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    Harris: Hi, Shane!
    Harris: This is Harris Drover.
    Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
    Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
    Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?

    Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
    Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
    Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.

    Harris: Perfect!
    Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
    Harris: No humiliation involved.
    Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.

    Shane: Okay?
    Shane: Why?

    Harris: Well.
    Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    A Meet Cutes NYC interviewer stops Shane and Ilya on the street to ask how long they’ve been together.

    The answer is fourteen years, one marriage, and a love that spent far too long hidden to ever be quiet now.
     
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    Shane Hollander x Ilya Rozanov

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    27 Jun 2026

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    “Yes!” Ilya exclaims, his face lighting up, “Shane. We have to cook for him. I can’t believe you just ran into him!”

    Shane laughs and turns his phone back to face himself, “How did you know about him?”

    “I saw him on Youtube Shorts! He meets so many cool people.”

    The man behind the camera laughs and points the camera to himself, showing his delighted expression at Ilya’s enthusiasm.

    The camera turns back to Shane, and the man asks him his signature question, “If you were to cook something for me, like this evening, what would you make?”

    “Ah, Shane would make you eat grass with some protein powder sprinkled on top. Maybe a carrot for dessert,” Ilya’s accented voice calls out from the phone speaker.

    OR: Shane and Ilya are encountered by that guy who asks random people in New York if they'd cook for him for $100. They say yes because Ilya Rozanov watches Youtube Shorts (unfortunately) and recognizes the guy.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    The thought of asking was just not something Shane ever thought of doing. Until right now, basically.

    And Ilya had always respected the closed door of sexual prep and cleanup. He had honored every boundary so perfectly, never pushing, never even hinting, since the start of their relationship.

    This morning, though, Shane wanted something different.

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    or: Ilya's first time douching Shane. A slow, feel-good aftercare morning.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    “Nah, Shane would be a terrible Traitor,” Ilya said. Ilya took hold of Shane’s face, squishing his cheeks and making his lips puff out like a fish. “Everyone look at this face. You really think he can lie?” Ilya yanked Shane’s face closer to him, making Shane stumble. Some of his ginger ale sloshed out of the can. “You think he can lie to me? Please.”

    Shane rubbed his cheeks with a frown once his husband released him. “Thanks, I guess.”

     

    OR: Shane and Ilya go on the very first MLH edition of The Traitors and chaos ensues.

    (Chapters will alternate between the full Traitors episode and the Twitter reaction)

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    26 Jun 2026