Joonah16
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- Nope (2022) (1)
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If someone had told Kyle ten years ago that Eric Cartman would be having his children, he would have laughed in their face and then kicked their ass. Funny how things changed.
Or, Eric's suppressants fail, Kyle goes feral, and they both take the next big step in their marriage.
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Every doctor he'd ever seen had shot down the idea of using suppressants, not that he'd be able to afford them anyway.
"Your scent will gradually become less potent once you're mated," they said.
Or, Angel's pheromones are strong— even for an omega. The Haywood siblings are the first not to make a big deal about it. That is, until Angel starts falling hard for a certain cowboy.
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“I would marry you,” Tubbo stated, his voice clear and steady over the casino’s din.
Quackity stared, the world tilting on an axis of tequila and profound shock. “You’re drunk, kid.”
“I’m truthful. The alcohol is a lubricant. For the truth bearings.”
Or: the one where a drunken night in Las Nevadas leads to a binding matrimonial contract, a terrified aide, a delighted queen, and two profoundly damaged men who might just be each other’s perfect, catastrophic match.
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18 Apr 2026
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Schtorytime's Pumpkintober by schtorytime
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Nov 2023
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31 prompts for October [ cpumpkintober ]
31 (mostly canon-compliant) snippets of Quackity and Schlatt's relationship.***********
“What do you want for your birthday?” Alex asks, leaning back in to the plush chair that sits on the opposite side of Schlatt’s desk.
“Sex.” Schlatt says casually, not even bothering to look up from where he’s leaning forward over the desk in his own chair and scribbling something in to a planner.
Alex rolls his eyes. “Something that you don’t get every fucking day, Schlatt.”
Schlatt looks up, a blank expression on his face. He blinks at him for a second. “…An entire day off work where the only thing we do is have sex.”
“For the love of— Schlatt, give me something like— something you actually want, I’m try—”
“That is something I actually want!”
“Give me something I can put some effort in to get—”
“Oh, you can put a whole lotta effort in to that, let me tell you—”
“I’m going to kick your ass.”
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Note: Rating recently changed!
Varying lengths, varying themes, a lot of fluff but a healthy dose of angst in here too :]Bookmarked by Joonah16
11 Apr 2026
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Schlatt returns from twenty years in limbo to a world where not even one full year has passed since his death. The world has changed drastically in the months since his presidential reign and he's found himself stuck in a deal he can't remember making, forced to work with the newly-budding country of Las Nevadas. As he grapples with mistakes he can't take back, a constant strange pull in his chest, and the few people he wishes to talk to avoiding him completely, he is reminded constantly of one truth:
Nothing that happens means they forgive you.
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10 Apr 2026
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Quackity can’t sleep. It's been weeks of late nights riddled with insomnia, power naps taken at odd times of day, and prying concerns from his friends on the island. Soon enough, he’ll understand the reason why.
"Katie had the grand idea to host a-“ A high-pitched hiccup interrupted his explanation, and Schlatt briefly clamped his mouth shut in shock. He shot Quackity a glare as he tried unsuccessfully to hold back a laugh, pausing a moment before he continued, “She uh, wanted to throw some stupid party. Ended up wrecking my house. Now I’m here. End of story.”
Or: Schlatt shows up to Quackity's door drunk, and they're both forced to confront some things.
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05 Apr 2026
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Danza de apareamiento de dos idiotas by Alma_perdida_feliz
Fandoms: Peacemaker (TV 2022)
05 Jun 2026
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Criado en un entorno tóxico donde los omegas hombres son considerados menos que basura u objetos sexuales, Christopher se manifiesta como uno. Tras asesinar accidentalmente a su hermano alfa, el orgullo de su padre, Chris se ve obligado a cambiar su naturaleza contra su voluntad mediante experimentos en un laboratorio improvisado en casa.
Habiendo perdido sus feromonas, la única constancia que le recuerda ser un omega biológico son sus ciclos de celo retrasados e inoloros.
Después de pasar gran parte de su vida viviendo bajo la incertidumbre de no sentirse parte de nada, termina conociendo a Vigilante durante una misión improvisada.
Poco a poco, Chris se permite bajar la guardia y descubre que su nuevo compañero y amigo es un alfa dominante, pero uno con evidentes problemas mentales, empezando por el hecho de saturar a Chris con feromonas alfas en cada encuentro que tienen.
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29 Dec 2025