Leon will do one of those things Shane appreciates about him so much: ask a direct question. "Do you think that's a rational or an irrational fear?"

    Heart racing in his chest, Shane will dig his fingernails into the meat of his thighs and say, "Well, I didn't die, obviously, but the other part. That did happen."

    Shane Hollander has severe food allergies. Fortunately, his teammates don't know that. Unfortunately, his teammates don't know that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,660
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    922
    Bookmarks:
    163
    Hits:
    4,929

    19 Jul 2026

  5. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane is an employee at StatCan when he says, "Ew. I don't think I could have slept with a Raider."

    Ilya is banned from a Best Buy for life when he asks, "Want to get dinner?"

    Shane is a sandwich artist when he says, "Fuck you guys. I choose Ilya."

    Ilya is thirteen years old and stuck in a tree when he says, "Shane. It's okay. We'll find a way down."

    A series of vignettes of different alternate universes where not-MLH players Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander keep meeting and falling in love.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,324
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    669
    Bookmarks:
    156
    Hits:
    6,781

    19 Jul 2026