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Zoro agrees to spend Christmas with Sanji, Zeff, and the rest of the Baratie staff, but he’s not sure he’ll make it out alive. Even though he and Sanji have been dating for quite some time, he’s never gotten the old man to like him, and really, all Zeff seems to want to do is kill him.
But when he’s alone with Zeff on Christmas Eve, shoveling the snow out of the Baratie parking lot, he decides to take initiative in their relationship. Surely, there’s a way to charm the head chef, right?
Right?
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Making his grand escape from the most recent jail cell he found himself in, outlaw Zoro grabs a bystander on the way out of town to take hostage. He hadn’t meant to keep the guy with him long, but when he proves himself useful in finding them a town with a fully stocked saloon, he decides to see what else the blond has in store for him.
Sometimes, good things come to those who wait.
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Vivi’s heart dropped. Trying to spin around and bolt for the passenger seat, her right ankle buckled slightly in her heel, causing a delay in momentum to make it to the door in time. The stranger was much faster, sprinting directly toward her and wrapping their left arm around her neck.
When she felt the cold barrel of a gun jab uncomfortably into her head, her eyes widened in fear. Vivi slowly lifted her shaking hands to cling helplessly to the arm of her captor. Suppressing a sob, she took a shaky breath in, but her face stuttered into a look of confusion for half a second.
Did the person behind her smell like tangerines?
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Rockin' Around the Pumpkin Tree by HearSomeEvil for lawrencetheshark
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
07 Jan 2025
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Another year, another Halloween-Christmas, except this time it’s not just Zoro’s family in attendance. This year all of Zoro and Sanji’s friends and family are invited for their Halloween-Christmas dinner, and the theme to accommodate all of the hungry guests is “pumpkin made 25 different ways” for the 25 days of Christmas.
Or, so Sanji thinks. Really, Zoro wants to make sure everyone important is there to witness when he proposes to the cook on Christmas Day. He’s been planning it for a year. It’ll be perfect. Christmas dinner will turn into the engagement party of the century.
…just as long as he can find the ring.
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ZoSan Club Secret Santa 2024!!!Series
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Calling his ex-boyfriend to drive him to the airport was not Zoro’s first choice. But due to unfortunate mishaps and wrong hotel directions, it was the only way he was going to make his flight in time to compete at the national kendo championships the next day. Thankfully, by some small miracle, Sanji agrees to drive him.
But when Sanji’s car breaks down on the highway, neither of them could anticipate the adventure that would ensue when tow truck driver Luffy picks them up. Faced with fleeing the cops, driving off a bridge, sailing through a thunderstorm, and making it through dinner with a lady in a swamp, Zoro and Sanji need to work together to survive the day.
Will Zoro still make it to the competition on time?
Only if they jump out of a flying plane.
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It was the Christmas Times, It was the Halloween Times... by HearSomeEvil
Fandom One Piece (Anime & Manga)
07 Jan 2025
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The Flagship Branch: "Dinner Party" by Distressindisguise
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
22 Sep 2025
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"It's much bigger than it looks."
FRANKY gets onto the bench and curls up into an uncomfortable ball. He just barely fits, toes still managing to hang off of the edge.
ZORO stares silently before turning back to SANJI. "I don't think I can—"
SANJI steps on his foot, earning a hiss from ZORO. He smiles back at the couple. "What's next?"
On this episode of The Flagship Branch, boyfriends Sanji and Zoro attend a dinner party hosted by their coworkers, Franky and Robin. Alongside Luffy, Usopp, and Kaya, Zoro and Sanji try to maintain their sanity around their eccentric hosts, save a mostly nonexistent dinner menu, and make time for their own relationship.
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A prose-forward screenplay based on my favorite episode of The Office, "Dinner Party."
Bookmarked by HearSomeEvil
29 Mar 2026
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HR Nami save me… save me Nami, corporate HR rep….
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my whole existence is flawed (you get me closer to god) by LaughingSenselessly
Fandoms: The Poppy War - R. F. Kuang
03 Aug 2019
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“What are you thinking about?” asked Nezha.
“How I’m going to annihilate you.”
She was utterly serious, of course. But he tossed back his head and laughed. Laughed and laughed. He only stopped laughing when Rin took off her shirt.
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Canon AU. Rin never could back down from a challenge, and especially not if that challenge was Nezha.
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18 Jun 2025
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Welcome to the totally safe town of Grand Line, where the bloody and gruesome murder of local teenager Sanji has just occurred! Reeling from his death, his boyfriend Zoro must face the prospect that there is a killer on the loose, the return of his sister, and his own survival- here's hoping he can continue to do so.
"Don't Answer The Door, Don't Leave The House, Don't Answer The Phone, But Most Of All, Don't SCREAM."
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- Part 2 of Scream Piece
Bookmarked by HearSomeEvil
19 Oct 2024
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Fuck you, come dance with me
I'm feeling fine
'Cause I fuckin' lost my mind
I'm feeling real mean and getting obscene
I'll grab the first partner that I see
I'll grab him by the arm and swing him around
Then pull his hair and drag him to the groundSanji had expected the mosh pits at the punk show he found himself dragged to. It's the handsome stranger with the dimples and big hands that he didn't.
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When I Loved Your Body to Your Shoulder Blades to Your Rollerblades by Distressindisguise
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
29 Aug 2024
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Zoro brought his hand up to Sanji’s face and gently brushed his bangs away. “Don’t hold back,” he said darkly. “Want to see you on your worst behavior.”
Shit. Was this really happening?
Fuck it.
“You’re going to regret that,” Sanji said breathlessly before dropping the skates, pulling Zoro in by the collar of his shirt, and connecting their lips.
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Sanji really wanted to fuck the hot coffee delivery guy on rollerblades.
Bookmarked by HearSomeEvil
30 Aug 2024
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An absolute hoot, a can’t miss opportunity, will be reading again!