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    29 Jun 2026

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    - Clarity by minormajor

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    Such a sweet story, I adored how captured Shane & Ilya here - their relationship and dynamic is lovely throughout. The support and hurt/comfort, all of the feels and little details. The dancing, key rings, bear and sun - the way events unraveled differently so beautiful.

    Also adored the teams too! The inclusion of Ryan was great and I adored Roy, then Ilya and the bears are always fun. Got to appreciate Marly ✨

    The wedding and their speeches to each other, the rings so perfectly them. And got to love Shane standing up for himself and a perfectly sweet ending, look towards future together with Boston.

    🎶 Cream - Prince
    🎶 I know you want it - Mariah Carey

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    A small part of him prayed to whatever God that if he had to die soon, please let it be buried between the most perfect ass cheeks he had ever laid eyes on.

    Ilya sheepishly held up his own keys where a side profile of a golden bear sitting on its behind with its head towards the sky was dangling. Shane looked in the box and found a golden sun glancing down on a key ring. When he looked at the back, there was a little bear paw print that could be mistaken for a logo of a company. Ilya turned his and there was a sun in a similar fashion engraved.

    "No, fucking hell. It's the only thing I have of you. The only thing that I can actually touch, that I can hold in my hands and know there was anything real. That and the sun key chain I still carry around. I had to throw away everything else. Your curl shampoo kept making me cry in the stupid shower, I still need to fucking shower in peace sometimes."

    "They can try to get between us, but we will not let them. I want to do this together. Everything else around us is not easy but us? That is easy for me. Loving you has always been the easiest thing for me. It just took me a very long time to see that. So yes, I would be honored to be your husband."

    "Shane, the first time I saw you, you told me not to smoke like I did not see the giant No smoking sign, I had trouble finding any English words. I knew who you were from tapes but it did not prepare me to see you up close with your cheeks pink from the cold and your freckles standing out, to hear your voice when you told me your name, to touch your hand when you shook mine twice, to see you smile when I told you I would beat you. You found me and I did not know I was lost. And you kept finding me, all of me, even though I tried to hide and I cannot thank you enough that you kept on going no matter what. You are my favorite person in the world, so unbelievably strong yet still so kind, so earnest and funny. You are so incredibly dedicated to the things and people you love. I am in awe of you every single day.

    Everything about you helped me to get better and I promise to keep getting better so I can be the best husband like you deserve. I love you, solnyshko, my sunshine, and I will keep loving you as long as I am alive."
    "Ilya, I don't know how, I don't know why but everything in me screamed that I needed to meet you. I told myself that it was just because I wanted to make a connection to a future competitor and not because even the pixelated tapes of you had me entranced. I barely remember what I said but I do remember how seeing you in front of me made me feel. Like I found my equal, like I found someone that would be in my life one way or another for the rest of it, like there was a missing piece and that was you. You are loud and brazen when you need to be but you also know when to just hold everything still and make me feel so incredibly safe. You gave me the freedom to explore who I want to be and never judged or pushed but just supported me through all of it. You are my favorite person in the world, you keep me on my toes, you are charming and daring and I have never seen anyone care so deeply like you do. Your warmth and your heart always draws me in like a moth to a flame. I could not be more honored to become your husband and I promise to show you how much I love you every day until my heart gives out. Ya tvoy. Ty moya. Ya tebya lyublyu."

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    Shane moves into a new apartment.
    Shane has a noisy neighbor.
    Correction: Shane has a 6'3" noisy, rude, and annoyingly beautiful neighbor.

    Shane doesn't like noise.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    10 Jun 2026

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    noise complaint by jaytisms

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    Such an entertaining read! All of the memes, banter and just so fun from start to finish. I adored Ilya & Shane's dynamic here so much, also Rose & Svetlana. Love this fic and the coding so great 💛

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    Ilya Rozanov
    23 years of age.
    Beloved and despised son, friend, and situationship. Died from suffocation by Shane Hollander's beautiful hockey player thighs.

    i wake up and my mind immediately goes to him
    i go to work and i think about him
    i go to sleep and i think about how i would rather be sleeping next to him

    Ilya Rozanov was in love with Shane Hollander. He was in love with him and his stupid brown eyes, his stupid constellations of freckles, his stupid voice and quirks. This wasn't right. He wasn't loveable. He was loud, and obnoxious, and annoying, and rude, and inconsiderate towards others who weren't named Svetlana Vetrova, yet he found himself controlled by something deep in his body that continuously drew him back to Shane over and over again. That same thing seemed to have permanently carved and engraved Shane into his mind like some sort of fucked up epitaph.

