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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    ”We are not…anything.”

    It’s May 2014, post-Sochi.

    Shane Hollander has not heard from Ilya Rozanov since the conversation they had at the Olympics in Russia. Shane is tired of waiting, and he is desperate. His parents, Yuna and David, surprise him with a birthday trip to Los Angeles for the weekend, hoping to get Shane in better spirits. After dinner with his parents, Shane ventures out alone to Santa Monica Blvd to his first gay club.

    When he walks into the Dirty Rose, he never imagined that he’d be kneeling on a dirty bathroom floor of an LA club with twenty-year old, Kyle Swift. It’s an unforgettable night in many ways, revealing more to Shane about himself and his feelings, than he’s ready to admit.

    This is a canon-compliant backstory on the “Hollywood Blowjob” that Shane confesses to Ilya about during a FaceTime call in Heated Rivalry.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Growing up, Ilya had learned that wanting things made him a burden. Shane had made it his personal mission to prove the exact opposite. So yes, technically Ilya could buy anything he wanted. But he rarely got the opportunity.
    Because somehow, impossibly, Shane always got there first.

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    Ilya Rozanov is Spoiled and Pampered by his husband.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Harris: Hi, Shane!
    Harris: This is Harris Drover.
    Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
    Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
    Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?

    Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
    Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
    Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.

    Harris: Perfect!
    Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
    Harris: No humiliation involved.
    Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.

    Shane: Okay?
    Shane: Why?

    Harris: Well.
    Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    After winning his third cup, Shane deeply regrets not having Ilya come down on the ice with him. Instead, he has Ilya come out to the club afterward for a very public hard launch.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    “Why are you acting like a jealous ex?”

    Shane choked on nothing, his eyes going wide in horror as Ilya cut his gaze away, jaw clenched.

    “Oh my god, you are a jealous ex,” Rose breathed.

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    Rose, Miles, Shane, and Ilya never make it to the club. Instead, they bump into each other outside the rink after the game. Shane and Ilya are very obvious. Rose helps them sort things out.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    “Well, I guess you got what you wanted from me already,” Hollander continued. “Whatever. Fuck you.”

    “Wait, no, Hollander.” Ilya turned, throwing an arm into Hollander’s path. “That’s not—”

    “No, it’s fine. Stupid of me to expect anything else.” Hollander shook his head, gaze downcast, the barest hint of angry pink tinging his freckled cheeks. “Thanks for making it good, at least.”

    It. His first time.

    Ilya was the worst sort of asshole.

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    In Sochi, Shane isn’t shy about calling out Ilya for ghosting after getting what he wanted. Once they’re safely away from Russia, Ilya forces himself to be honest with Shane about what that first time meant.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Post-cottage, Shane and Ilya quickly discover that hiding sucks, so they launch their friendship via a series of chaotic Instagram Lives. It predictably spirals out of control.

    Ch 1: Friends!
    Ch 2: …Uh, friends?
    Ch 3: Definitely not friends.

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    27 Jun 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 76

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    Ilya was content to watch Shane lose himself to pleasure, but as the Canadian shifted slightly on his knees, the tip of his engorged cock grazed the comforter. He threw his head back, his surprised cry turning into a helpless, drawn out, groan. The hand plunging silicone into his hole stilled as he gulped for breath and gathered himself. Shane rearranged himself, and as he did, he settled his heated cheek against a pillow and his face turned towards the door. Towards Ilya. His eyes were shut, but as his arm began to flex again and the symphony of wet slapping resumed, the Canadian’s eyes fluttered in ecstasy, before opening and locking with Ilya’s.

    Oh Fuck.

    The very second their eyes locked, Shane bolted upright, an overstuffed pillow clutched to his chest and a panicked yelp tearing from his throat.

    “Shush darling, it’s just me.” Ilya rushed to calm Shane down, like a spooked horse in a thunderstorm. His hands were stretched out in front of him, desperate to touch.

    “Surprise.” Ilya winked.

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    Ilya comes home early and finds his husband pleasuring himself. He lends a hand. Or tongue ;)

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial 
    I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started. 

    We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.

    On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left. 

    Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss. 

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    or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    TMZ posts an article detailing Ilya Rozanov's most high-profile hookups, and Shane has lots of feelings about it.

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    22 Jun 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 35

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    Kidnappers try to abduct Shane Hollander.

    Ilya Rozanov makes them regret it.

    Set post tuna-meltdown in the Rose Landry era - Shane and Ilya don’t make it to the club.