    Were any of these people in love with someone that they didn't deserve to have? Didn't deserve to touch and talk to and stare at until their eyes burned and scratched like sandpaper because they forgot to blink? Did they forget both their mother tongue and the language they'd practised for over a decade of their lives whenever that person even did so much as to breathe near them?

    I am high on life and joy and wimsy

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    Anyway, Shane didn't remember exactly what was in the folder ... But he knew they were all good shots of him.

    He hastily clicked open the folder, his eyes barely glancing through the dozen or so shots there, vaguely registering a picture with a sunset background from his condo balcony, something of him laughing, a picture of him working at his laptop with his glasses on...

    The director called him again, and he shook his head, the photos blurring. Whatever. It would have to do.

    He clicked "select all," then the messages icon, then Rozanov's name. Hit send.

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    Or: When never-hooked-up Shane and Ilya have to collaborate on a league charity project, Shane accidentally sends Ilya a nude.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Select All by Regolith (metonym)

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    This was so cute! Such a fun idea, and the Iceland trip meeting in between so perfect ✨ I love how you captured them together so beautifully and the plan in the end, along with full circle moment to photos.

    - Photos
    - Spicy 🔥
    - Puffins
    - Spider
    - Fishing 😂

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    'This is what happens when the social media manager for the Ottawa Centaurs just finished rewatching the entirety of The Office for the 3rd time'

    “What a fucking nerd,” Ilya laughed, his eyes following Shane across the ice. The camera swung between them before eventually landing back on Ilya.

    “I want to eat him,”

    Luca blinked at him, horror slowly etching onto his face.

    “Like...sexually or...literally?

    Behind the camera, Harris cleared his throat to remind them of his presence. Ilya’s eyes never left Shane, who was still berating Troy by citing some charts from his clipboard.

    “Yes,” 

    Haas looked into the camera in utter fear.

    Alternatively, The Office Fic

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    Ottawa Centaurs - The Mockumentary by LunarMoonstone

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    Such an entertaining read, adore the way the story is told with all the little details of the videos/photography and how montage together. With the social media of it all, so much fun!

    Always enjoy the Ottawa Centaurs, found family feels and just such great dynamics between all log the cast. Ilya & Shane are lovely and getting to show affection for one another, being seen so perfect ✨

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    Meringue is a sweet, hot, fluffy dessert. All the fics here will be purely self indulgent and without deeper meaning or conflict. For the foreseeable future, everything will be post-book 6 canon.

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    31 May 2026

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    - Breaking News: We Like Each Other by prailock

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    Omg this was so perfect! I adored their bet and all the social media aspects, the way you captured Ilya & Shane's relationship. Along with all of the cast so entertaining, the reactions throughout so fun. Their vows so beautiful and such a fitting ending - full circle ✨

    - Social media
    - Canada dry
    - the whole time
    - centaurs family
    - dogs
    - vows
    - down bad
    - bets, the rivalry lives on
    - dancing

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    He loved him. With every atom of his being he loved him. There could not be a single parallel universe where he didn't love him.

    It was easy being partners. They understood each other better than anyone ever had. With the entirety of their adult lives orbiting each other like binary stars, they knew how to push at each other to set a perfect harmony. Even if it looked like they were fighting each other's pull, they had been silently on the same team since a cold day in Saskatchewan when Cupid drafted them both in the first round under a no smoking sign.

    Ilya couldn't believe that this was the man he'd fallen for. He'd given up his family, his first team, his country all for a man who turned a bachelor party into a powerpoint. It was the most brilliant decision of his life.

    I love a million little things that make you you. I want to scream in front of the world about every tiny thing I love but I also want to keep them secret and for us only. Being married to you for the last five years has been the greatest honor of my life. I thank you for the indulgence to be able to continue it for the rest of my life.

    Each day spent with you is another chance at the best day of my life.