    Bad Things Happen Bingo: Ice Pack

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    14 Jun 2026

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    It's the story of a lifetime. Two of the worlds greatest hockey prospects, the top two picks of their NHL draft, the most anticipated rivals in hockey history; taken in broad daylight. Their kidnapping becomes insanely public when their captors start broadcasting their torment for the entire internet to see. Their families, the police, the world, all of them watch with bated breath as they wait to see if the two young men will make it back home alive.

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    14 Jun 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 34

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    Shane Hollander is secretly a Trans man who can't tell anyone for fear of being kicked out of the NHL for it. The first time he hooks up with Ilya, he is very worried about what Ilya will think of his secret. Lucky for him, Ilya doesn't care what Shane has going on in his pants.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    There is no reason to be nervous. It’s just a commercial.

    [inspired by the absolutely CRIMINAL Peloton ad]

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    What on earth would cause Shane Hollander to act Like That?

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    08 Jun 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 79

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    On the whole, Shane loved a good spa.

    He wasn’t afraid to admit it, either. For all that the other Metros teased him about his pristine, porcelain skin in a locker room of grizzly bears who thought SPF was a kind of crypto, he knew that brands liked a guy who actually took care of himself.

     
    Just enough time between All-Star games this weekend for a spa day! Shane can’t wait to get a facial.

    Unfortunately for Shane, Ilya can’t wait to give him one.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    "Oh." Hollander has gone a little red, beneath his freckles. "I am from… French Canada? Québec? Do you know? Very… very small town there, no English, only French. I try to learn, but— is a bit hard."

    Ilya feels mildly stupid. He knew, obviously, that they speak French in Canada, but he didn’t know it was, like— some people’s only language. He’d sort of assumed everyone was fluent in both.

    "Huh. Cool."

    "Your English is very good," Hollander offers.

    Ilya laughs.

    "I mean, yeah— I grew up in Minneapolis."

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    aka. the one where the language barrier is reversed. it changes everything.

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    31 May 2026

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    It goes well until he’s standing in Ilya’s— their— living room, holding a framed photo of the 2014-15 Montréal Voyageurs and their first Stanley Cup, rooted to the spot.

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    or, the one where moving to ottawa brings up some complicated feelings.

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    31 May 2026

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    @HarveySmth76: 
    So, Dallas Kent's teammate just tweeted this: 

    Rozanov isn’t any better, though. Like we all know it. Dude's banged like a thousand women. Bet if even just a few of them talked, you'd all be shutting up about Kent pretty quick. 

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    Dallas Kent’s teammate makes a bigoted assumption. A very loud, very incorrect assumption. Twitter eats him alive.

    Because, yes, Rozanov has slept with a lot of women and they have a lot to say. About consent and check-ins and that accent.

    #OkIWillTalk is trending, as is #SexGodOfTwitter. Toronto Survivor's Legal Fund is finally gaining some traction. And Ilya is definitely going to punch Kent. Again.

    Told through twitter snapshots and extracts from the Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat. 

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    29 May 2026

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    “Well. I came out to the team as gay a few weeks ago. Apparently they decided they’d rather spend their time calling me a ‘geisha whore’ and standing around than doing their fucking jobs,” Shane said, dejectedly. He kept his voice low as they got into position for the game to start so the ref wouldn’t hear. His eyes trained on the ground, ready for the drop. He couldn’t force himself to look at Ilya in that moment.

    “What.” Rozanov’s voice was low as he growled the word out.

    Shane braved a glance upwards, hoping he wouldn’t see more disgust. While he did find it in Ilya’s eyes, it seemed to also be mixed with a twinge of sadness and pure, unadulterated anger. Ilya let out a harsh puff of breath.

    Unsure of how Ilya felt about his confession, Shane went on, “Yeah it’s whatever man. Sorry, I shouldn’t have-“

    “No. You don’t apologize. Motherfuckers.”

     

    AU where Shane is slightly older than Ilya. Shane captains the metros while Ilya captains the centaurs. Shane tries to come out to his teammates and much to the horror of the centaurs, they do not take it well.

    Aka Ilya decides it’s time for Shane to learn what it means to be loved and supported… romance shall ensueee

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    28 May 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov boards a plane putting more distance between him and his father and the pressure of life in Russia.

    Shane Hollander boards the same plane with a carefully planned routine and excitement over a break from his sometimes overbearing, but always loving Mother.

    Somewhere between Toronto and Vancouver they discover they have a lot in common and become friends.

    They were supposed to be rivals. They were not supposed to fall for each other. Too bad nobody told them that.

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    37,911

    27 May 2026

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